This is the best thing I've read all week. Is there a fieldguide to boobspotting or something that I need to study?

These are good tips, thanks Estelore now I know what to look for.

It should be noted: in some instances, those are used to make them look bigger, but in others, those strategies are just used to draw attention to them.

Boobs, and to the left.

I like to put my hands in my pockets and pull back to emphasize my woody, for pictures and when interacting with people at any time.

Awesome.

Krok: You should see a doctor if you have a woody lasting more than 4 hours.

Oh yeah?? Well YOU should see a doctor if you have boobs lasting more than 4 hours!

Thank you. I agree.

Ni, no worries. I know you were joking; I tend to treat online jokes moderately-literally, since it fosters less confusion over several posts than answering them with sarcasm.

Awww, thanks, Ford! ^_^


Not exactly a field guide... just pick up any "Cosmopolitan" or "Redbook" magazine you find lying around (which are the female equivalent of the "Bro Code"), or study the postures in Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions. You'll eventually notice trends that accentuate apparent tit volume and mass, leg length, neck and shoulder slenderness, butt-smallness (or largeness, as the case may be...), and so on.
The important thing to remember: make sure your study materials are chicks wearing at least some clothing. The physics of nude and bra-encased **** are completely different, so if you refer to Penthouse or Playboy, you won't get the same trends as Sports Illustrated and magazines demographically directed toward women.
They're the female

Hahah...

I'm gonna have to hit the books it looks like! Would you believe I've usually paid more attention to the articles than the pictures? :/
I could probably take some considerations, I've got all the poise of a colt most days.

Trust me no strategy is need to draw attention to boobs, we notice them before you even notice us

Hey you got to get your 10 minutes in a day.

On the topic of breasts: the redhead's breasts look like fat-**** to me. Not perky at all, looks like an overfilled water balloon. Not a fan of fat ****, no sirree. But my bro Antony needs to get his dick wet that doesn't involve a Marine, so OOORAH right Antony?

On the topic of Estelore: Edit: I have to snip this because you have done me no wrong. However, the essence of it was that most guys can see through all the trickery. We check out girls constantly so it's only natural.

There's also that hands-on-the-lower-back-while-stretching-her-neck/back pose. Or hands folded behind the head.

It's not that girls don't think you've ever noticed them, it's more of a diversionary tactic. More of a "Your attention has strayed from the boobs and you're thinking too much. We can't have that."

Granted those girls usually need a grace and subtlety (and super slick sneakiness) that I lack, but I have a friend who's great at it. I both admire and fear her power.

And, you know, sometimes stretching is just stretching. Not usually, but sometimes

Boobs

Haha.. This thread has exploded. I don't know really what to say other than that I can promise her boobs are pretty damned nice. I think that MacFarlane, Mb, and Zully are the only ones around who've seen them. I think Jim7 has seen them too. Otherwise, if you don't trust that they are nice, then whatever. Ragna, you still suck.

Other than that, yes, sluts, bla bla bla, sex, relationships, and things that some of you have not experienced adequately enough to understand why this situation doesn't make me a horrible person.

Haha hey, I never said you were a horrible person, I just said you weren't morally in the clear on this either. I'd be shocked if you thought you were. Does that mean you shouldn't do it? That one's for you to decide, but I'm certainly not going to judge you for accepting an offer like that.

[edit: I didn't want to say this until I got a second opinion, but now that I have it, it's confirmed. She has crazy eyes. Be careful with this one. Go for it, but tread carefully.]

I'll have to add that to the list of factors on Antony's relationship chart.

Nah, you just ARE a horrible person.

(I love you really)

Ragna really is quite a charmer, isn't he?

If you still have boobs after 4 hours, call more girls! ZING!!!

Wait, that doesn't make sense....

Interesting.

Yes, go forth! Feel no shame. But do post any future legal documentation may be related from this affair. I very much want to see the results of your redhead adventures.

Oh, I definitely am a horrible person, just not because of this.

stretching is never JUST stretching when there are boobs involved.

So did you do it or what?

Not yet, man. It's a covert operation of sorts. It's gonna be tough to arrange a time to get this done since she lives with her boyfriend, and my place is a no-go because I am living with my parents again.

Was that your pickup line? "My name is Antony. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

I think it's more along the lines of "I just left the marines, check out my muscles!"

Deadman has the idea.

You'ld be surprised how often that works.

lol...

Nah... When it comes to being a man-whore, the females typically focus on whatever reputation they've heard than the actual social status. Not to say that is always true across the board, but for the most part they just want to see if whatever is true.

I'm not sure if Antony is a man-whore or not, but it would totally explain a lot.

Its all about spin. Rather than, "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents," say, " I'm self employed, and I take care of my parents!"

I don't live with my mother! She lives with me!

classic.

You have to take it a bit further than that these days. Like if your mother pays your rent or other bills for you, then, "Did you know my mothers an accountant?"

If having sex is your main aim in life (and well done, that's essentially the same as single cell organisms), then sure, bone the big titted *****.

However i am dissapointed with the "to hell with the bf" comments.

Fact: [most] Young Women are *****es. they appear genuine and friendly face to face, but when their backs are turned, the knives come out. I pity them. Men have a chance to rise above this.

How about showing some "solidarity, brother" by not getting a tit wank, informing the bf that she's a whore, and finding another girl to be with, preferably one who's red pubes wont pass on lice.

ps. this comment is invalid if the bf in question is a abusive moron

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Ruthy gives relationship advice.

In other news, hell just froze over.