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2011-04-25, 2:19 PM #1
I did it. I had a threesome last night with two tight young nymphos. It was awesome. Hoping for round 2 tonight.

Cheers to a great start of summer.
2011-04-25, 2:34 PM #2
congrats
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-25, 2:39 PM #3
*thumbs up* Roger Spruce likes this.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-25, 2:51 PM #4
I'm very very very very jealous
2011-04-25, 3:23 PM #5
A few days ago I had to break off a girl I was in a semi-casual, semi-serious relationship because she was getting too close, and I just can't see myself feeling the same way about her. She's really cool to be around, but not the person for me. And the sex was ****ing phenomenal.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-04-25, 3:28 PM #6
Question: Does it count as swinging if you are not in a relationship with the female with whom you are attending swinging parties with?
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-25, 3:33 PM #7
I think that's just called "winning."
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-04-25, 3:45 PM #8
We need some verification. Facebook accounts are standard as evidence for the existence of a naked body or bodies in these claims.
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2011-04-25, 5:19 PM #9
At no point does he ever mention these being females.
nope.
2011-04-25, 5:36 PM #10
Baconfish just gave "tight young nymphos" an entirely new meaning & I may end up having nightmares because of it.
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2011-04-25, 5:45 PM #11
:P

I never thought about the actual meaning of nympho there.
nope.
2011-04-25, 6:00 PM #12
This is pretty good.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-25, 6:31 PM #13
threesoms are either :awesome: or :huh: depending on who is involved.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-04-25, 6:54 PM #14
Why are you proud of this?
2011-04-25, 7:06 PM #15
Originally posted by ragna:
I did it. I had a threesome last night with two tight young nymphos. It was awesome. Hoping for round 2 tonight.

Cheers to a great start of summer.


Pics or it didn't happen.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-04-25, 7:09 PM #16
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Pics or it didn't happen.


This.
woot!
2011-04-25, 7:40 PM #17
I'm confused by Baconfish and Mentat because a nympho, by definition, is female. That Baconfish missed that doesn't give "nympho" new meaning, it just means he's dumb.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-25, 7:51 PM #18
Originally posted by Emon:
A few days ago I had to break off a girl I was in a semi-casual, semi-serious relationship because she was getting too close, and I just can't see myself feeling the same way about her. She's really cool to be around, but not the person for me. And the sex was ****ing phenomenal.


If the sex was phenomenal, I would've tried to create an understanding between myself and her. "Let's stay friends with benefits" type of thing. Then a threesome is just one more girl away. That's how I did it, anyway...

Originally posted by Baconfish:
At no point does he ever mention these being females.


Haaaaaaaaaa...

Originally posted by JM:
Why are you proud of this?


Have you uh... had sex before? Suffice it to say you feel like a god among men when two girls are all over you pleasuring every inch of your body.

Originally posted by Wookie06:
Pics or it didn't happen.


I have a 14 minute video on my cell phone, but it's too dark to see anything - only sounds. Won't post it though.

Everyone else, thanks for the congratulations. I wish you all the best in your own quests for threesomes.
2011-04-25, 7:52 PM #19
Beat you buy a few years, buddy but good job!
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-25, 7:54 PM #20
Originally posted by ragna:
If the sex was phenomenal, I would've tried to create an understanding between myself and her. "Let's stay friends with benefits" type of thing.

Not possible for anyone who isn't a horrible human being.

Originally posted by ragna:
Then a threesome is just one more girl away. That's how I did it, anyway...

I was this || close
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-04-25, 7:55 PM #21
Originally posted by Emon:
Not possible for anyone who isn't a horrible human being.


**** you.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-25, 10:39 PM #22
Originally posted by Baconfish:
At no point does he ever mention these being females.

