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A dilemma of giant breasts or being a total pansy.
2011-04-04, 8:43 PM #1
As many of you are aware, I have certain dealing with a redhead that has certain physical properties which many men find appealing (big ****).

She contacted me tonight to let me know that even though she has a boyfriend, now that I am out of boot camp, she fully intends to:

"get me alone and "**** my brains out."

-Redhead

Being that she's crazy, yet awesome in bed, what should I do?

Really, I'm gonna do what I want to do in the end, so basically all I want to know is; who's with me? To hell with her boyfriend, or do the right (wrong) thing and be a pussy?
>>untie shoes
2011-04-04, 8:47 PM #2
Why the moral dilemma? Make the boyfriend break up with her, problem solved.
2011-04-04, 8:48 PM #3
Yes, but that's a future problem, Cool Matty. That can be dealt with in a number of ways. E.g. Ignore her until she breaks up with him.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-04, 8:55 PM #4
I have been in roughly that same position before, if a little less crudely...I went out with a girl who I really started to like and who liked me but I never made a move because she had a boyfriend and I was trying to do the right thing.

I regret that to this day. Only regret. Nothing good came of it. She slowly realized I was never going to do anything, we stopped hanging out and fizzled. She broke up with her boyfriend a few months later anyway. It was a complete lose-lose, and I wish I had just not been a pansy and had done what I wanted and not worried about what other people think. Let them deal with their own ****. If you want to, and she wants to...do you really think you're hurting anything?

Do it. If anything bad happens afterwards...then roll with it, but don't regret it.

Oh, also this is not general advice, this is only true for this very specific situation.
Warhead[97]
2011-04-04, 8:56 PM #5
Pictures, facebook, and a name. Oh, and a rating on a 1-10 scale along with vulgar descriptions.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-04-04, 8:59 PM #6
didn't they teach you not to be a pansy at the marines
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2011-04-04, 9:03 PM #7
Oh, I'm sorry if I didn't get this across in the OP. This is more of a "what would you do" type thing.

I already know what I'm going to do. And we know that Bobthemasher is a giant pussy. :P

Also, wookie06, if you come to the chat, odds are good you'll find photos of what you seek at some point in my drunkness.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-04, 9:05 PM #8
I hope you get Chlamydia.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-04-04, 9:11 PM #9
Oh, I've seen them but the standard here has been set very low and you're not underachieving enough.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-04-04, 9:20 PM #10
I totally agree with Wookie. <_<

If I were still single I'd do it, and I'd do it gladly.
2011-04-04, 9:30 PM #11
Originally posted by Antony:

... even though she has a boyfriend, now that I am out of boot camp, she fully intends to:

"get me alone and "**** my brains out."

-Redhead


That's not suspicious at all.
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2011-04-04, 9:36 PM #12
Originally posted by Fett 316:
That's not suspicious at all.


Yeah, she's going to **** his brains out so it's only a death threat.

Do it anyway. And by it I mean her. I saw pics once and she was hot and had, as you mention, a pair of notably large ****, so yeah.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-04-04, 9:42 PM #13
yes, do it. nothing good will come of this. please god do not date her. but, yes. do it. it looks to be one of those rare moments in life that every guy secretly dreams of but always says "i wouldnt do that" so do it.

...also you may not want to take my advise, i have been on a rather self destructive spree for the past 3 months.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-04-04, 9:49 PM #14
If you don't do this you obviously learned nothing in boot camp.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-04, 9:54 PM #15
One of the Resident Females (in a committed long-term relationship) Speaks:

Get yerself a piece of that action before it's gone!
(But yeah, seriously, don't date her. At all. And assume that at some point you will get sucker-punched by her current fellow once he finds out.)
If she's willing to cheat, there is no validity to their relationship, and he just doesn't know it's over yet, end of story.

Life is too short not to bone at least one stone cold fox when the opportunity arises.
*bangs girl-gavel*
2011-04-04, 9:56 PM #16
Oh, of course the right choice is to do it now, but not commit.

I think Spook said it best, to be honest. Everything I learned in boot camp points to yes.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-04, 9:57 PM #17
Estelore kind of said what I was going to say before post was eaten alive. She's clearly very willing to cheat at the drop of a penis. However, do not start a relationship with her for she will cheat on you the next "beau" comes about.

