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So, I'm quiting Kung Fu...
2006-03-08, 7:36 PM #81
I already fixed my enemities, but some one who was trying to rob with a gun would obviously have to get close... else, I'd get the hell out of there, I'm not stupid.
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2006-03-08, 7:41 PM #82
No, no. The way you rob someone, when you have a gun, is to stand well back, point the gun at them, and tell them to put their wallet on the ground. Any theif with a gun who gets within arms reach of someone is an idiot. Although... considering what they're doing...
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2006-03-08, 7:43 PM #83
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
...but some one who was trying to rob with a gun would obviously have to get close...


The closer they are, the more accurate they are. You might be able to take them out with a blow to the throat, but a bullet to your gut and you're down for the count.
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2006-03-08, 7:43 PM #84
So what do you do when the guy jumps from the shadows and get you in a lock where he has a knife against your throat?

And yeah, if they get within arm's length they're just some idiot trying to do it like he saw it in the movies.
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2006-03-08, 8:03 PM #85
I never knew it was possible to quit something you've never done.
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2006-03-08, 8:15 PM #86
Originally posted by Yecti:
I never knew it was possible to quit something you've never done.


Now you people say I've never done martial arts? Where does this conspiracy come from?
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2006-03-08, 8:18 PM #87
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Now you people say I've never done martial arts? Where does this conspiracy come from?


Newsflash! You lie about everything to a group of people who don't like you. We have no reason to believe a single word you say, because 99.999999999% of it is complete crap. Move on.
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2006-03-08, 8:18 PM #88
Considering everything you say isn't at all parellel with the teachings of martial arts.
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2006-03-08, 8:19 PM #89
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
So what do you do when the guy jumps from the shadows and get you in a lock where he has a knife against your throat?

And yeah, if they get within arm's length they're just some idiot trying to do it like he saw it in the movies.


Be patient... a solution will present itself, atleast that never fails me. In a case like that, I'd try to get a grip on his hand and try some judo, or twisting, or whatever I find convenient at the moment. Heck, I try evading fights when I can, but some times, I'm just blood thirsty. Don't ask me why, its just what I've become.
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2006-03-08, 8:20 PM #90
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Considering everything you say isn't at all parellel with the teachings of martial arts.


Do you even know what a martial art is? It is the art of war:
martial = military
just because I do officialy kung fu, does not mean I do not practice other things at home.
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2006-03-08, 8:21 PM #91
HULK SMASH!

Someone tell me he's just joking. He's been throwing us for a run this entire time. It's Kedri or something, laughing his *** off. Please.
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2006-03-08, 8:21 PM #92
Originally posted by Yecti:
Newsflash! You lie about everything to a group of people who don't like you. We have no reason to believe a single word you say, because 99.999999999% of it is complete crap. Move on.


Heh, thats been proven a lie before by others amongst this group that dislikes me.
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2006-03-08, 8:23 PM #93
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Do you even know what a martial art is? It is the art of war:
martial = military
just because I do officialy kung fu, does not mean I do not practice other things at home.


Actually no, Martial Arts, as a phrase, are a grouping of (generally) asian disciplines of personal combat.

If martial arts was the art of war, then you'd have to learn to drive an Abrams to be a real martial artist.

Martial=war

Martial Arts=Tae Kwon Do, Tang Soo Doo, Jiujutsu, Wang Chun, I mean Wing Chun.
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2006-03-08, 8:25 PM #94
Originally posted by Spook:
Actually no, Martial Arts, as a phrase, are a grouping of (generally) asian disciplines of personal combat.

If martial arts was the art of war, then you'd have to learn to drive an Abrams to be a real martial artist.

Martial=war

Martial Arts=Tae Kwon Do, Tang Soo Doo, Jiujutsu, Wang Chun, I mean Wing Chun.


I have this 1945 world war 2 book of self defense for the american soldier, given to my brother by a war veteran, that I occasionaly read, I know how to do the knives and gun stuff from there, and from what my teacher teaches after session
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2006-03-08, 8:27 PM #95
Plus, not to mention the fact, that my dad is a Vietnam war veteran, and taught me a few tips... I'm literally surrounded by war.
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2006-03-08, 8:27 PM #96
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Heh, thats been proven a lie before by others amongst this group that dislikes me.


