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There is a God. [NSFW]

2006-01-27, 12:36 AM #161

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I actually don't think she ---^ is that attractive. Pretty, yeah, but not like, attractive.

一个大西瓜

2006-01-27, 12:41 AM #162

Impi

THX

Posts: 4,686

I like her more than most other actresses or models. She looks more natural to me.

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-01-27, 12:44 AM #163

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Well, in general, I'm not attracted to actresses or models :p but if I find a good picture of an asian actress/model/idol i'll post it

I'm not gay, but sadly, I really feel the need to post this picture of won bin, because he is hawt

[http://picdb.thaimisc.com/baadara70/6-10.jpg]

[http://picdb.thaimisc.com/baadara70/6-10.jpg]

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2006-01-27, 4:06 AM #164

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

She looks like she has the IQ of a lima bean.

What all people said + You suck.

Here is her laughing at you :

Attachment: 10070/Scarlett Johannsen Cheryl Shuman.jpg (11,445 bytes)

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2006-01-27, 5:53 AM #165

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Zhang Ziyi!

Personally, I find Oriental women to be far cuter and prettier than most of other women. And also maybe cause I'm only 5'11" and asians are tiny oompa loompa people, so i feel more masculinated (sp?) by them.

But when it comes to ... who would I rather tap... Zhang Ziyi, or Scarlett J, I choose Scarlett J.

Asian women are pretty, but caucasian women have bodies built for bedrooms. (except for fatties, we dont want that sort of thing)

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-27, 5:59 AM #166

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Edit :
Alright, Ruthven got my point, I will not ruin the nature of this thread any longer with fat woman in a super suit.

Well actually I'll link it if anyone cares to see Super F Woman. Yuck.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-27, 5:59 AM #167

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

ok, i'll have to edit that rule.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-29, 3:21 PM #168

Daeron the Nerfherder

"Down, boy!"

Posts: 1,275

+1 Scarlett. A woman with actual curves. Also, a clothed backside good enough to have the opening shot of a movie focus on.

Some that haven't been mentioned: Irina Björklund, Laura Birn, Alicia Witt, Jennifer Connelly.

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Attachment: 10084/gbi_0382_laura_birna.jpg (58,176 bytes)

Attachment: 10085/aliciaW026.jpg (119,838 bytes)

Attachment: 10086/jennifer_huge_color_750a.jpg (79,073 bytes)

If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.

2006-01-29, 4:14 PM #169

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Alicia Witt wins

D E A T H

2006-01-29, 4:21 PM #170

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Jennifer Connelly's unibrow scarred me as a child.

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2006-01-29, 6:06 PM #171

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

Haha. I just realized that Scarlett Johansen and my current girlfriend look supremely alike. Just imagine Scarlett with the black hair that Charlize Theron was sporting in Aeon Flux.

I would post a pic of her, but #1... that's degrading and #2... I don't want to be thinking about what you guys are using these pictures for.

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2006-01-29, 6:29 PM #172

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Schming i'm offended.

I would take the picture to bed with me, thats what good friends do.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-29, 6:43 PM #173

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I'd probably add it to my secret female worship shrine. If anyone wants to join, the cults name is Femme Fatale.

(ok ok, I'd probably comment on these boards and forget it even exists)

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-29, 10:50 PM #174

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

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2006-01-30, 12:43 AM #175

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

I actually watched all three LotR movies today :p

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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2006-01-30, 8:13 AM #176

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Damn. I just looked Scarlett up on imdb. I had no idea she was that young.

2006-01-30, 8:16 AM #177

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Yep, same age as me. Zomg.

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2006-01-30, 8:20 AM #178

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

She's just 4 days older than me.

2006-01-30, 8:21 AM #179

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Poor sap, you are too young for her.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-30, 8:22 AM #180

Impi

THX

Posts: 4,686

Hah! She's over a month younger than me.

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-01-30, 8:28 AM #181

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Hmmm, 2 months and 9 days younger than I. I'd hit it.

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2006-01-30, 8:36 AM #182

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Too young? BS.

2006-01-30, 11:50 AM #183

Matterialize

Registered User

Posts: 793

You guys have no taste. Half of these women are butt-ugly.

Or maybe I just have high standards. Pick 'n choose.

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

2006-01-30, 11:58 AM #184

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

[http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/forum/uploads/1138085079/gallery_1_1_44033.jpg]

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2006-01-30, 6:49 PM #185

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

you have unleashed the fury by showing me a site with only pictures of her!

"NAILFACE" - spe

2006-01-31, 2:11 PM #186

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

Originally posted by Seb:

you have unleashed the fury by showing me a site with only pictures of her!

Lol! Insane, right? They have dozens of videoclips of her just reading the news. "Aujourd'hui en Iraq, il y a eu deux attentats". But noone cares. The world is going down but everyone watches the news in a happy trance.

You know, when this woman reads the news, *half a million* more viewers tune in. WTF?

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2006-01-31, 2:48 PM #187

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

I wish we had news casts like these in here.

but this site is quite insane. and i agree about the whole trance things. she probably made hurricane katrina seem like a thunderstorm or something.

"NAILFACE" - spe