I've never had a guys night in.

Or a guys night out.

I hate strip clubs, Look but dont touch? yeh right! I'd rather watch porn.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Spare me the details, I lived with a woman for 3 years.

The best thing for a guy to do when his girlfriend is on her period is a warm hand on her lower tummy, and just being a big teddy bear. Always helps. :p

Fix'd

Haha. I don't know how pleasant it'd be to snuggle with a massive vagina...

Especially when she's on her period.

That was pretty sick, there, Free.

^He speaks the truth.^

Periods (as this thread has already reiterated several times) are painful. Most of my mood swings come from the fact that I'm in pain and the only thing that will make me feel better is if everyone else is in pain with me. Period logic is somewhat radical - I admit it. Besides that, it is really hard to "feel clean" when "its that time of the month" -and the water weight (also previously mentioned in this thread) -its like "hey this shirt looked hot on me yesterday - and now...ewwww "

It is very true that boys aren't around they - and menstration- feature prominently in our conversation...in fact just last night sugarless and I had a conversation about guys that lasted till 4:00 in the morning (and I assure there are no men on campus).


...and (I know this was way earlier but) I thought She's the Man was a cool movie - I happen to love Twelfth Night (and call me shallow or whatever) but I enjoyed the modern adaptation (and Channing Tatum...but that's beside the point )

guilty as charged, but I pormise we can speak on intelligent topics as well.

This thread reminds me of the "Aunt Irma" episode of the IT Crowd.

Not everyone can be well versed in the latest fashion trends and celebrity gossip...

Oh yeah, my friends and I often have deep conversations. I was actually shocked one day when I talked with this guy and I didnt even find the convo that deep and he was like "this is the most intelligent conversation i've ever had" lol I felt bad for him cuz we werent even delving as deep as I can go. its a must to have a guy who can talk on all sorts of things, one of my good friends and I for instance (who's a guy)had a talk on the phone once for a couple of hours just on politics and our diff. thoughts on things in the world. But I have no prob. admitting either that the fun part is chatting with girls about boys, although I like to say the girls I have as friends are def. not flakes, fi they were I would have quit being friends with them awhile ago, something I take pride in about my good friends, they are smart independent women, which im sure sugarless and milady prob. also do. so yeah lol

...especially when one is prone to wearing whatever happens to be clean, owns no magazines and knows nothing about celebrities

Was anyone else just reminded of that scene from Jurassic Park where the little kid keeps talking to Grant as they're getting into the tour jeeps?

And admit it, sugarless...they're not always clean.

It was a metaphor. If I say a man is a massive vagina, I mean he's a weakling, or too sensitive, or too girlish.

But girls get makeup which covers ugly and they get good looking hair. It all balances out.

Aww...Shintock wins. :p


Nothing is stopping men from wearing makeup to cover ugly. And some have good looking hair...maybe these guys should have periods too? >.>

>.>
<.<

that reminds me that it's been about a month since I've done laundry. I need to get on that.

Case.

Does that mean I lose? I LOVE LOSING!

nope... we mainly just talk about sports... and cars... or sports involving cars.

Hmm..I guess it's Freelancer's "time of the month"

Like Highway Polo!

dalf wins

Or Meghan's (s?).. how you say.. "elaborate death threat/plot"

Do you remember that?

It was scary..

LOL poor dud

How many people are allowed to win per thread? Is it a constant or a function of the number of pages?

Only I'm allowed to truly win.

No, Smock wins.

Fixed.

There are plenty of over the counter medications. Hell, any generic pain killer will at least take the edge off. Oh wait, I can't say, I'm not a woman! But have you tried any of them? No? Then stop *****ing.

Remember kids, it's okay to take drugs. Emon says so!

I've tried them all. The most I can say for them is that sometimes they'll make me throw up which will occasionally make the pain lessen a little. On a good day.

I can't really say that, sometimes they help, but they're very inconsistent, sometimes they help, sometimes they don't.

Have you tried a near-overdose of morphine?

Just a thought.

oooh, not yet. good thought though

I take ibprofen for the pain. There really isn't anything for just feel miserable though. Well, anything that I'd actually *want* to take that is. :em321:

An interesting chatlog from tonight:

B says:
and now i'm having a bad case of cramps
B says:
i'm in pain
Kyle says:
well that's incongruous
Kyle says:
you a masochist or what
B says:
no
B says:
but the worse the pain, the more pounds i lose after my period
B says:
right now it hurts so much i can't move
Kyle says:
funny; there's a thread on massassi right now complaining about pain from periods
B says:
really?
Kyle says:
i just went in and told a joke

I've had morphine before, and I can attest that you won't care about anything when you get a good dose.

... winning on internet threads?

Now I see pink ponies.

With menstruation. ARGH!

Curse you.

Yay!

Makeup on men is for teh emos, though.