Do you recall a number of stolen models that were proven to be someone else's work? Do you recall being caught in that lie? Oh, you wouldn't, considering you ABANDONED THE THREAD. I'm with Yecti: You've stolen others' work, lied about it, and never shown your face thereafter. How can we trust you've done half of the things you've claimed?
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2006-03-08, 8:27 PM #97
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Do you even know what a martial art is?


So, all you (allegedly) learned was the physical aspects of a martial art. Did you just completely blow off all the philosophical teachings about respect and self-control?

Quote:
Plus, not to mention the fact, that my dad is a Vietnam war veteran, and taught me a few tips... I'm literally surrounded by war.


My grandpa was a career navy man. I guess that means I can command aircraft carriers and destroyers.
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2006-03-08, 8:27 PM #98
Well I'm leaving for the night... tomorrow I have a long day.
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2006-03-08, 8:28 PM #99
Originally posted by Wolfy:
So, all you (allegedly) learned was the physical aspects of a martial art. Did you just completely blow off all the philosophical teachings about respect and self-control?


Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Well I'm leaving for the night... tomorrow I have a long day.


:o
2006-03-08, 8:29 PM #100
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Well I'm leaving for the night... tomorrow I have a long day.


Like clockworks.
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2006-03-08, 8:29 PM #101
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I wouldn't disarm a dude that is 25 meters away, I'd let him get with in 3 feet of me.



i haven't laughed so hard in my life... ok i'll get within 3 feet of you... after i shoot you from 25 yards (i never said meters noob)
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2006-03-08, 8:31 PM #102
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Do you recall a number of stolen models that were proven to be someone else's work? Do you recall being caught in that lie? Oh, you wouldn't, considering you ABANDONED THE THREAD. I'm with Yecti: You've stolen others' work, lied about it, and never shown your face thereafter. How can we trust you've done half of the things you've claimed?


Do you recall it was only one model, do you recall that I recently apologized, do you recall that none of my models that I claim to be mine have been disproved.
AND NOW:
All the models on my aoa:mx site come from 3ds max, were converted and retextured in blender... I did nothing else with them, now the models in my photobucket gallery and on massassi, save the kyle 3do, are 100 mine.

Hell, I only sent you one model kirby... and thats the one I made all the fuss about... I apologize for that.
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2006-03-08, 8:32 PM #103
Originally posted by Wolfy:
So, all you (allegedly) learned was the physical aspects of a martial art. Did you just completely blow off all the philosophical teachings about respect and self-control?



My grandpa was a career navy man. I guess that means I can command aircraft carriers and destroyers.


1.- my karate teacher never speaks of the subject.
2.- if he taught you, why not?

edit: my dad never taught me more than a few locks and stuff... not much more than basic knowledge, with a military twist.
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2006-03-08, 8:33 PM #104
You're an idiot, and I really hope you get shot.
2006-03-08, 8:34 PM #105
Originally posted by Rob:
You're an idiot, and I really hope you get shot.


If only I could have you within my reach...
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2006-03-08, 8:34 PM #106
Quote:
I have this 1945 world war 2 book of self defense for the american soldier


Pffft. I see the latest field manuals quite often. They cover anything and everything you ever wanted to know about anything that involves combat.

Quote:
Plus, not to mention the fact, that my dad is a Vietnam war veteran, and taught me a few tips... I'm literally surrounded by war.


Pffftx2.

My dad's a Vietnam War vet. He has a bad back(Unrelated to war) and some fun stories.

You sound about like the kid who tried to be cooler than everyone else in elementary school. "Oh yeah?! Well my dads a _____ !"
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2006-03-08, 8:35 PM #107
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
1.- my karate teacher never speaks of the subject.


Your teacher is terrible.

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
If only I could have you within my reach...