I have five words for you: "hit it and quit it".
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2011-04-04, 9:59 PM #18
Slutttttttt. Why is it so hard for a girl to stay committed? They say it's a guy thing but lately all I hear is girls cheating on their boyfriends. Wtf?
2011-04-04, 10:01 PM #19
The really bizarre part is, when I was going to start a relationship with her, she preached all this crap about how she's sooooooo loyal and never cheats. Either I'm that special (yeah right) or she's a liar and a whore (absolutely). Either way, she's still pretty hot.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-04, 10:14 PM #20
I remember her from your last thread. She is smokin'. Tap that.
2011-04-04, 10:49 PM #21
Just make sure the boyfriend doesn't find out, and isn't the psycho type. A guy at work slept with some girl and was woken at 5am with a few hammer blows to his head and face. He's in hospital now. Was supposed to be having surgery to put a plate in his skull today.
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2011-04-04, 11:06 PM #22
I think if worse comes to worse I can handle the boyfriend (meaning call the police).

Just because I went through Marine Corps boot camp doesn't mean I think I'm a ****ing terminator.

Though, I could probably beat his ass.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-04, 11:13 PM #23
Obviously the bf is doing some thing wrong. His own damn fault if she wants to **** you. Go get some.
2011-04-05, 1:39 AM #24
Hit it. Like many here had so cleverly pointed out, her relationship with her boyfriend is her concern, not yours. :)
幻術
2011-04-05, 3:19 AM #25
I would suggest ****ing her as often as possible for as long as possible without any sort of commitment other than "****-buddy". Call it quits the moment she tries to take it further (she's obviously not a keeper for anything other than ****ing). The boyfriend isn't your problem. If he's naive enough to not spot a slut when he sees one then that's merely a lesson that he needs to learn on his own (& will eventually with this chick).
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2011-04-05, 4:39 AM #26
Do you have feelings for her?
If you do, then bad news, she's never gonna change, and any and all contact with her is just going to make things worse for you in the long run.
Don't go kidding yourself either, if you have even mild feelings for her and thinking "oh I can handle this" STOP, it doesn't work, it makes things worse, GTFOutta there.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-04-05, 5:28 AM #27
Is this the original BTRH or a new one?
nope.
2011-04-05, 6:17 AM #28
I've got 20 bucks that the text is actually from her boyfriend.

Edit: And he's not just trying to lure you in for a beating....

Personally though, I'd pass. Giant breasts are a turnoff for me.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-04-05, 6:45 AM #29
All the good reasons have already been given, but yeah, do it.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-04-05, 6:55 AM #30
Go for it, I'm with ya 100%. But if you actually like this girl and want to be in a relationship with her, then I dunno.. you're likely to end your relationship the same way it started.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-05, 8:19 AM #31
I could never do it with a girl if I knew she was cheating. I guess I'm just too selfless. Perhaps it's because I know how devastating it can be when someone cheats on you.

But generally, people go with their own selfish needs and don't care about others, so I'm not surprised about the poll results. Of course it is also much more macho and 'cool' to say 'do her'.
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2011-04-05, 8:30 AM #32
This thread is worthless w/out pics.
2011-04-05, 8:40 AM #33
Originally posted by Brian:
This thread is worthless w/out pics.


Seriously. Sarn at least posted their Facebook account. I think a similar degree of tactless oversharing is in order.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-04-05, 8:54 AM #34
Wrap it.
2011-04-05, 9:33 AM #35
What he said.
2011-04-05, 9:36 AM #36
^this! A thousand times this!!!! Please do not get her pregnant!!!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-04-05, 9:49 AM #37
more like ULTIMATE SLUT
2011-04-05, 10:01 AM #38
Originally posted by Brian:
This thread is worthless w/out pics.


I seem to remember seeing pictures of said redhead in the last thread
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-05, 10:16 AM #39
Originally posted by zanardi:
I seem to remember seeing pictures of said redhead in the last thread


As do I, you just simply don't forget a pair of Ts like that
2011-04-05, 10:41 AM #40
In a similar situation myself actually, though I suspect she's looking for an upgrade rather than a quick fling. She's a redhead too... and I dated a smoking hot redhead at christmas time who had to go back to her boyfriend at university a week later :P She broke up with him the week after that.

Seriously, is it a redhead thing? Seems to be the common factor here!
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