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So, I'm quiting Kung Fu...
2006-03-08, 9:01 PM #161
Then go to sleep? It's not like were forcing you to stay..
2006-03-08, 9:01 PM #162
GOOD, DON'T WAKE UP.

OR BETTER YET.

I'M A NINJA KUNG FU MASTER AND WILL GET YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP WITH MY AWESOME KUNG FU FISTS OF DEATH AND BURRITOS.
2006-03-08, 9:01 PM #163
Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
You know if you read through a page of this thread really fast you see all the Farva scenes from Super Troopers.


I only wish I knew what you were talking about... now good bye... and Rob... this July... I'm going to the states... where can I pay you a visit?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-08, 9:01 PM #164
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I beat up your mom, and she liked it too.


BDSM?

Quote:
I'm going to the states... where can I pay you a visit?


AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-03-08, 9:02 PM #165
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I know how to fight, and that is what counts.


No, you obviously don't from what you've said so far. Heck, at the start of the thread you said you wanted to enter boxing so that you would be able to beat some people. If you already know how to fight, why do you need boxing lessons? And your explanation of what you would do if someone had a knife to your throat is laughable. Its quite clear you know nothing about fighting.
Life is beautiful.
2006-03-08, 9:03 PM #166
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]No, you obviously don't from what you've said so far. Heck, at the start of the thread you said you wanted to enter boxing so that you would be able to beat some people. If you already know how to fight, why do you need boxing lessons? And your explanation of what you would do if someone had a knife to your throat is laughable. Its quite clear you know nothing about fighting.[/QUOTE]

I will not discuss it tonight... tommorrow I will...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-08, 9:04 PM #167
Oh crap, now I'm gonna have to do an epic MSPaint of SF_Gold vs. Rob, battle to the death.

And I had this whole trip to Taco Bell planned out too. Jerks.
Stuff
2006-03-08, 9:04 PM #168
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I only wish I knew what you were talking about... now good bye... and Rob... this July... I'm going to the states... where can I pay you a visit?



I don't meet people over the internet.

IE, I don't need any steroids kthx.
2006-03-08, 9:04 PM #169
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I beat up your mom, and she liked it too.


Oh, here we go. It's like being in 8th grade all over again.
2006-03-08, 9:05 PM #170
Your mom's so stupid, I beat her up, and she thought the airport was fat.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-03-08, 9:05 PM #171
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
So what do you do when the guy jumps from the shadows and get you in a lock where he has a knife against your throat?

[http://z.about.com/d/vgstrategies/1/0/T/scct-coop-seoul-step8.jpg]
I couldn't help it because I love Splinter Cell.
2006-03-08, 9:06 PM #172
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I only wish I knew what you were talking about... now good bye...


Super Troopers. Good movie. I really need to pick it up on DVD.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-03-08, 9:07 PM #173
lmfao...
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2006-03-08, 9:10 PM #174
...the kid has balls to keep coming back and humiliating himself over and over again like this....

Most people would have given up by now and stopped posting.
2006-03-08, 9:10 PM #175
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I will not discuss it tonight... tommorrow I will...


I'll be eagerly awaiting your explanation. :rolleyes:
Life is beautiful.
2006-03-08, 9:10 PM #176
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
You have to admit though, the kid has balls to come back and humiliate himself over and over again like this....

Most people would have given up by now.



I guess.

I almost want to have him come up here. So I can sell tickets to the show for all you schmucks to come see.
2006-03-08, 9:12 PM #177
Quote:
...the kid has balls to keep coming back and humiliating himself over and over again like this....

Most people would have given up by now and stopped posting.


You never did.
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2006-03-08, 9:13 PM #178
Originally posted by Tracer:
You never did.



True, but i've changed somewhat. I now advocate the "do-whatever-the-hell-you-want-if-it-works-for-you" philosophy.
2006-03-08, 9:21 PM #179
can't. stop. laughing.
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-08, 9:21 PM #180
You advocate alot of philosophies...
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2006-03-08, 9:39 PM #181
Originally posted by Tracer:
You never did.



Tracer where did you come from?

I've missed you...

Well, that's not true, I didn't think about you at all. But I liked you.
2006-03-08, 9:40 PM #182
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
If only I could have you within my reach...



This is so sweet!

I gotta write this down and then IM it to my GF later.
2006-03-08, 9:46 PM #183
[http://random-m.com/images/105425108_sfvsrob.PNG]
Stuff
2006-03-08, 9:53 PM #184
hahahaha
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2006-03-08, 9:58 PM #185
HAhahahahaa
2006-03-08, 9:58 PM #186
Because this thread doesn't have enough crappy mspaint drawings!
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2006-03-08, 10:01 PM #187
rob lives in maryland
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-08, 10:10 PM #188
Gold, I'll try to take you seriously. Why would you settle for boxing over "Gung Fu?" It doesn't make sense.

Other than that, your imagination is amazing. Please, keep posting to entertain us.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-08, 10:28 PM #189
This thread is amazing.

And yes, I live in Maryland.
2006-03-08, 10:33 PM #190
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I'd just get another tattoo representing another victim.



Oh, please post a pic of the tattoos you have representing your victims. If you can;t do this much, just shut the hell up.
Pissed Off?
2006-03-08, 10:34 PM #191
lol i had too quit kung po bcause i beat up the sensai lol
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2006-03-08, 10:42 PM #192
SF_Gold:

How very Christian (JW) of you. :p
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Za twoim przewodem
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2006-03-08, 10:46 PM #193
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
>>untie shoes
2006-03-08, 11:17 PM #194
I'm telling you guys, Gold is just a very clever troll. He knows exactly how to stay just under the trolling radar while pissing us off.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-03-08, 11:26 PM #195
I'd say that's a possibility. What amazes me is that, when a thread gets closed, it's our fault, never his. There's clearly something wrong with him, but he's somehow still around.

I have a feeling this thread will be closed, and everyone but him will be blamed.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-03-08, 11:47 PM #196
I've noticed that, too. MB likes to close all his threads and blame us.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-03-09, 4:51 AM #197
I've always seen it as others picking on SF instead of the other way around up until this point. This thread is ridiculous. Absolute Ridiculocity!
Ban Jin!
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2006-03-09, 5:11 AM #198
Wow this grew overnight. Mmm k.

Gold, you said your "Karate" teacher never taught you something (I don't remember nor do I care).

I am here to tell you that Karate does not equal Kung Fu (Or Gung Fu, whatever you call it).

Most people in a martial art, don't confuse what their style is. Karate and Kung Fu are to different things.

You are obviously lying, I just proved it.

Go away.

Go make little troll babies with Pugler.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-09, 5:19 AM #199
I honestly cannot stop laughing. We need to make this thread appear in gold text and always be stickied. Seriously, GOLD threads are GOLD.
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2006-03-09, 7:09 AM #200
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I'm telling you guys, Gold is just a very clever troll.


I have to agree. This thread is too hilarious for Gold to be serious.

[QUOTE=Chaz Ghostle]There's clearly something wrong with him, but he's somehow still around.[/QUOTE]

I couldn't bring myself to ban him after this thread. I laughed too much and too hard.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
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