Unfortunately, he's 25 feet away.
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2006-03-08, 8:35 PM #108
Catching you in a lie when you were attempting to prove to me that you had made the model REALLY illegitimizes your claims. Yeah, maybe that was the only model you stole... then why'd you send me that one to prove your innocence?

Reguardless, the point I'm trying to make is that you're a shady character. Your gigantic claims of being in a gang, your father being poor and a programmer and you making engines and all that crap.... Yeah, it's sketchy.

Not to mention your reliable and uncanny ability to hop out of arguments and make posts about "leaving" so you can ignore a batch of posts. That frightens me into thinking you're lacking any truth to you at all.

Maybe I'm wrong, but if you see it from our eyes: You're unreliable. And yet... amazing entertainment. Don't get yourself banned.
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2006-03-08, 8:35 PM #109
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
If only I could have you within my reach...



I'd break your nose, kid.
2006-03-08, 8:36 PM #110
[QUOTE=Commander 598]Pffft. I see the [i[latest[/i] field manuals quite often. They cover anything and everything you ever wanted to know about anything that involves combat.



Pffftx2.

My dad's a Vietnam War vet. He has a bad back(Unrelated to war) and some fun stories.

You sound about like the kid who tried to be cooler than everyone else in elementary school. "Oh yeah?! Well my dads a _____ !"[/QUOTE]

Lol! If the situation toches the topic, why not? I mean, after all, it no shame.
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2006-03-08, 8:37 PM #111
Originally posted by Rob:
I'd break your nose, kid.


I'd hang you up by your wig.
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2006-03-08, 8:37 PM #112
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Catching you in a lie when you were attempting to prove to me that you had made the model REALLY illegitimizes your claims. Yeah, maybe that was the only model you stole... then why'd you send me that one to prove your innocence?

Reguardless, the point I'm trying to make is that you're a shady character. Your gigantic claims of being in a gang, your father being poor and a programmer and you making engines and all that crap.... Yeah, it's sketchy.

Not to mention your reliable and uncanny ability to hop out of arguments and make posts about "leaving" so you can ignore a batch of posts. That frightens me into thinking you're lacking any truth to you at all.

Maybe I'm wrong, but if you see it from our eyes: You're unreliable. And yet... amazing entertainment. Don't get yourself banned.


Err.. I thought I said I don't make eninges... tried... but never got farther than the sprite moving across the screen with arrow keys...
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2006-03-08, 8:37 PM #113
If it were a wig it'd come off!

Since it isn't, I'd have to kill you.

Because hair pulling is low, even for you mister honorable karate man.
2006-03-08, 8:38 PM #114
Originally posted by Rob:
If it were a wig it'd come off!

Since it isn't, I'd have to kill you.

Because hair pulling is low, even for you mister honorable karate man.


It would come off and I'd use it like a rope, and you are such a foolish idiot, in a fight anything goes, there are no rules, you beat some one how ever you can as long as you beat them, unless of course its a match.
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2006-03-08, 8:39 PM #115
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, seriously.
2006-03-08, 8:39 PM #116
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I'd hang you up by your wig.


Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
It would come off and I'd use it like a rope, and you are such a foolish idiot, in a fight anything goes, there are no rules, you beat some one how ever you can as long as you beat them, unless of course its a match.


Ha ha ha ha, wtf?
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2006-03-08, 8:40 PM #117
Seconded Pagey.
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2006-03-08, 8:40 PM #118
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Ha ha ha ha, wtf?


Err nvm...
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2006-03-08, 8:40 PM #119
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Err.. I thought I said I don't make eninges... tried... but never got farther than the sprite moving across the screen with arrow keys...


Don't make me go back and quote things you said. You're outright lying. You claimed several times that you'd created your own 2D engines, and were editing several engines and the ONLY problem was some bugs your dad was supposed to fix up. Do NOT make me quote you. As all saw in my uncovering of your model theft, I am relentless and cover all of my bases. Stop lying, because I will call you on it.
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2006-03-08, 8:40 PM #120
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
in a fight anything goes, there are no rules, you beat some one how ever you can as long as you beat them, unless of course its a match.


Yeah.
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