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Massassi has nothing to worry about!...
2006-01-14, 8:53 PM #1
I'm officialy announcing that I'm writing a document on how to get girls, and its title is: Chicks for Dummies.
Why this title? Because the ability to get a chick is so easy, woah! I will give all main credit to Massassi for showing me the trick, now I'll sum it all up in one nice thick book. Cheers and happy hunting to come soon!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-14, 8:54 PM #2
o.o

Shouldn't PW at least co-author this? :p
2006-01-14, 8:55 PM #3
I wouldn't mind having some help... :D
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2006-01-14, 8:55 PM #4
Good luck making a full book out of it.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 8:56 PM #5
Oh christ, he's like a constant source of comedy, this guy is.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 8:57 PM #6
k
2006-01-14, 8:58 PM #7
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Oh christ, he's like a constant source of comedy, this guy is.[/QUOTE]
and your complaining because... ;)

its half the reason I come to massassi, the jokes just never end, this place is often better than penny arcade & bash.org put together.

evidense, this thread.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-01-14, 8:58 PM #8
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Oh christ, he's like a constant source of comedy, this guy is.[/QUOTE]
Tip..Number...One.

Be a comedian who doesn't realize he's a comedian on a Star Wars internet forum, and get everyone to hate you then ask for advice on getting chicks. Living in Mexico helps with the pity a bit, unless someone named JediKirby frequents the forums, in which case, you are SOL.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 8:59 PM #9
hein?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-01-14, 9:00 PM #10
[QUOTE=James Bond]and your complaining because... ;) its half the reason I come to massassi, the jokes just never end, this place is often better than penny arcade & bash.org put together.[/QUOTE]
Haha, <3

So true.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:02 PM #11
Actually all the chicks know I'm a Star Wars fan, post on forums, do visual effects, and I'm not trying to be funny here... why is every one saying that?

TIP NUMBER 1: Don't let your things get in the way, don't give em up, but don't put it infront of everything or brag about it... there has got to be more to ones life. For instance me, its kung fu and gang fighting generally, sometimes I brag about my visual effects, and that gets em.
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2006-01-14, 9:04 PM #12
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Actually all the chicks know I'm a Star Wars fan, post on forums, do visual effects, and I'm not trying to be funny here... why is every one saying that?

TIP NUMBER 1: Don't let your things get in the way, don't give em up, but don't put it infront of everything or brag about it... there has got to be more to ones life. For instance me, its kung fu and gang fighting generally, sometimes I brag about my visual effects, and that gets em.

Haha, oh wow, just wow.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:06 PM #13
This will all end in tears.
Stuff
2006-01-14, 9:07 PM #14
Originally posted by kyle90:
This will all end in tears.

Of laughter.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:08 PM #15
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
For instance me, its kung fu and gang fighting generally


[http://www.knowgangs.com/gang_resources/handsigns/menu009005.jpg]

Where you from holmes?
2006-01-14, 9:09 PM #16
Quote:
<Gebohq> I wonder what his girlfriend thinks of his idea :P


Exactly.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 9:09 PM #17
[Don't be mean. Well, not too mean. -Vinny]
2006-01-14, 9:09 PM #18
Man, THRAWN must be heavy on the visual effects, kung fu and gang fighting.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:10 PM #19
I used to lead a gang down here... thats one of my big secrets, and I do full contact kung fu, have a reputation of a fighter now, and no one messes with me, not even the old bullies I spoke of, in fact, we all hang out now.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-14, 9:11 PM #20
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I used to lead a gang down here... thats one of my big secrets, and I do full contact kung fu, have a reputation of a fighter now, and no one messes with me, not even the old bullies I spoke of, in fact, we all hang out now.

Do you also lead a double life as The Guyver? Were you portrayed in a movie 25 years old by Mark Hamill
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:11 PM #21
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I used to lead a gang down here... thats one of my big secrets, and I do full contact kung fu, have a reputation of a fighter now, and no one messes with me, not even the old bullies I spoke of, in fact, we all hang out now.

I thought you said you were fat and unliked, and out of shape? Yet, you led a gang?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 9:14 PM #22
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I thought you said you were fat and unliked, and out of shape? Yet, you led a gang?


Before the kung fu...
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2006-01-14, 9:14 PM #23
Spawning a bunch of Jan NPCs doesn't count as leading a gang

please don't kill me
2006-01-14, 9:14 PM #24
Wow, the 15-year-old gang leader. That gang must have stuck fear into the hearts and souls of kindergartners everywhere.
Stuff
2006-01-14, 9:15 PM #25
No one challenged our block, and we were respected in school, but things happen...
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2006-01-14, 9:16 PM #26
Originally posted by kyle90:
Wow, the 15-year-old gang leader. That gang must have stuck fear into the hearts and souls of kindergartners everywhere.

For the win. Your post too Thrawnnumbarz.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:16 PM #27
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Before the kung fu...

You started kung fu like less than a year ago, didn't you?

No one is going to be led by a 15 year old who claims ot know kung-fu, and who you claim no one likes.

Gold, I'll buy your book if you finish it. I'll buy 5 copies even. As long as it's a THICK book (IE, over 150 pages and the size of all the other "Blah for Dummies" books).

You have to fill it with enough content to finish it first though.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 9:21 PM #28
The book is not for sale, its gonna be free, and only will contain things that worked for me... and I was exagerating in the past... I really wasn't that fat, I did have a general idea of fighting, I spent a while in the kung fu, and got my body in shape, now I'm good as new.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-14, 9:22 PM #29
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
No one is going to be led by a 15 year old who claims ot know kung-fu, and who you claim no one likes.


Maybe he was just awesomer than they were. And they were all like, JK 4 LYFE

[http://www.americanpatrol.com/FEATURES/030402-GANG-INFESTED-LA/gangpic.gif]

that sign stands for "jedi knight"
2006-01-14, 9:22 PM #30
Hahahahaha. I love this kid. I can't tell if he's being serious anymore, but it's awesome. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-14, 9:25 PM #31
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']that sign stands for "jedi knight"

Looks more like Chinese Finger Cuffs to me..but whatever.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 9:26 PM #32
well any how, I'm off to bed, and I'm starting the book next week cause of the exams this week. Tootuloo!
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2006-01-14, 9:28 PM #33
'in a week', suuuuure...
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-14, 9:28 PM #34
Please, I'd love to see this book. I need a good laugh.
D E A T H
2006-01-14, 9:30 PM #35
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Looks more like Chinese Finger Cuffs to me..but whatever.


Well, if you rotate the first hand 90 degrees to the left, it looks like a J. That stands for "Jedi." And if you rotate the second hand 90 degrees to the right, it looks like an L. But it's actually a K, only a jedi used his lightsaber to chop off the things on the side. One of them rolled away and the other one fell on the ground to make it look like an L.

Duh.
2006-01-14, 9:35 PM #36
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']Well, if you rotate the first hand 90 degrees to the left, it looks like a J. That stands for "Jedi." And if you rotate the second hand 90 degrees to the right, it looks like an L. But it's actually a K, only a jedi used his lightsaber to chop off the things on the side. One of them rolled away and the other one fell on the ground to make it look like an L.

Duh.

Oh, yes, now I see it. Sorry.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 9:36 PM #37
how could you be so dumb zloc
2006-01-14, 9:37 PM #38
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']how could you be so dumb zloc

I read this thread and it killed a few brain cells. Sorry, forgot to warn you.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-01-14, 9:38 PM #39
o ya
2006-01-14, 9:40 PM #40
GOLD IS A GANGSTER
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
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