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There is a God. [NSFW]
2006-01-24, 12:36 PM #1
Some News Media including G4's Attack of the Show have stated that Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally decided to appear NUDE in Playboy Magazine.

...

The joy that causes me is overwhelming. She's one of the VERY few women that I consider wholy and originally attractive. She's got a great normal, but beautiful look to her. I'm not all that big on nudity or porn or anything like that, but this is one actress who's nude spread will find a place on my college dormroom wall. She's beautiful, and if this story is true, she will also be sexy.

Post your.... hotties? Try to keep the images NOT so revealing, as the previous thread got a little carried away. Just make sure that they ARE wearing clothing [No covering up of private parts] and that no part of the breast can be seen [not just the nipple] asside from cleavage. Anything that a normal bra covers should be covered in pictures. That should keep it a little more appropriet.

Oh, and feel free to post hot guys. Yummy, I love Brandon Boyd.

JediKirby
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2006-01-24, 12:37 PM #2
I still like Eliza Dushku.

Ooh, I remember when Charisma Carpenter was on Playboy. Good stuff.
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2006-01-24, 12:38 PM #3
Interesting.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-24, 12:38 PM #4
It would be hotter if she didn't.
2006-01-24, 12:38 PM #5
Yeah, I heard about this on the radio this weekend. It made me very happy. ;)
2006-01-24, 12:41 PM #6
Originally posted by JediKirby:
The joy that causes me is overwhelming.


Don't you have an imagination? Do you have to see an actually nude picture to realize how she would look nude? You make it sound as if this event is one of the most important moments in your life.

lol yeah I find this to be pretty stupid.
2006-01-24, 12:47 PM #7
That's why I said I'm not really a nudity kind of person. The concept is that this girl is very attractive, mostly because of her confidence. The confidence level will make her that much more sexy when nude. It's sort of like hearing your favorite band live as opposed to CDs. Yeah, you can imagine what they'd sound like live, but actually hearing it is totally different.
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2006-01-24, 12:58 PM #8
Mmm...
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2006-01-24, 1:04 PM #9
Jennifer Hewitt is ugly as hell.
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2006-01-24, 1:10 PM #10
[http://uncredibart.canalblog.com/images/Elisha_Cuthbert.jpg]

Elisha Cuthbert, how I love you. :o
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2006-01-24, 1:11 PM #11
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Jennifer Hewitt is ugly as hell.

Your hell must be very beautiful.
2006-01-24, 1:12 PM #12
And skinny.
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2006-01-24, 1:13 PM #13
Originally posted by Jepman:


Elisha Cuthbert, how I love you. :o


i'd definately hit it....
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2006-01-24, 1:17 PM #14
I still remember her in PMK...

Eeeew
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2006-01-24, 1:17 PM #15
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i'd definately hit it....

It looks like someone already hit her with an airbrush.
2006-01-24, 1:26 PM #16
And then Photoshop on top of that.

Dude, she's not real at all. You'd hit a barbie doll?
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2006-01-24, 1:28 PM #17
:rolleyes:
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2006-01-24, 1:31 PM #18
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Don't you have an imagination? Do you have to see an actually nude picture to realize how she would look nude? You make it sound as if this event is one of the most important moments in your life.

lol yeah I find this to be pretty stupid.



Yeah, but, what kind of nipples does she have..
2006-01-24, 1:42 PM #19
Originally posted by Freelancer:
And then Photoshop on top of that.

Dude, she's not real at all. You'd hit a barbie doll?


At least he'd be hitting something, unlike you.
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2006-01-24, 2:37 PM #20
Originally posted by Rob:
Yeah, but, what kind of nipples does she have..

Stevie Wonders!
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2006-01-24, 2:40 PM #21
Originally posted by Avenger:
At least he'd be hitting something, unlike you.


do you spy on me at night or what?
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2006-01-24, 3:32 PM #22
Originally posted by Roach:
Stevie Wonders!


<3
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2006-01-24, 3:39 PM #23
<3
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2006-01-24, 3:42 PM #24
those legs...! :eek:

Stands to reason her butt will be just as perfect.

Oh yesh nice face also
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2006-01-24, 3:47 PM #25
^^

Yeah... wowserz
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2006-01-24, 3:48 PM #26
ok I had a nice time finding these gems.

Pic of Kate Beckinsale 5 minutes after getting banged by some hot stud.

and pic of Kate all wet.
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2006-01-24, 3:50 PM #27
the aptley named - Amanda Tapping
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2006-01-24, 4:00 PM #28
At least post this one too.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-24, 4:03 PM #29
another <3
free(jin);
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2006-01-24, 4:24 PM #30
<3
2006-01-24, 4:28 PM #31
Originally posted by Avenger:
At least post this one too.

I'd hit it. I'd hit it 'till it breaks. Then I'd fix it and I'd hit it again.
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2006-01-24, 4:31 PM #32
Jennifer Love Hewitt used to look good, but not to me anymore. And do we really need to see her in Playboy? I hate pictures of women in magazines like Playboy and Maxim because they're so altered it's not real.

And Elisha Cuthbert is hot. :D
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2006-01-24, 4:32 PM #33
She's not hot anymore? Any of you ever seen a movie called Heatbreakers?

Yeah. I'll buy it.
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2006-01-24, 4:35 PM #34
i hope these pics arent too risque!

I present Alizee, the girl I would sell all of my organs just to bone (apart from the organs i use to bone with)

Oh sweet merciful god.
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2006-01-24, 4:35 PM #35
I'll buy 2.
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2006-01-24, 4:38 PM #36
Elizabeth Hurley > *
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2006-01-24, 4:50 PM #37
liv.
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2006-01-24, 4:54 PM #38
fap fap fap fap?

Jennifer Love-Hewitt used to be rather unattractive because of her small head and huge hair. Now her hair properly fits her head, and she looks a lot better.
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2006-01-24, 5:31 PM #39
Haha, if I were admin I'd ban just about all of you in hopes that your forced term of absence would require some of you to get a life/girl friend. I should be president.
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2006-01-24, 5:33 PM #40
Jewel Staite is a severe hottie, though she has too much makeup on in the pictures earlier in this thread. This one is better:

[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/02.jpg]

Also, Kari Byron of Mythbusters fame is very pretty.

[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/04-kari_smile_4.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/05-kari_backlit_sun.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly_800x600.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/09-kari_byron-gun_cotton_smile_small.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/38-MythBusters_Girl_Kary_Byron_2.jpg]
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