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There is a God. [NSFW]
2006-01-24, 5:34 PM #41
Jennifer Aniston. End of Thread.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-24, 5:35 PM #42
Originally posted by Roach:
Haha, if I were admin I'd ban just about all of you in hopes that your forced term of absence would require some of you to get a life/girl friend. I should be president.



What about those of us who do have GFs?
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2006-01-24, 5:41 PM #43
Originally posted by Avenger:
What about those of us who do have GFs?

Good question. Can I still be president?
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2006-01-24, 5:41 PM #44
Why not?
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2006-01-24, 5:49 PM #45
I like you, you can be secretary of rock.
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2006-01-24, 5:51 PM #46
Well time to stock up on toilet paper...
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-01-24, 6:00 PM #47
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Well time to stock up on toilet paper...


I was considering buying a pack of kleenex tissues for watching the Underworld 2 movie :em321:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-24, 6:13 PM #48
What about those of us who have G-*snipe*
2006-01-24, 6:31 PM #49
Yeah, my girlfriend is probably going to be with me when I purchase that Playboy edition, so you know... I don't think we lack lives because we like titties.
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2006-01-24, 6:34 PM #50
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
Jewel Staite is a severe hottie, though she has too much makeup on in the pictures earlier in this thread. This one is better:

[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/02.jpg]


I just figured out theres another Flanvention next december, so you can meet her in person.
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2006-01-24, 6:39 PM #51
I'd rather nail her in person.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-01-24, 6:40 PM #52
I bet you would hahahahhahaha.


Nyeh?
2006-01-24, 6:41 PM #53
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I'd rather nail her in person.


..her husband might not approve

(but i would nail her too :D)
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2006-01-24, 6:46 PM #54
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]Jennifer Aniston. End of Thread.[/QUOTE]

Yep. She would be my number 2 pick after Liv.
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2006-01-24, 6:50 PM #55
Jennifer Aniston is significantly more attractive than Liv IMO. Live has somewhat odd facial proportions, it seems to me. Anywho, to each their own, and that is the very wonderful nature of these threads, yahoo.
2006-01-24, 6:54 PM #56
Originally posted by Roach:
I like you, you can be secretary of rock.



Sweet
Pissed Off?
2006-01-24, 7:26 PM #57
Originally posted by Axis:
It would be hotter if she didn't.

I agree..

I'm partial to Mandy Moore myself - I respect modesty immensly.
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2006-01-24, 7:26 PM #58
Ew, neither! Liv, Aniston.... Ew.
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2006-01-24, 7:32 PM #59
Originally posted by CadetLee:
I respect modesty immensly.


Modesty is insecurity. If showing one's breasts caused cancer, I could understand why it'd be a bad idea, but the moral policing people do to strippers and people who like to show off their body is annoying. Honestly, the whole "I respect myself too much" stuff is a joke that insecure people have with eachother. If the concept were something like "supply and demand" I'd understand [But then I'd wonder why the girl thought so much of herself]. No, the taboo modern society has with sexuality is an annoying simulation of actual morals.
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2006-01-24, 7:35 PM #60
Thank god she isn't modest
2006-01-24, 7:48 PM #61
I agree with my lovely boyfriend as-per-usual (again, this being Kirby)

"Modesty" is used for one of three reasons, usually a combonation of all of them

1) Discomfort with yourself
2) Professionalism (I for one, would wear something less revealing in a situation where it is necessary to be mroe professional- common sense. A lawer wouldn't wear a Little Black Dress to court, etc.
3) "Respect for others discomfort" this is used in heavy heavy quotations. It is the one everyone uses as an excuse, as I know very very few who would be uncomfortable. It began as the teachers' way of saying "we want the eleven-year-old boys' eyes on the schoolwork, not on the cleavage" but turned rapidly into what everyone uses as an excuse. "I don't find it uncomfortable, but I know other people do."

Medium modestly is necessary, of course. There is a line. But for the most part, "modesty" assumes that you're special. Modesty in referance to interaction usually refers to one who is good at something and claims they're nothing special. You all know what this means.

Even the WORD modesty in referance to sexuality assumes that the user is doing everyone else a favor by wearing less revealing clothing.

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2006-01-24, 7:53 PM #62
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
Jewel Staite is a severe hottie, though she has too much makeup on in the pictures earlier in this thread. This one is better:

[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/02.jpg]

Also, Kari Byron of Mythbusters fame is very pretty.

[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/04-kari_smile_4.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/05-kari_backlit_sun.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly_800x600.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/09-kari_byron-gun_cotton_smile_small.jpg]
[http://www.twassi.net/Kari/38-MythBusters_Girl_Kary_Byron_2.jpg]

Kari Byron reminds me of Saffron, only with massively smaller boobs :p
D E A T H
2006-01-24, 7:56 PM #63
Since Kirby and smurf have mentioned something about modesty, I figured this thread was the best place to post this piece of news:

http://news.com.com/Sexy+booth+babes+banned+at+game+show/2100-1043_3-6030517.html?tag=nefd.top

Not that it bothers me, as I don't go to E3, and if I did it would be for the games and not the girls, but the policy makers are getting a little overzealous I think.
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2006-01-24, 7:57 PM #64
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Modesty is insecurity. If showing one's breasts caused cancer, I could understand why it'd be a bad idea, but the moral policing people do to strippers and people who like to show off their body is annoying. Honestly, the whole "I respect myself too much" stuff is a joke that insecure people have with eachother. If the concept were something like "supply and demand" I'd understand [But then I'd wonder why the girl thought so much of herself]. No, the taboo modern society has with sexuality is an annoying simulation of actual morals.


What about respect for your own body? By the abundance of revealing clothing (heh) in today's society, most people just see the body - not the person 'inside', if you will.

