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So, I'm quiting Kung Fu...
2006-03-07, 6:17 PM #1
Recently, there was this accident in the kung fu with some dude doing stunts and stuff, and I thought it was about time I pulled out. I'm going to do boxing now, as it seems to be the popular thing down here, and I want to build my body even more. I know what awaits me, but atleast I will be training with a friend. Heh, perfect timing too, with the new Rocky movie... so I was wondering, if you guys can give me some good tips or opinions. I'd really appreciate it.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-07, 6:19 PM #2
I want details ON ZE ACCIDENT! And don't spare any gore!
2006-03-07, 6:19 PM #3
Tip: Don't get punched in the face.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-07, 6:23 PM #4
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I want details ON ZE ACCIDENT! And don't spare any gore!


No... I will not... its just not nice... I will tell you it involved an idiot trying to jump over a moving car...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-07, 6:34 PM #5
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Tip: Don't get punched in the face.

Bah, that doesn't hurt that bad. Of course, considering my martial arts instructor hits me full strength WITHOUT gloves, I guess with gloves would be paradise for me. :)
Life is beautiful.
2006-03-07, 6:36 PM #6
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]Bah, that doesn't hurt that bad. Of course, considering my martial arts instructor hits me full strength WITHOUT gloves, I guess with gloves would be paradise for me. :)[/QUOTE]

I've been hit with out gloves many times, in fact thats how I fight, and thats why my knuckles don't bleed anymore.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-07, 6:37 PM #7
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Tip: Don't get punched in the face.


It's not like he's going to lose any brain cells... :rolleyes:
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2006-03-07, 6:38 PM #8
Umm, this is no exuse to quit kung-fu. Do you know how many muscles I've pulled/tore, bloody noses I've recieved, blood vestles I've popped, bruises I've recieved doing martial arts? I've been doing it since 6 years of age. I have often sparred people 80 pounds well above me.

This is no reason to quit, just because some moron hurt himself. Common....
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-07, 6:41 PM #9
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
It's not like he's going to lose any brain cells... :rolleyes:


*snickers*
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-07, 6:42 PM #10
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
Umm, this is no exuse to quit kung-fu. Do you know how many muscles I've pulled/tore, bloody noses I've recieved, blood vestles I've popped, bruises I've recieved doing martial arts? I've been doing it since 6 years of age. I have often sparred people 80 pounds well above me.

This is no reason to quit, just because some moron hurt himself. Common....



And the unamed reason... ITS TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE. I can't pay this anymore... its 25 bucks a month, and 30 bucks every exam, and then he's always throwing you into tournaments of 35 bucks entry... plus... I'm sick of not advancing... I just can't seem to kick as hard as I used to or punch as hard... I've lost my will and passion of martial arts, and I want to enter boxing to beat some people I know, the hard and painful way, no more trick moves or anyhting of the sort, just puches.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-07, 6:44 PM #11
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
Umm, this is no exuse to quit kung-fu. Do you know how many muscles I've pulled/tore, bloody noses I've recieved, blood vestles I've popped, bruises I've recieved doing martial arts? I've been doing it since 6 years of age. I have often sparred people 80 pounds well above me.

This is no reason to quit, just because some moron hurt himself. Common....


Exactly. Are you going to quite boxing once you see someone get the crap knocked out of him?
2006-03-07, 6:44 PM #12
Is your friend going to charge you for boxing training?
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-07, 6:45 PM #13
TFTI Ninja.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-03-07, 6:46 PM #14
yeah i was about to type something mean, but I don't feel like it cause im not in the mood since what happened after school. Starts with a p, ends with a y, but no u in the word
Matt
2006-03-07, 6:48 PM #15
Stop posting, please. Dear God...
2006-03-07, 6:51 PM #16
If you wanna get inspired for boxing...watch Cinderella Man...fantastic...
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2006-03-07, 6:52 PM #17
Side kick > punch
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-07, 6:55 PM #18
Originally posted by Agent-Smith:
If you wanna get inspired for boxing...watch Cinderella Man...fantastic...


This man speaks the truth.
2006-03-07, 7:07 PM #19
Getting punched in the face is no big deal? Fine.

