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Whats a good gun?
2007-06-24, 6:32 AM #1
To like shoot these people that keep coming thrugh my yard.

I don't want to kill anyone, I just want to hurt them long enough for the cops to get here and haul their busted *** off of my property.

I ask because someone broke the lock on my back gate, and stole a MOTOR SCOOTER. (FYI, It looked like five tons of *** because it was made out of the parts of about a dozen other scooters) It's just kind of ****ed up because thats how my father gets around/to work. (He broke his leg)


Key features;

Cheap
Reliable
Loud
accurate (If at all possible under the cheap)
Mostly non-fatal
2007-06-24, 6:39 AM #2
The scooter store you see on TV that says they'll give you a scooter for free isn't a scam. You should check it out. Especially if he broke his leg, they're more than likely going to cover him. They're not at all psychotic and money grubbing like the insurance companies are.
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2007-06-24, 6:46 AM #3
paintball gun + bag of marbles
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2007-06-24, 6:47 AM #4
OH MY GOD THAT WOULD HURT.

I've been hit by frozen paintballs, and I thought I got shot. (And I've been shot in the foot with a 22) A marble would more than likely pierce skin.
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2007-06-24, 6:49 AM #5
No, this was a motor scooter. Like with the vroom vrooms. He needs it to get to work.

He lost his license (DUI), but he can't drive anyways because his leg is all mega owwies.
(Too stubborn to claim disability)

But I mean seriously, my dad is like 60. Someone stole a 60 year old man's busted *** old scooter.

Thats really pathetic. So I want to shoot the next person in my yard that doesn't belong there.
2007-06-24, 6:50 AM #6
Yeah, that's kind of assholish. I misunderstood the scooter business.

Get him a segway.
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2007-06-24, 6:53 AM #7
Is the Segway going to make it down public roads/highways? :P

The motor scooter he had did about 50-60mph.
2007-06-24, 6:55 AM #8
uhm... you'll likely be arrested...
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2007-06-24, 6:57 AM #9
I don't care.

I'll say it was dark, I was scared, they looked armed, self defense.
2007-06-24, 7:06 AM #10
Originally posted by StrikeAthius:
paintball gun + bag of marbles


But that doesn't seem accurate?
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2007-06-24, 7:07 AM #11
Originally posted by Rob:
I don't care.

I'll say it was dark, I was scared, they looked armed, self defense.


shooting to wound they can and will press charges... check local laws before doing anything
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-06-24, 7:09 AM #12
And I'll get out of them more than easy enough. And if I don't?

I don't care.
2007-06-24, 7:13 AM #13
ten what you need is a M1919A4
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2007-06-24, 7:19 AM #14
Originally posted by Echoman:
But that doesn't seem accurate?


Crank up the muzzle velocity and the range should be just fine for covering a yard, even with the the heavier ammo.

Of course, you could just use regular paintballs as well, just shoot them at max velocity as that's less lethal than using marbles.
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2007-06-24, 7:19 AM #15
Hahaha @ Jim
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2007-06-24, 7:30 AM #16
Who the hell is Jim now? I cant keep up with all these silly name changes. Not with the real life that consumes me anyway.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-06-24, 7:42 AM #17
name changes should be banned =p
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2007-06-24, 7:45 AM #18
DrkJedi has been Jim7 in #massassi for like... 7 years.
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2007-06-24, 9:04 AM #19
just use some kind of pellet gun and shoot him in the legs repeatedly...
:argh:
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2007-06-24, 10:04 AM #20
Originally posted by Rob:
To like shoot these people that keep coming thrugh my yard.

I don't want to kill anyone, I just want to hurt them long enough for the cops to get here and haul their busted *** off of my property.

I ask because someone broke the lock on my back gate, and stole a MOTOR SCOOTER. (FYI, It looked like five tons of *** because it was made out of the parts of about a dozen other scooters) It's just kind of ****ed up because thats how my father gets around/to work. (He broke his leg)


Key features;

Cheap
Reliable
Loud
accurate (If at all possible under the cheap)
Mostly non-fatal


That's a good way to get yourself sued. In most states it doesn't matter that he was on your property; shooting someone is a far worse offense than trespassing and the crook can successfully sue you for it.
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2007-06-24, 10:15 AM #21
And thats what countersuing is for.
2007-06-24, 10:17 AM #22
Unless the tresspasser was trying to "attack" you.
2007-06-24, 10:18 AM #23
They definately were.. :P
2007-06-24, 10:24 AM #24
Delete this thread before google caches it.
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2007-06-24, 10:25 AM #25
They'd probably **** themselves if you stepped out from behind a tree in full Robin Hood attire and demanded their wallets.

...screw guns.
2007-06-24, 10:27 AM #26
They'd probably beat me up for dressing so gay.
2007-06-24, 10:29 AM #27
You may be right. Get a Pit Bull?
2007-06-24, 10:31 AM #28
I used to have an outside dog.

Peta nutcases poisoned her. (Say what you will, but those *******s were out in force violently harassing people that week and it wasn't just my dog that up and mysteriously died.)

I really kinda don't want to go through that again.
2007-06-24, 10:35 AM #29
Where the **** do you live, Rob? It sounds ****ed up.
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2007-06-24, 10:39 AM #30
Really close to the wonderful city of Baltimore. :(
2007-06-24, 10:52 AM #31
Yeah, wow. I think I'd get another dog and then wait in the shed for those sick ****ers to come around. That's just retarded.
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2007-06-24, 10:55 AM #32
I'd get a .22 with a back up 12 gauge in case it just riles them. And a dog. A big dog.
2007-06-24, 10:56 AM #33
Originally posted by fishstickz:
DrkJedi has been Jim7 in #massassi for like... 7 years.


He's been Satan for 11 ;)
2007-06-24, 11:01 AM #34
Just get a .45 and a shovel. Problem solved.
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2007-06-24, 11:06 AM #35
Remington 870

http://personalsecurityzone.com/cgi-win/order/prodlist.exe/PSZ/?Template=ProdDetail.htm&ProductID=27501

Then get yourself some 12 guage margaritas. I got shot with rock salt once (I think he halved or quartered the powder load, because it wasn't that bad. Normally a regular load, but with rocksalt instead of shot would **** ME UP) and it pretty well scared me off.

Careful though, people have still died.

However, tape it, so that ther is evidence against you AND we can watch.

Oh yeah, don't shoot them with a .22, it will probably kill them, because even a 22lr can penetrate to the heart and/or brain. And you WILL go to jail for discharging a firearm on another human being. That being said, good luck.
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2007-06-24, 11:25 AM #36
Originally posted by Rob:
I used to have an outside dog.

Peta nutcases poisoned her.

:eek:

A decent paintball gun will be accurate, non-lethal and the most legal. I would get one of those. Paintballs hurt enough to scare people off. Once you get hit with one you don't want to continue to be pelted with them.
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2007-06-24, 11:28 AM #37
Especially if you get really hard paint balls. And you can turn up the psi.
2007-06-24, 11:31 AM #38
I'm leaning towards the rock salt option. Kill Bill Vol. 2, anyone? I think discharging the firearm into the air as a warning shot would be sufficient inducement to scare most trespassers away, anyway.
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2007-06-24, 11:33 AM #39
Turn up the psi!
[http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9967/psiampsn5.jpg]
Oh wait...
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2007-06-24, 11:41 AM #40
Wow, is that a model replacement?
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