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Chuck Norris

2006-01-30, 12:27 PM #121

tofu

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2006-01-30, 12:45 PM #122

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

Is that... is that real?

2006-01-30, 1:33 PM #123

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Overlord:

Is that... is that real?

As real as Patrick Swayze's new rap single son.

D E A T H

2006-01-30, 2:29 PM #124

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Originally posted by Bill:

You had better hope, for your family's sake, that chuck norris never reads that.

Too bad he reads the internet in its entirity twice a day.

It only takes him 30 seconds.

Pissed Off?

2006-01-30, 4:32 PM #125

TehDoot

Registered User

Posts: 8

Chuck Norris is the only mammal to have an opposable thumb... On his penis.

I better not be the only one who gets pirate porn in his inbox.

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