Also, I missed this before. Yeah actually he did point out that they were females. He said "nympho" which by definition has to be female.
>>untie shoes
2011-04-25, 10:46 PM #23
i call bull****
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-04-25, 10:49 PM #24
Fake thread.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-04-26, 12:17 AM #25
"I had a threesome last night! ... can't wait to get up in the morning and tell people on that Jedi Knight editing community forum - YEAH!"

Fake!
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2011-04-26, 12:56 AM #26
People who have sex and post on the internet rarely overlap, but sometimes they do.
No reason you can't do both.
2011-04-26, 5:01 AM #27
Why shouldn't he share on the internet? he's proud of his "accomplishment" and it's not like he can go around shouting it in the streets.

Some of yall seem to miss the point of the internet. The internet is where you can satisfy your human need to share your achievements and accomplishments on a wide scale, without fear or reprisal.

And what's more likely, that he had a threesome and randomly decided to post about it, or that he randomly woke up one morning and thought to himself "hey I am craving some internet attention. I will make up a story about having a threesome and bask in the superficial, internet glory!"
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2011-04-26, 5:28 AM #28
Hey guys, I had sex playing WoW lololololololololroflfdfcmoamsllolol
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-26, 5:33 AM #29
exactly. Cause I wanted to share, and I don't give a crap what any of you guys think of me (with the exception of a one or two people).
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2011-04-26, 6:44 AM #30
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I'm confused by Baconfish and Mentat because a nympho, by definition, is female. That Baconfish missed that doesn't give "nympho" new meaning, it just means he's dumb.

Imagine for a moment that you're like most of the people in the world & aren't always concerned about the strict definition of words & that a nympho can be both a guy & a girl (in urban-speak this is typically the case). That would open up the possibility that "tight young nymphos" translates to "2 adolescents with tight ass-holes". You have to use a little imagination & be capable of having a little fun to do this though.
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2011-04-26, 6:52 AM #31
No, you need to lack a proper understanding of words.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nympho

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=male%20nymphomaniac

Quote:
1. nymphomaniac 15 up, 61 down

Specifically a female addicted to sex.

Cf. Satyriasis: Excessive or abnormal sexual craving in the male. (Source: Merriam-webster's online dictionary, http://www.m-w.com)
A woman who has nymphomania is considered to be a nymphomaniac, and therefore has abnormally high sexual urges.


Funny how Urban Dictionary disagrees with you on the urban usage of words.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-26, 7:28 AM #32
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I'm confused by Baconfish and Mentat because a nympho, by definition, is female. That Baconfish missed that doesn't give "nympho" new meaning, it just means he's dumb.


Originally posted by Antony:
Also, I missed this before. Yeah actually he did point out that they were females. He said "nympho" which by definition has to be female.


Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
No, you need to lack a proper understanding of words.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nympho

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=male%20nymphomaniac






Funny how Urban Dictionary disagrees with you on the urban usage of words.


Originally posted by Baconfish:
:P

I never thought about the actual meaning of nympho there.

.
nope.
2011-04-26, 7:32 AM #33
I was more ripping on Mentat for not understanding words.
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2011-04-26, 7:39 AM #34
Male nymphomaniacs are just known as "guys." :colbert:

(also - this is my first time ever using that emote)
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
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2011-04-26, 7:39 AM #35
Menstruate always pops in my head when I see "Mentat"
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-26, 7:51 AM #36
But he's suppose to be like a computer. That's why we have him, for his sharp analytical reasonings, right?
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2011-04-26, 7:58 AM #37
ps: the word "the" now means "and". starting now.
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2011-04-26, 7:58 AM #38
dats how dey use it on da streets
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-04-26, 7:59 AM #39
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
But he's suppose to be like a computer. That's why we have him, for his sharp analytical reasonings, right?


I thought that was Jon'C?

Haha, also at first glance I thought you said "sharp analytical seasonings" delicious!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-04-26, 8:24 AM #40
And a thread about threesomes becomes an argument about proper English.

But yeah, I would totally post a thread if I had a threesome. No one can be blamed for being proud of themselves after that.
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