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2007-06-26, 8:45 PM #121
Timewolf you living in Arizona son on a *****. Why must you tease me?
>>untie shoes
2007-06-26, 9:45 PM #122
[http://www.roadfood.com/photos/1850.jpg]

That my friend, is all butter. THAT is a real burger. I ate 3 of those (equaled 1lb of meat, and who knows how many pounds of butter)
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2007-06-26, 10:10 PM #123
Dayum, did your arteries get stiff?

Must be juicy, but the only juice I like in my burger is from the vegetables and the meat.

In n Out > buttery burger (Looks like something good to eat when your in need of some fat)

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Well, In n Out sucks when the thousand island and the juices gets the other end of the bun all soggy and spongy.
That's gross. They are best when the buns are done "well-done" where the edges of the buns are crispy and the
inside is soft.

I am going to eat a 10 x 10 one day...
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2007-06-26, 10:23 PM #124
For you In N' Out fans....

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20060125050438458
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2007-06-26, 10:34 PM #125
Originally posted by mscbuck:
That my friend, is all butter. THAT is a real burger. I ate 3 of those (equaled 1lb of meat, and who knows how many pounds of butter)


If it wasn't swimming in that chyme, it would look pretty delicious.
2007-06-26, 11:01 PM #126
Ew there was raw meat.

The biggest was 666x666
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2007-06-26, 11:36 PM #127
Bread is good. Meat is good. Bacon is good. So how can it be bad?
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2007-06-26, 11:38 PM #128
Originally posted by Nubs:
Meat is good.


I take you've never had potted meat product.
2007-06-27, 5:51 AM #129
Originally posted by Antony:
Timewolf you living in Arizona son on a *****. Why must you tease me?


New Mexico, actually. But since my aunt lives in Cali it gives me an excuse to go to In N Out. :awesome:
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2007-06-27, 6:04 AM #130
A burger with butter? are you guys nuts?
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2007-06-27, 6:52 AM #131
Hey, I think it's nuts to put cheese on burgers. Seriously, that processed American cheese stuff tastes and feels horrid.
nope.
2007-06-27, 7:50 AM #132
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Hey, I think it's nuts to put cheese on burgers. Seriously, that processed American cheese stuff tastes and feels horrid.


Not all restaurants put processed cheese on their burgers. Actually, most don't.

Cheese is awesome on burgers.
2007-06-27, 9:08 AM #133
You know, I read this thread and I just wonder where Nikumubeki is with a burgerboy comment. Or did I miss it?
>>untie shoes
2007-06-27, 9:26 AM #134
Originally posted by Fardreamer:
A burger with butter? are you guys nuts?


Ever had a BUTTERBURGER from Culver's?
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2007-06-27, 9:42 AM #135
I have to go with the "Are you guys nuts?" thing. Butter on burgers looks icky.
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2007-06-27, 9:43 AM #136
BURGER? BURGER! BURGER.
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2007-06-27, 10:07 AM #137
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Not all restaurants put processed cheese on their burgers. Actually, most don't.

Cheese is awesome on burgers.


It really depends if you order a cheeseburger or a burger.

If I order a burger and doesn't mention cheese in the description and it comes with cheese I get pissed. :P
nope.
2007-06-27, 10:11 AM #138
People who haven't had butter burgers are deprived!!!
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2007-06-27, 10:18 AM #139
of heart disease.
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2007-06-27, 10:19 AM #140
Originally posted by mscbuck:
People who haven't had butter burgers are deprived!!!


Or slightly healthier
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2007-06-27, 10:20 AM #141
buck just looking at that picture is making me dry heave, it looks ****ing awful if you ask me.
2007-06-27, 11:01 AM #142
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
buck just looking at that picture is making me dry heave, it looks ****ing awful if you ask me.


ditto
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2007-06-27, 11:35 AM #143
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
buck just looking at that picture is making me dry heave, it looks ****ing awful if you ask me.


same.
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2007-06-27, 12:05 PM #144
A real burger is made with 1+ pound of beef. It must have at least 4 strips of bacon. This is a low estimate. With more beef, more bacon is required to fill the surface area. Cheddar cheese must be melted to hold the bacon in place on the burger. The buns must be buttered and heated on the same surface the burger was cooked, without removing the grease beforehand. This is the proper method. Anything else is simply un-American.
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2007-06-27, 12:11 PM #145
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
Ever had a BUTTERBURGER from Culver's?


