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So, I'm quiting Kung Fu...
2006-03-07, 9:14 PM #41
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I've learned much at the martial arts, how to disarm people with knives, guns, how to break their arms and such... but some how... I'd like to make them suffer differently... being flexible, acrobatic, and with good strength is ok... but I want to be mean and be able to resist a bunch of punches instead of evading, ducking or stopping them.


a gun has a MUCH longer range than an unarmed mexican teenager...

i have a rifle in the other room with sight adjustments that go to 2,000 meters
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2006-03-07, 9:15 PM #42
Gold, in the long run, one of these would be a lot cheaper, not to mention more effective. Go ahead. Go crazy, macho boy.
:rolleyes:
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2006-03-07, 9:17 PM #43
I'd like to say this, I've been in kali classes for as long as I've been in martial arts courses, and I don't ever believe I'll trust the skills I've learned over avoiding a conflict involving weapons. You saying what you've said makes me believe you should be beaten with a lead pipe just to show you that you're full of ****.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-07, 9:23 PM #44
You volunteering? :p
Pissed Off?
2006-03-07, 9:26 PM #45
Sure, I can handle a pipe just fine. ;)
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-07, 9:29 PM #46
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2006-03-07, 9:32 PM #47
Originally posted by Roach:
Sure, I can handle a pipe just fine. ;)



More than one kind of pipe?
Pissed Off?
2006-03-07, 9:33 PM #48
ok here's my challenge for our teenage mexican ninja troll

you get to be unarmed and use your "kung fu"

i stand at a distance of 25 yards with either of my guns and one round loaded

i have no extra ammo

you... come and disarm me
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-07, 9:40 PM #49
Originally posted by saberopus:
Your martial arts instructor does not hit you full force without gloves... in the face?


No, not in the face. But just about everywhere else.
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2006-03-07, 9:55 PM #50
Originally posted by Avenger:
More than one kind of pipe?

I'm not sober enough to decide if that's some sort of kinky innuendo or not. EXPLAIN!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-07, 9:58 PM #51
Drunk on a Tuesday night Roach? Tsk, tsk, tsk. :p
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2006-03-07, 10:00 PM #52
I know, I'm trying to rehydrate since I have PT in the morning. But I mean really, it's Moscow, what else is there to do?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-07, 10:07 PM #53
Originally posted by Roach:
I'm not sober enough to decide if that's some sort of kinky innuendo or not. EXPLAIN!


It was a paraphernalia comment.
Pissed Off?
2006-03-07, 10:11 PM #54
Ah. No, can't afford to risk that anymore. Lead pipe to his temple will have to do.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-08, 3:08 AM #55
Originally posted by Rob:
You forgot la chupa cabre!

<3 !

I wonder if you could disarm a guy with an epee (sharp, of course). Counterattack, retreat!
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2006-03-08, 3:41 AM #56
shuttup you fools, the chupacumbra is REAL!

I saw it on the scifi channel one time.

AWeseome!

*i'm sleepy&
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2006-03-08, 3:41 AM #57
There's no way SF_GoldG_01 practices a martial art, because nobody who practices a martial art is stupid enough to believe it is effective against a firearm.

SF_GoldG_01, who do you think you're kidding?
2006-03-08, 4:45 AM #58
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Jesus, Gold. More often than not, your enemies are going to stab or shoot you if you're choking them with your bare hands.


lol, or just simply kick you in the balls.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-08, 11:32 AM #59
Ahhh... once again... gold is an idiot.

You know... Sometimes I wonder if he does this just to see our reactions... That would be a really nice form of entertainment.
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2006-03-08, 11:50 AM #60
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
...how to disarm people with knives, guns...


Funny thing about that... when I was in Tae Kwon Do, one of the first things they taught us about disarming people was that if they have guns, don't. Just do what they want, because if you don't, they'll shoot you, and there's practically nothing you can do about it.
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2006-03-08, 12:29 PM #61
So he wants to be able to choke people and lift them off the ground... is he aware that this takes two hands? (Unless you're Darth Vader, but if you're looking to Star Wars for self-defense advice, then you're beyond help) This leaves the other person free to do whatever the hell they want with their arms and legs. Choking someone is a stupid thing to do.
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2006-03-08, 12:33 PM #62
Originally posted by kyle90:
Choking someone is a stupid thing to do.


The way he wants to do it anyway. It CAN be useful in certain situations. Depending of course on how the other person is armed.

Like everyone's said. If they've got a gun, don't be stupid, just do what they want. Sure there are techniques to disarm someone with a gun, but it relies on so many factors that you would hardly ever get a chance to actually use them against someone with a gun.
Life is beautiful.
2006-03-08, 12:36 PM #63
I'd rather go down fighting.


