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There is a God. [NSFW]
2006-01-25, 2:25 AM #81
Since I see things much differently than the average person, it's not worth the trouble for me to argue..nobody will agree with me anyway.

Quote:
If you put little kids in a room with a bunch of toys and an empty basket turned upside down they'd play with the toys and pay the basket little notice. Tell them they cannot look under the basket, and they will naturally be infinitely more curious.


Heh - as one of five kids, I can tell you this: Buy a young kid a toy, and there's a good chance s/he'll be playing with the box instead of the toy. :p
woot!
2006-01-25, 5:27 AM #82
Originally posted by smurfindisguise:
This I believe is true. Essentially, breasts themselves instill no primal desire. Size-related, larger breasts do due to the fact that they enlarge during ovulation- to use Kirby's oh-so-modest terminology. However, the thing itself is not a primal turn-on.

This is not true. Breasts, hip size, facial curves, eye proportions, jaw line, skin quality, stride, and posture are all primal turn-ons that are programmed into men's brains as they are all a sign of fertility and/or health.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-01-25, 6:45 AM #83
If physical appearance wasn't important to humans, we would still all have sex doggy style. Men like breasts and pretty faces, so humans became capable of having sex face to face.
2006-01-25, 7:36 AM #84
None of the girls posted in this thread are even remotely pretty.

EDIT: Well, one is kind of.
2006-01-25, 7:39 AM #85
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
None of the girls posted in this thread are even remotely pretty.

EDIT: Well, one is kind of.

Yet another reason why nobody cares what you think.
D E A T H
2006-01-25, 8:14 AM #86
This thread has far too much talk and not nearly enough pics of lovely ladies!

I am shocked and appaled you folks missed so many hotties. First to correctly name them all gets... A night with the women of their choice. Provided they can arrange it themselves.

*not pictured: Keira


#1
[http://www.sporksrule.com/JA_002.jpg]

#2
[http://www.sporksrule.com/i01.jpg]

#3
[http://www.sporksrule.com/blade3a.jpg]

#4
[http://www.sporksrule.com/54546.jpg]

#5
[http://www.sporksrule.com/3f53af458e45b053.jpg]
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2006-01-25, 8:15 AM #87
Mm, Eliza Dushku.
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2006-01-25, 8:42 AM #88
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[http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/152856_1.jpg]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-25, 8:44 AM #89
me and venny might agree on something after all... nah.

Alan Tudyk *druel* (serenity, firefly, nights tale, dodge ball, andramada exc...)
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2006-01-25, 8:52 AM #90
Nat > Keira. :p
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2006-01-25, 10:07 AM #91
/me ejects pants
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2006-01-25, 10:42 AM #92
Originally posted by Avenger:
At least post this one too.


At least post a better version.
Attachment: 10032/amandatapping.jpg (95,721 bytes)
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2006-01-25, 11:35 AM #93
Indeed!
Pissed Off?
2006-01-25, 11:38 AM #94
<_<

[http://www.zaccohn.com/pics/me/dress/two.jpg]
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2006-01-25, 11:39 AM #95
[amanda tapping, not happydud]
Her Breasts are second to none.

Though I may add, she's a milf. cos she had a baby recently.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-25, 1:18 PM #96
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I was considering buying a pack of kleenex tissues for watching the Underworld 2 movie :em321:


Good idea! I know I stained the seats, I wish I had a way to clean up afterwards.

Blood, especially from the eyes, is really a bother to clean up.
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2006-01-25, 3:16 PM #97
Originally posted by Spork:

#5
[http://www.sporksrule.com/3f53af458e45b053.jpg]


She looks like the chick that cuts my hair. :cool:
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2006-01-25, 3:27 PM #98
Scarlette Johannson cuts your hair? Where do you live again?
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2006-01-25, 5:52 PM #99
Apparently in the luckiest place on earth. :D

The resemblance is uncanny.
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2006-01-25, 6:04 PM #100
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
None of the girls posted in this thread are even remotely pretty.

EDIT: Well, one is kind of.


rofl
2006-01-26, 1:56 AM #101
Just TRY and tear yourself away from this one.

[http://24.18.9.140/yamak1ud.gif]
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2006-01-26, 2:35 AM #102
hello hello :)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-26, 10:06 AM #103
That's just wrong...

I'd post my girlfriend for you, who's a proper British woman and far superior to anything America can offer up. But then I'd get into trouble...
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2006-01-26, 10:51 AM #104
Originally posted by Acharjay:
Just TRY and tear yourself away from this one.

[http://24.18.9.140/yamak1ud.gif]


There IS a god.

Edit : Yes, normally I don't quote pictures... BUT THIS IS JUST WORTH IT.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-26, 11:15 AM #105
<3
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-01-26, 11:15 AM #106
Originally posted by 7:
<3

Please tell me you're not serious. :\
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 11:18 AM #107
Acharjay.. she looks 10.. or maybe 12... wtf..
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-26, 11:26 AM #108
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Acharjay.. she looks 10.. or maybe 12... wtf..

Not really. She looks early 20s, maybe late teens to me. You just suck at telling the age of Asians.
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 11:30 AM #109
yoshi, i don't care what you have to say. she's hot. end of discussion.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-01-26, 11:47 AM #110
Originally posted by Jepman:
.
[http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/152856_1.jpg]


Kim Bauer FTW!
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2006-01-26, 11:50 AM #111
Originally posted by 7:
yoshi, i don't care what you have to say. she's hot. end of discussion.

I'm sure she's hot--those lights at the photoshoot put out a lot of heat I hear. Regardless, she's still not attractive.
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 11:57 AM #112
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]Kim Bauer FTW![/QUOTE]

Yesh. :D
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-26, 12:00 PM #113
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I'm sure she's hot--those lights at the photoshoot put out a lot of heat I hear. Regardless, she's still not attractive.[/QUOTE]

well i suppose its good that your opinion doesn't mean anything to me because i do think she is attractive.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-01-26, 12:01 PM #114
Originally posted by 7:
well i suppose its good that your opinion doesn't mean anything to me because i do think she is attractive.

And I know it's good that your opinion doesn't mean anything to anyone else because she's not. Just so you know. :)
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 12:06 PM #115
And I'm glad you two disagree because if everyone found the same women attractive, there would only be ugly ones for the rest of us. So just STFU already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-01-26, 12:06 PM #116
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]And I know it's good that your opinion doesn't mean anything to anyone else because she's not. Just so you know. :)[/QUOTE]

right, how could i forget that whatever Dj Yoshi thinks is correct.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-01-26, 12:27 PM #117
Originally posted by 7:
right, how could i forget that whatever Dj Yoshi thinks is correct.


yeah landfish, I dunno what your problem is
2006-01-26, 12:39 PM #118
Less talk, more Scarlett. :o
Attachment: 10049/scarlett.jpg (14,203 bytes)
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2006-01-26, 12:43 PM #119
Originally posted by 7:
Wah wah wah, I'm so angry because I have bad tastes in music/women.

Basically.
D E A T H
2006-01-26, 12:48 PM #120
wow, good job at turning an arguement into stupidity
free(jin);
tofu sucks
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