Best burgers in America. Period.

<3 Culvers.

Doesn't help that their custard is also awesome.
2007-06-27, 12:15 PM #146
We need to keep posting so that when I hit "last page" that wretched image of a burger doesn't make me vomit.
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2007-06-27, 12:29 PM #147
So stop hitting that and hit "unread posts" instead.
2007-06-27, 1:11 PM #148
Mmm..that "wretched burger" is making me hungry. There's a reason it was in USA Today's Top 10 Burgers of America!!!
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2007-06-27, 1:14 PM #149
Good God man. I'm getting atherosclerosis from just looking at it!

There's a reason why this is a nation of fatties, that burger is it.
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2007-06-27, 1:15 PM #150
I'm gonna puke, I just had lunch at Chipotle and that pic almost pushed me over the edge.
2007-06-27, 1:17 PM #151
My metabolism enjoys besting that burger. I can eat three of those things and freakin lose weight!! (Yeah 5'11 and 135!!!)

By the by, I'm taking bets on what my cholesterol level is. Feel free to chime in. Winner will get a cookie when I eventually get it checked.
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2007-06-27, 1:35 PM #152
Originally posted by saberopus:
I'm gonna puke, I just had lunch at Chipotle and that pic almost pushed me over the edge.


Chipotle is tasty... mmmmm....

Spicy Beef with Red Tomatilla salsa.... *drool*
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2007-06-27, 1:55 PM #153
Chicken w/ tomatilla, no beans, rice of course, sour cream 'n' cheese.

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2007-06-27, 1:59 PM #154
Originally posted by mscbuck:
That my friend, is all butter. THAT is a real burger. I ate 3 of those (equaled 1lb of meat, and who knows how many pounds of butter)

whats the difference between a mscbuck and a mb?

scuck!


also mscbuck is apparently jabba the hutt

btw people with "high metabolisms" but eat like a wow player still have visceral fat, you're just a fat man trapped in a skinny man's body.
2007-06-27, 2:17 PM #155
Originally posted by mscbuck:
My metabolism enjoys besting that burger. I can eat three of those things and freakin lose weight!! (Yeah 5'11 and 135!!!)

By the by, I'm taking bets on what my cholesterol level is. Feel free to chime in. Winner will get a cookie when I eventually get it checked.


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Pissed Off?
2007-06-27, 2:23 PM #156
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It really depends if you order a cheeseburger or a burger.

If I order a burger and doesn't mention cheese in the description and it comes with cheese I get pissed. :P


the best is when you order a cheese burger with no cheese, and they ask "you mean a hamburger?" and you say "no, i want a cheese burger without any cheese." and they get all flustered and confused.

i never actually eat it though. im always worried they spit in it. :tinfoil:
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2007-06-27, 2:40 PM #157
Originally posted by mscbuck:
My metabolism enjoys besting that burger. I can eat three of those things and freakin lose weight!! (Yeah 5'11 and 135!!!)

By the by, I'm taking bets on what my cholesterol level is. Feel free to chime in. Winner will get a cookie when I eventually get it checked.

Just because you have a really high metabolism, that doesn't mean that you can eat **** all day and night. You deplete yourself of vitamins, fiber, water, and other nutrients. Not to mention your GI tract has to work harder to process that fat and grease. I have a really fast metabolism too but I still eat good foods (fruits, grains, veggies, etc).

Oh and 250.
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2007-06-27, 2:46 PM #158
And skinny people can still have a large percentage of body fat.
Pissed Off?
2007-06-27, 3:33 PM #159
Originally posted by mscbuck:
My metabolism enjoys besting that burger. I can eat three of those things and freakin lose weight!! (Yeah 5'11 and 135!!!)

By the by, I'm taking bets on what my cholesterol level is. Feel free to chime in. Winner will get a cookie when I eventually get it checked.


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2007-06-27, 4:53 PM #160
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