Besides, if you live, being shot makes you so cool.
2006-03-08, 12:37 PM #64
I think it figured it out!!! Gold wants to be an Ultimate Fighter!!!!!
Pissed Off?
2006-03-08, 12:49 PM #65
Originally posted by kyle90:
So he wants to be able to choke people and lift them off the ground... is he aware that this takes two hands? (Unless you're Darth Vader, but if you're looking to Star Wars for self-defense advice, then you're beyond help) This leaves the other person free to do whatever the hell they want with their arms and legs. Choking someone is a stupid thing to do.



I like how you had time to shave both him and yourself before stabbing.
nope.
2006-03-08, 12:50 PM #66
Well, his hands were free and his knife was sharp.
Pissed Off?
2006-03-08, 1:33 PM #67
[url]www.rossboxing.com[/url]

Also...

Run. A lot.

Oh, and martial arts are effective against guns. If the gun is still in the holster or pointed in the complete opposite direction while you are immediately behind them. Otherwise you are basically screwed.
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2006-03-08, 1:35 PM #68
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I like how you had time to shave both him and yourself before stabbing.


Haha, I totally missed that. But yeah, we'll say I did it with the knife before stabbing him.
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2006-03-08, 1:42 PM #69
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I've been hit with out gloves many times, in fact thats how I fight

Sounds like you fight by throwing your face into someone's bare fist. :p
2006-03-08, 2:14 PM #70
Originally posted by Jon`C:
There's no way SF_GoldG_01 practices a martial art, because nobody who practices a martial art is stupid enough to believe it is effective against a firearm.


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2006-03-08, 2:33 PM #71
My brother beat the crap out of some guy who pulled a knife on him in junior high (this was in Washington D.C.). Basically he cahrged the guy, took his knife, broke the blade off, and was trying to make the kid eat it when some teachers pulled my bro. off. ;)
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2006-03-08, 2:41 PM #72
Alright...if you want to beat up some people, get your gang together and go "Prey on the little". If you go into that gym with the "I'm gonna kick yo ***" attitude, and they will probably be able to tell if you do, they are going to hate you. Until you get over yourself and do it because you want to box. Dude, if I were you I'd stick with martial arts.

Get over yourself. And yeah, you are obviously full of it. *See prior comments on disarming gun holders and the like*
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2006-03-08, 2:48 PM #73
Yeah seriously, Gold wants to get in a fight. He wants to beat people up. And that is why he fails.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-08, 3:32 PM #74
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I've learned much at the martial arts, how to disarm people with knives, guns, how to break their arms and such... but some how... I'd like to make them suffer differently... being flexible, acrobatic, and with good strength is ok... but I want to be mean and be able to resist a bunch of punches instead of evading, ducking or stopping them.


accualy the ability to avoid punches seems more useful that being able to take them. I mean even in boxing.


thanks to all this is one of the most entertaining threads in a while.

*grabs popcorn*

*grabs gun*

you know just to be safe.
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton
2006-03-08, 3:37 PM #75
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
ok here's my challenge for our teenage mexican ninja troll

you get to be unarmed and use your "kung fu"

i stand at a distance of 25 yards with either of my guns and one round loaded

i have no extra ammo

you... come and disarm me

I love that whole idea. If I had a dollar every time my dad got pissed off at those stupid "Gang punks" as he refers to them (that's without using the censored words at massassi) and he told me "If you were to give me a gun, and put them 20 yards away, I'll take one bullet. I won't even load it until they say go, and then I'll raise up and shoot that ******* who's trying to pull this karate-running-disarm-knife-throw crap he saw on TV." I would easily have enough money to buy my new computer right now.
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2006-03-08, 7:02 PM #76
I wouldn't disarm a dude that is 25 meters away, I'd let him get with in 3 feet of me.
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2006-03-08, 7:09 PM #77
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I wouldn't disarm a dude that is 25 meters away, I'd let him get with in 3 feet of me.

You know what's odd? Not all guys shoot you from 3 feet away. Amazing, isn't it? If the guy with a gun is more than one step away and is pointing the gun at you, you are SOL buddy.
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2006-03-08, 7:22 PM #78
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I wouldn't disarm a dude that is 25 meters away, I'd let him get with in 3 feet of me.


Ha ha ha ha ha. I laughed my *** off at that. Thank you for that.

Ha ha ha ha ha.
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2006-03-08, 7:26 PM #79
Hollywood != real life there sport.
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2006-03-08, 7:26 PM #80
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I wouldn't disarm a dude that is 25 meters away, I'd let him get with in 3 feet of me.


If someone with a gun goes from 25 meters away to being 3 feet away from you, it's to check your corpse for cash.
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