Tip: Don't get kicked in the nuts.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-07, 7:21 PM #20
I've always wanted to learn a martial art but just havn't had the time or money for it. After watching Ong-Bak: The Thia Warrior I did some research with the help of Wikipedia. Muay Thia seems like a good martial art to learn, and Kribi Krabong would also be great to know on top of that. I'll have to look into it some more, maybe TiVo something.
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2006-03-07, 7:23 PM #21
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
yeah i was about to type something mean, but I don't feel like it cause im not in the mood since what happened after school. Starts with a p, ends with a y, but no u in the word


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2006-03-07, 7:45 PM #22
[url]www.bullshido.com[/url]
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2006-03-07, 7:49 PM #23
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
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OMG

I WANT SOME CHERRY POCKY
2006-03-07, 7:57 PM #24
I thought you ruled your mexican gang with an iron fist? Surely, the mighty fearless leader doesn't need training to kick-*** and impress ladies with videogame editing skills!?
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2006-03-07, 8:01 PM #25
I used to box.
2006-03-07, 8:01 PM #26
For which shipping company?
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2006-03-07, 8:04 PM #27
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
and I want to enter boxing to beat some people I know, the hard and painful way, no more trick moves or anyhting of the sort, just puches.

You are going to get your *** HANDED TO YOU. It's going in witht that elitist mind set that gets people hurt. I don't care HOW good at martial arts you are, unless you are a god and plan to fight by boxing rules you are going to be KILLED.
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2006-03-07, 8:05 PM #28
Originally posted by JediKirby:
For which shipping company?



The knuckle junction.
2006-03-07, 8:06 PM #29
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
You are going to get your *** HANDED TO YOU. It's going in witht that elitist mind set that gets people hurt. I don't care HOW good at martial arts you are, unless you are a god and plan to fight by boxing rules you are going to be KILLED.


No.
2006-03-07, 8:07 PM #30
SF_Gold: Ever considered the concept that these people you hate are going to, you know, SHOOT YOU!? A world of martial arts training won't deflect a bullet. Unless you're jackey chan, and the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiney is at hand. Even then, I'd be skeptical.
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2006-03-07, 8:10 PM #31
Originally posted by JediKirby:
SF_Gold: Ever considered the concept that these people you hate are going to, you know, SHOOT YOU!? A world of martial arts training won't deflect a bullet. Unless you're jackey chan, and the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiney is at hand. Even then, I'd be skeptical.


If one hates someone well enough, they will easily be tempted to murder with a gun.

Pssh. I feel like the romans when fighting the parthians when I hear guns...
2006-03-07, 8:30 PM #32
I've learned much at the martial arts, how to disarm people with knives, guns, how to break their arms and such... but some how... I'd like to make them suffer differently... being flexible, acrobatic, and with good strength is ok... but I want to be mean and be able to resist a bunch of punches instead of evading, ducking or stopping them.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-07, 8:32 PM #33
Hahaha. Dude, you're a card. Read your idiotic flaunting of masculinity in the above post. Can you seriously stand by that association? Are you really a bull-headed bafoon with nothing but physical force to back up your beliefs?
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2006-03-07, 8:34 PM #34
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]Bah, that doesn't hurt that bad. Of course, considering my martial arts instructor hits me full strength WITHOUT gloves, I guess with gloves would be paradise for me. :)[/QUOTE]

Your martial arts instructor does not hit you full force without gloves... in the face?
2006-03-07, 8:36 PM #35
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Hahaha. Dude, you're a card. Read your idiotic flaunting of masculinity in the above post. Can you seriously stand by that association? Are you really a bull-headed bafoon with nothing but physical force to back up your beliefs?


I just want to be strong... I want to lift my enemies by their throat, and choke them till they give up... I want to do that so much.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-07, 8:40 PM #36
YOU'RE A MEXICAN CATHOLIC MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT. YOUR ENEMIES CONSIST OF ACNE, PROM, PARENTAL CONTROL, STRANGE MEXICAN ILLNESSES, EL DIABLO, AND A LACK OF WELFARE IN YOUR COUNTRY! NONE OF THIS CAN BE HEALD UP BY ANY NECK, LITERAL OR FIGURATIVE.
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2006-03-07, 8:42 PM #37
You forgot la chupa cabre!
2006-03-07, 8:46 PM #38
Gold's posts sound like a bad kung-fu movie in my head. It's also quite evident that he's learned nothing from his martial arts training if he thinks it will be of a lot of use against someone with a gun.
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2006-03-07, 8:56 PM #39
Jesus, Gold. More often than not, your enemies are going to stab or shoot you if you're choking them with your bare hands.
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2006-03-07, 9:06 PM #40
Boxing is lame. Kenpo is the future!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2331148170663846166&q=kenpo

Take that, and then turn the open palms into fists and actually hit the person.
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