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The Baconator
2007-06-25, 7:10 PM #1
Kill me now Jesus. I don't want to live. My stomach is rejecting the gigantic conglomerate of grease and deliciousness like a bad blood transplant. Unnngh...
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 7:20 PM #2
Haha! That's what you get, fatty.
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-06-25, 7:29 PM #3
Damn us Americans are nuts.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-06-25, 7:33 PM #4
Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
LOL, I wish I was Rob!


You fail at insulting. Make like Pvt. Pyle and spare us from your stupidity.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 7:37 PM #5
I think it's funny how defensive people get when confronted with the truth.
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-06-25, 7:42 PM #6
830 calories and 51 grams of fat? Pass.
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2007-06-25, 7:46 PM #7
I fail to see how that pile of fat is remotely appealing to eat.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-06-25, 7:54 PM #8
jesus christ do they keep crash carts at wendys?
2007-06-25, 8:03 PM #9
Now if only the actual sandwich had half that meat...
2007-06-25, 8:05 PM #10
I am officially living off of celery for the next week. The burger is starting to eat my stomach. It has an immunity to stomach acid due to it's thick layer of grease, and it's using this to it's advantage.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 8:28 PM #11
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
I am officially living off of borrowed time.


fixed.
2007-06-25, 8:35 PM #12
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
WAHH WAHH WAHHH People are making fun of me because I suck! And the admins are all corrupt! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR ON INTERNET! JUST LIKE MY REAL LIFE! /wrists.



I agree.
2007-06-25, 8:37 PM #13
Originally posted by Rob:
I am bitter because I have such a small phallus. Maybe if I make fun of enough people over the internet girls will like me.


I agree.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 8:38 PM #14
My penis isn't small just because your nose is way bigger than it.

Your nose is bigger than the black guys in the porn Spe sends over mIRC.
2007-06-25, 8:39 PM #15
that wasnt a black guy it was a leather sybian.
2007-06-25, 8:40 PM #16
Wow.

****ING mammoth nose.
2007-06-25, 8:41 PM #17
Originally posted by Rob:
My penis isn't small just because your nose is way bigger than it.


No, it's small because you raped my mother and she didn't even notice.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 8:42 PM #18
Did you just insult Rob... by condoning his raping your mother?
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2007-06-25, 8:44 PM #19
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
No, it's small because you raped my mother and she didn't even notice.




Thats because your mother has a hooch so loose it's like beating the inside of an oil drum with a screwdriver, or throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


Not that I'd rape a fat chick anyways. Or rape anyone for that matter. I'm not a sick jag-off like you and your crazy antisemite gay-love from that band.
2007-06-25, 8:46 PM #20
Originally posted by Rob:
Or rape anyone for that matter.


My complete lack of sphinctish tension would like a word with you.
2007-06-25, 8:52 PM #21
Originally posted by Rob:
Thats because your mother has a hooch so loose it's like beating the inside of an oil drum with a screwdriver, or throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


Not that I'd rape a fat chick anyways. Or rape anyone for that matter. I'm not a sick jag-off like you and your crazy antisemite gay-love from that band.


No, I'm pretty sure your wang makes JediKirby's wang look like a horse's....wang.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 8:54 PM #22
Doubt it.

Glad to know you're comparing the size of my penis to other people's though.

If you weren't so homely I'd hook you up with Vinny, but he has high standards.
2007-06-25, 8:54 PM #23
What the hell, SAJN. Rob and spe start baiting you, and your idea of an insult is saying he raped your mother, your own mother, to support an oh-so-grown-up 'you have a small penis' insult?

Wow. You really fail at being funny, or insulting people, or whatever the hell that was supposed to be.
2007-06-25, 8:55 PM #24
dont make jokes about kirby, cripples arent a laughing matter.

hahaha only joking

[http://www.cdadc.com/ds/jacobandcowschool.jpg]
2007-06-25, 8:55 PM #25
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/ugh.jpg]
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2007-06-25, 8:55 PM #26
Originally posted by Jin:
spe


I baited nobody.

[edit: except kirby, 10 seconds ago]
2007-06-25, 8:57 PM #27
Originally posted by Jin:
What the hell, SAJN. Rob and spe start baiting you, and your idea of an insult is saying he raped your mother, your own mother, to support an oh-so-grown-up 'you have a small penis' insult?

Wow. You really fail at being funny, or insulting people, or whatever the hell that was supposed to be.


Do you think she WANTED to be raped by Rob? No, that's why it's called rape. Dense.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 8:57 PM #28
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/carl.jpg]
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-06-25, 8:58 PM #29
[to spe] Whatever. I skimmed the thread and saw SAJN failing at life, thought I might comment on it.

[to sajn] That's exactly my point. You tried to insult someone by saying they raped your mother. Brilliant comedic work there, buddy. You should go on tour. I'm sure the crowd would love you for making rape jokes about your mother. Hell, bring mom along, see how see enjoys it?

Idiot.
2007-06-25, 9:00 PM #30
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
Dense.


Haha Dense, He says.
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-06-25, 9:01 PM #31
Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
Haha Dense, He says.


Haha, Haha Dense, He says, he says.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 9:02 PM #32
SAJN honestly i'm not having a go at you but you really do suck at insulting people and making snappy comebacks.
2007-06-25, 9:04 PM #33
Originally posted by Jin:
That's exactly my point. You tried to insult someone by saying they raped your mother. Brilliant comedic work there, buddy. You should go on tour. I'm sure the crowd would love you for making rape jokes about your mother. Hell, bring mom along, see how see enjoys it?

Idiot.


Once again, there's nothing funny about rape.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 9:05 PM #34
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
SAJN honestly i'm not having a go at you but you really do suck at insulting people and making snappy comebacks.


mb is full of chunky soup? I'm sorry your superior comedic skills have gone overlooked.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-06-25, 9:08 PM #35
That was a masterstroke of wit i demand you take it back :(

(not really, it was a fact).
2007-06-25, 9:11 PM #36
[http://texasvc.weblogswork.com/wp-content/images/failure.jpg]
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-06-25, 9:13 PM #37
[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2f/Lolzturtle.gif]
幻術
2007-06-25, 9:16 PM #38
That was to, eh, illustrate my endorsement of the general direction of the thread, not Fister's pic. But anyways, that Baconator sure does looks like something I'd eat. And in other shocking news, the sun came up today and pie tastes great.
幻術
2007-06-25, 9:30 PM #39
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
SAJN honestly i'm not having a go at you but you really do suck at insulting people and making snappy comebacks.


He should never have had to show his awesome comeback prowess. This thread could've gone in a different direction. Discussing the sorry state of the current fast food market, for instance?

No. Instead this happened. I'm with Echoman on this.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-06-25, 9:34 PM #40
[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k126/hyrax_of_love/wahapoint1.png] Waha says: Less Internet fight, more sandwich!
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
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