You think Mandy Moore is insecure? She stated on national television that she makes it a point to dress modestly..IMO, that's confidence. If someone is truly secure, they won't feel the need to show off their body. One can be sexy without posing nude.

Modern society has a taboo with sexuality!? Oh please. Heck, even I don't have a taboo with sexuality..but it does have a proper place. Needless to say, I have a different train of thought than most people.
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2006-01-24, 8:01 PM #65
This could be a huge issue of numbers sold for Playboy!
2006-01-24, 8:04 PM #66
Originally posted by CadetLee:
What about respect for your own body? By the abundance of revealing clothing (heh) in today's society, most people just see the body - not the person 'inside', if you will.

You think Mandy Moore is insecure? She stated on national television that she makes it a point to dress modestly..IMO, that's confidence. If someone is truly secure, they won't feel the need to show off their body.

Modern society has a taboo with sexuality!? Oh please. Heck, even I don't have a taboo with sexuality..but it does have a proper place. Needless to say, I have a different train of thought than most people.


Do you think people see ANYONE for the "person inside" anymore? **** no. No one sees Mandy Moore for the "person inside." They see her for the million dollar SLUTT she is. She whores her body, and image, just as much as the next girl. You have a VERY clouded view of what morals are.

And we DO have a taboo with sexuality. We may be OK with humping anyone, and we all talk dirty, but the entire *no nudity* on TV, sex after the wedding, and sexual modesty makes sex taboo, and therefore, dangerous. Sex shouldn't be glorified OR sacred. It should be an enjoyable activity that should be handled responsibly. If it were, sexuality wouldn't be such an big part of our society. Make sense? If no one cared about Mandy Moore humping, she wouldn't be so "high and mighty" to be modest, and thus, we might see her as a human being, REGUARDLESS of her image.

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2006-01-24, 8:17 PM #67
Saying that modesty is so good implies that being more revealing is, well, bad. The amount of skin someone is showing does not affect how shallow they are, at all. I am quite nearly asexual. I have no sexual attraction to anyone until I'm close friends with them, and then it flips. I find all my friends absolutely gorgeous. Does the fact that I am not "modest" (nor am I overly showy so to speak) mean I am shallow? No, of course it doesn't. So what does it mean?

Kirby says:
That is, if we made less of a deal out of sex, and nudity and whatnot, we'd be more interested in a person's characteristics
Put it this way: FEW people REQUIRE blue eyes out of a spouse
If we started covering up blue eyes
Guess what'd be desireable in a spouse?
Blue eyes.
Modesty, by DESIGN alone, objectifies women's breasts.
"I will cover up my breasts because men want them, and in turn, men will want them."

This I believe is true. Essentially, breasts themselves instill no primal desire. Size-related, larger breasts do due to the fact that they enlarge during ovulation- to use Kirby's oh-so-modest terminology. However, the thing itself is not a primal turn-on.

150 years ago or so, ankles were a turnon- and everything between ankle and chin, because it was all so secretive.

If you put little kids in a room with a bunch of toys and an empty basket turned upside down they'd play with the toys and pay the basket little notice. Tell them they cannot look under the basket, and they will naturally be infinitely more curious.
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2006-01-24, 8:18 PM #68
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]It looks like someone already hit her with an airbrush.[/QUOTE]

That was USDA choice funny.
2006-01-24, 8:20 PM #69
That's not what Kirby means though. He's talking about how sex is portrayed as bad, and how it's put up on a pedastal, which mystifies it for people.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-24, 8:24 PM #70
Can't we just have a thread with no debate? I mean, for crap's sake, it's a thread about hot ladies, and you still find time to bicker?

Less yappin more fappin'... err, I mean putting pretty pictures up...
2006-01-24, 8:25 PM #71
I like bickering.
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2006-01-24, 8:28 PM #72
Originally posted by smurfindisguise:
I like bickering.


You can bicker in one of our 1000 lovely threads about... stuff.

Seriously, there's an "expert" here for everything that you can have a rousing debate with.

Just not a occasion like this. Must no thread go untainted?!

Jeeze, now we're bickering about bickering.
2006-01-24, 8:32 PM #73
[QUOTE=Lord Kuat]Less yappin more fappin'... err, I mean putting pretty pictures up...[/QUOTE]

Practie what you preach, bub. :p
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2006-01-24, 9:26 PM #74
ahem...

[http://www.unm.edu/~rroessne/Irons_124.jpg]
Jeremy Irons

[http://www.unm.edu/~rroessne/bana_2.jpg]
Eric Bana

[http://www.unm.edu/~rroessne/lui_7.jpg]
Lucy Lui
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2006-01-24, 9:41 PM #75
Kelly Hu
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2006-01-24, 9:47 PM #76
SJ

resizing would be a crime, so link:

http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=cfd36_b58f6_GoldenGlobes05superiorpicsScarlett2.jpg
2006-01-24, 9:47 PM #77
My roommate requested Brad Pitt (so I decided why not add George Clooney in the mix as well :em321: )
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2006-01-24, 9:50 PM #78
[QUOTE=Connection Problem]SJ

resizing would be a crime, so link:

http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=cfd36_b58f6_GoldenGlobes05superiorpicsScarlett2.jpg[/QUOTE]

Yum
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2006-01-24, 9:52 PM #79
[QUOTE=Lord Kuat]Can't we just have a thread with no debate? I mean, for crap's sake, it's a thread about hot ladies, and you still find time to bicker?

Less yappin more fappin'... err, I mean putting pretty pictures up...[/QUOTE]


lmfao!!! nice one!!
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2006-01-24, 10:01 PM #80
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
My roommate requested Brad Pitt (so I decided why not add George Clooney in the mix as well :em321: )


Good movie :)
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