OK, so you don't watch porn, but do you masturbate when she's not around for a period of time?

That is, hands down, the funniest question I have ever read on this site.

Hardly. Temperamental is *SO* cool that when he bangs his girlfriend, his orgasm lasts for months.

That's not "cool", that's "erectile disfunction."

I thought erectile disfunction was when it decided to not... become erect, or sudden loss of erection.


The only thing that gives you like a month long bonner is... well, a regular dosage of something like Viagra I suppose.

Is it safe to take something like that regularly?

And I was just analysing the word 'disfunction' that doesn't mean 'unfunctioning' that means it's uncontrollable.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND ENGLISH!

Rigor Mortis?

Anything over 4 hours and you should see medical help. Or don't you see those commericals?

Oh, that had me rolling.

I've never seen a Viagra commercial..

I've seen plenty of Trojan commercials though.. They funny stuff...

Of course I masturbate. However, not very often. But when I do, I fantasize about her.

OK SERIOUSLY, I did NOT need to know what it is you think about. Just say "Yes" or "No" please next time, alright?

He asked, I answered.

He asked a simple YES or NO question. He did NOT ask what you think about.

I added in what I thought about because most likely, the next reply to YES would be "And you dont think about other things than your girlfriend?" I was clearing that up before anyone could stateit.

Geeze, calm down. It's not like I went into a graphic description of it or anything, it's not even a PG rated post.

Don't worry about THRAWN, he overreacts to everything.

If thrawn were comfortable in his manliness, it wouldn't have bothered him so much to hear another dudes intimate business.

Didn't Kirby already PWN this thread a few pages ago? Why are you guys still debating!?

I'm not debating..

I'm spilling gasoline.. all over... by accident...


Not on purpose at all..

Yes. Yes, I do.



I try to avoid intimate details about other people's affairs.

Then never, ever visit the Sexuality forum on the Tilted Forums (tfproject.org). Especially the "How to go down on a girl" thread.

You how at the end of all those erectile disfunction commercials they say "for erections lasting longer than four hours, see a doctor immediately"?



Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!

That's not erectile disfunction, that's a side effect of whatever medicine they're advertising to treat erectile disfunction.

Be careful this debate doesn't turn into a war.

Temperamental, you mention that you fantasize about your girlfriend while masturbating, and you don't consider that cheating. Well, as it said in the segment from that other website, in pornography the woman isn't a specific woman, but merely an "avatar of general woman-ness." Someone, in a relationship, can watch pornography and the actress can simply be a placeholder for his girlfriend/wife. Is this cheating?

This is just another one of those issues that people don't change their mind on. Just like abortion, death penalty, etc., people generally stick to the values they knew growing up, and rarely adopt a different opinion.

And THRAWN, I don't know how you can say you're not interested in other people's affairs when practically every post you've made is a blog overreacting to prank calls or whining about girl problems that nobody cares about.

I disagree. I changed my views on porn, abortion, and the death penalty 180 degrees. I used to think viewing porn was immoral and damaging, I used to be pro-life, and I used to support the death penalty. No more. :p

Hence the "generally."

There's always at least one weirdo that'll mess up the rule. :p

Well, you certainly mastered the 'don't think of a pink elephant'' - effect. :p

Seems like Rob is a Viagra expert.

Seems like you didn't really read anything, noticed I said Viagra, then posted some sort of psuedo-witty retort.

Notice I said "...intimate details about other people's affairs." And by intimate, I mean specific details. If a guy says on here "I'm not a virgin" then fine, no big deal. If a guy admits on here "I masturbate", again no big deal, guys do it, thats natural. If a guy goes "I masturbate while thinking of..." that gets me a little more mental visual. I got no problems if my friends admit to it, we're guys, it's natural if guys do that. But I don't need to know what people think about as they do it.

My problem is I have a VERY visual imagination. If I read something, I can imagine it, even if I don't have a face for it. Suffice to say, when Temp said what he thinks about, my mind created a visual of a "general man" thinking about a "general woman" and meh, not my cup of tea.

You know...if this thing were such an ordeal as it was made out to be, with three days past now you would've figured it would have SOME huge noticeable effect. Like a sudden jump in teen suicides...

oh, sorry, didn't know.



don't read Stephen King.

this thread tickles me pink

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Slight Mandatory Language Warning

I haven't read all the thread yet, about halfway through, though getting there. though, first, i ahd to respond o this:



Actually, not, you've been saying this whole thread that porn is wrong and bad and degrading to women and shouldn't be done. Secondly, jsut a little side note, if you're actually serious about your new stance of moral relativism:

This thread makes the baby Jesus self harm.

Or masturbate. I'm not sure.

<.<

/ducks

That's a pretty shallow dichotomy :/ There are shades of gray, you know.

Mother Teresa reclining nude on a floating raft in a pool in winter time.

Ok.. Let me try to explain this again..

I view porn as objectifying and degrading to women, I have a grilfriend, and I view watching porn while having a girlfriend as a form of cheating, and especially if your girflriend doesnt like it or the idea of you watching it, it then becomes a lack of respect for her.

If someone chooses to view porn, I am not going to shun them. I am not going to say "OMG YOU WATCH PORN YOU ARE A BAD PERSON". Kinda the same thing with the pot subject.. If you think pot is bad/wrong, but you have friends that do it and you are ok with them and remain friends with them.

When I say I dont think it's wrong, etc, I mean that I am not going to tell someone what to do. I am merely stating my point of view on porn, I am not telling someone what to do. Hence, if they choose to view porn, I'll take it as their decision, not mine, and I wont say a thing. I may not like it, but it damages me in no way, it's not my life, and sure it isn't something I myself would do or like, but they arent me.

Thats what I mean when I say I dont think porn is WRONG if you watch it. But just because I think it is wrong or not, doesnt mean I also cant think that it does objectify some women in some way.



Why the need for the placeholder? That's the same as saying that someone went out and slept with someone else because they weren't getting any, so they needed a placeholder. Sure, it's another extreme comparison, but still, the principle is the same. The placeholder.

The difference is that I fantasize about my girlfriend, not another girl. When you watch porn, you're watching another girl. You are getting off to another girl. You aren't actually physically touching or with that other girl at the time, but it is her and the images of her on the screen that get you off.

then state your opinion and remind us that it's your opinion and don't argue by SAYING THE SAME DAMN THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER