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A dilemma of giant breasts or being a total pansy.
2011-04-05, 4:53 PM #81
Originally posted by Baconfish:
To be fair, Free is an expert being being a horrible human being.


I happen to agree with him in this particular case.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2011-04-05, 6:29 PM #82
In case we all forgetted..

[http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs330.ash1/28648_128047327222326_100000511796511_277519_875197_n.jpg]
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-05, 6:43 PM #83
I'd hit those
2011-04-05, 7:59 PM #84
:|
2011-04-05, 8:12 PM #85
*yawwwwn*

Mine are nicer, and I'm loyal, to boot. v_v
2011-04-05, 8:16 PM #86
Originally posted by Estelore:
*yawwwwn*

Mine are nicer, and I'm loyal, to boot. v_v


Yeah but that only helps one person, so...

So? Your point is weak.

:colbert:
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-05, 8:52 PM #87
What is wrong with her sternocleidomastoid muscle?

Wikipedia
2011-04-05, 8:55 PM #88
[http://www.makeupgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/ct_l.jpg]
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2011-04-05, 9:14 PM #89
Originally posted by need help:
What is wrong with her sternocleidomastoid muscle?

Wikipedia


lol what is that?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-06, 12:02 AM #90
Originally posted by need help:
What is wrong with her sternocleidomastoid muscle?

Wikipedia


Most likely cramping up from too much ...
2011-04-06, 5:49 AM #91
Originally posted by Estelore:
*yawwwwn*

Mine are nicer, and I'm loyal, to boot. v_v


Likewise. :o

Also I'm unattracted to basically everything about her. Ehh.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-04-06, 7:03 AM #92
Originally posted by Estelore:
*yawwwwn*

Mine are nicer


Well that's a baseless claim. Clearly we'll need some proof.
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2011-04-06, 8:00 AM #93
Made it a full 12 hours without someone posting that tyyyypical comment, awesome!
2011-04-06, 8:04 AM #94
Yeah, sorry for the delay. I was at work.
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2011-04-06, 8:33 AM #95
Ugh... I like redheads but she's definitely not my type.
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2011-04-06, 8:42 AM #96
She's nothing to write home about. I'd say put it in the ass, bruise the back of her throat, jizz in her hair, and throw her out into the gutter.
2011-04-06, 9:22 AM #97
Originally posted by ragna:
She's nothing to write home about. I'd say put it in the ass, bruise the back of her throat, jizz in her hair, and throw her out into the gutter.


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"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-06, 9:28 AM #98
Originally posted by ragna:
She's nothing to write home about. I'd say put it in the ass, bruise the back of her throat, jizz in her hair, and throw her out into the gutter.

It's really saying something when I say you are disgusting.
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2011-04-06, 10:26 AM #99
$5 says ragna is

a. a virgin
b. a date rapist
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-04-06, 10:54 AM #100
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
$5 says ragna is

a. a virgin
b. a date rapist


I'd concur.
2011-04-06, 11:16 AM #101
For the love of god, wrap it before you tap it.

She seems obnoxious, to be honest, but since you're just want to hit it and quit it, that's not really an issue.

I wouldn't want to be party to a situation like that - sure, their relationship will eventually crash and burn, but I wouldn't want to have such a major hand in it (har). Especially since the attention of the breakup will inevitably fall on you for being an evil seducer, rather than her for being the backstabbing slut she is (for the record, she's not a slut for wanting sex, just for blatantly propositioning someone else while she's in a relationship). But she's the one cheating, and she's the one doing the propositioning, so while you're not exactly morally in the clear, you're not the villain of the piece for taking what she's offering. You'll just be made out to be when the relationship dies. So do what you want.

For the record though, her boobs really aren't giant.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-04-06, 11:18 AM #102
Originally posted by sugarless:
For the record though, her boobs really aren't giant.


You're missing the part where she is 7 feet tall.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-06, 11:41 AM #103
It's also not an amazing angle for anyone.
nope.
2011-04-06, 11:41 AM #104
It's also not an amazing angle for anyone.
nope.
2011-04-06, 12:02 PM #105
Well you'll note that she's angled herself in a particularly awkward way so that her boobs are the closest thing(s) to the camera to make them look bigger.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-04-06, 12:17 PM #106
i always do that when taking photos. i like to really accentuate my breasts,
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2011-04-06, 12:19 PM #107
Since we've ruled bad angle, I'd say we need additional photos to accurately judge. :colbert:
2011-04-06, 12:22 PM #108
:/
2011-04-06, 12:44 PM #109
Quote:
Well that's a baseless claim. Clearly we'll need some proof.


Ni, there are pics of me with Free somewhere on the forum. Fully and relatively-modestly clad, yes... but also full-torso while standing up straight, eliminating angular distortions, foreshortening of the image, and anything else to skew my proportions.
Go hunt. :)
2011-04-06, 12:48 PM #110
Haha but you see what I'm saying, right Estelore? How some girls angle themselves particularly to emphasize or de-emphasize something. Her theory being "it doesn't matter that my head is at a weird angle. That's not what's important in this picture"
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-04-06, 12:54 PM #111
Oh, absolutely. XD

She's also doing the between-biceps tit-squeeze to enhance the appearance of her cleavage and 'perkiness'.

Fellows, if you see pics of a well-endowed girl, and her arms are crossed, or she's leaning forward at all... don't trust it. That's the oldest trick in the book.
The other is crossing your legs at the knee while sitting to make your ass look smaller when viewed from the front.

We femmes tend to be very aware of how we physically project ourselves for the viewing of any lads in eyeshot, and we take advantage of every sneak that can be had.
2011-04-06, 12:57 PM #112
Are you suggesting that she might be trying to emphasize her body? How could you be so crass! She is obviously such a high class, nice young woman!

*snort and laugh*
2011-04-06, 1:00 PM #113
I didn't even notice the bicep tit-squeeze. What a rookie thing to miss. I think I was too focused on the angle.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-04-06, 1:09 PM #114
Originally posted by Fett 316:
[http://www.makeupgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/ct_l.jpg]


I ran into him at an Airport once and it was terrifying.
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2011-04-06, 1:09 PM #115
I don't see said bicep tit squeeze, one arm is up and out holding the camera, the other appears to be sitting by her side.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-06, 1:10 PM #116
*nod*

See how close her left arm is pressed against the side of her body, and how she holds the right almost as closely, only reaching far enough to get herself in the camera shot?
Classic Type 3 bicep tit-squeeze.

Normally when holding the camera, the arm is fully extended, trying to get distance between the camera and yourself as a way to get yourself (and anybody with you) fully into the shot.



[Type 1 = crossed arms, Type 2 = lean forward on a table and press inward at the biceps, Type 3 = maintaining squeeze while reaching for something with at least one arm, Type 4 = hands on her own shoulders as though rubbing the back of her neck, pressing inward with the elbows]
2011-04-06, 1:18 PM #117
I like her free. Shea a keeper.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2011-04-06, 1:39 PM #118
I agree with both Estelore and Ford.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-04-06, 2:00 PM #119
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
$5 says ragna is

a. a virgin
b. a d̶a̶t̶e̶ rapist


>_>
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-04-06, 2:12 PM #120
Originally posted by Estelore:
Ni, there are pics of me with Free somewhere on the forum. Fully and relatively-modestly clad, yes... but also full-torso while standing up straight, eliminating angular distortions, foreshortening of the image, and anything else to skew my proportions.
Go hunt. :)


To be honest, it was only a joke ;) I'm sure you and your boobs are lovely.
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