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Anthony Weiner's wiener's hillarious.
2011-06-05, 7:01 PM #81
Originally posted by Spook:
I would be willing to bet that commando is the rule rather than exception in the world.


For men? I am doubting this so very hard.
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2011-06-05, 7:23 PM #82
Well, if we're talking all people in the entire world, I'd say yeah, most likely.

-And if we include all of human history, well then, underwear is almost unheard of.
2011-06-05, 8:12 PM #83
At the very least, zippers make commando potentially very uncomfortable.
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2011-06-05, 10:00 PM #84
look. in the even that the earth is invaded by aliens we are probably going to need to be able to run to save ourselves. boxer briefs are far superior to either going commando or even boxers. this is especially important for said running. last thing the human race needs in its moment of dire need is for you to accidentally bounce your bits off your thigh a little too hard temporarily crippling yourself all because you wanted to feel like an enlightened European no undie wearin jerk!

thanks guys! way to not defend the planet!!!
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2011-06-06, 1:56 AM #85
Originally posted by Spook:
I would be willing to bet that commando is the rule rather than exception in the world.

and like Wolfy says I am grown up enough to wipe my ass.


Yeah, uh. Unless you're washing your pants everyday, say hello to your cum-urine-stained, ball-sweat-soaked, skid-marked pants.

Originally posted by Jarl:
Unless you're putting your hands down my pants, Ragna, I don't see how it matters to you.

-And really, at that point, underwear of any kind would really just be a delay in the proceedings, I say.


It's just being courteous to people around you. But as they say, to each their own... blargh.
2011-06-06, 6:24 AM #86
Darth, I'm just going to throw it out there that the people who will be doing the defending will be going commando.

It is called commando for a reason.

And ragna, I very safely wear light colored pants more than once with absolutely no problem.

See, I am a grown up, and I can shake my dick off. Even so, I drink lots of water and have a diet of real food so I'm not particularly messy.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-06-06, 6:56 AM #87
Originally posted by ragna:
Yeah, uh. Unless you're washing your pants everyday, say hello to your cum-urine-stained, ball-sweat-soaked, skid-marked pants.


You regularly jizz, piss and poop your pants?
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-06-06, 8:07 AM #88
what? thats not normal?? :ninja:
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2011-06-06, 1:39 PM #89
Dude is getting grilled right now on national TV. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, almost too painful to watch.
2011-06-06, 2:29 PM #90
He didn't have much choice with all the additional information out there today.

http://cspan.org/Events/Rep-Weiner-Admits-Sending-Controversial-Picture/10737422070/
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-06, 2:47 PM #91
This guy is substantially dumber than I thought he was.
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2011-06-06, 3:07 PM #92
Haha. Good job, Weiner. I'm glad I defended you.
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2011-06-06, 3:12 PM #93
Originally posted by Spook:
I would be willing to bet that commando is the rule rather than exception in the world..


Two Words why I doubt this: Duck Butter
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2011-06-06, 3:34 PM #94
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
This guy is substantially dumber than I thought he was.


Originally posted by Antony:
Haha. Good job, Weiner. I'm glad I defended you.


The only thing I would say as to your error would be that I understand why you would want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt, but you seemed too eager to give the less likely explanation undue weight.

It should also be noted that a new picture suggests Weiner also enjoys going commando.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-06, 8:50 PM #95
Originally posted by Antony:
Haha. Good job, Weiner. I'm glad I defended you.


i dont think it had anything to do with democrat or republican or whatever... really i think your only err was in defending a politician.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-06, 8:56 PM #96
Originally posted by Wookie06:
The only thing I would say as to your error would be that I understand why you would want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt, but you seemed too eager to give the less likely explanation undue weight.

It should also be noted that a new picture suggests Weiner also enjoys going commando.

The biggest reason I wanted it to be bull**** was because I really wanted to see everyone in the media have to admit how full of **** they were. I guess I'll have to wait on them to blow something else out of proportion.
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2011-06-06, 9:00 PM #97
well, i think we can still call them on blowing it out of proportion... the story that is.
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2011-06-06, 9:02 PM #98
Yeah I know... They're still jackasses for making this big of a deal about it, but I just wanted them all to be completely wrong for once. It would have been great.
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2011-06-06, 9:05 PM #99
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
well, i think we can still call them on blowing it out of proportion... the story that is.


Oh, I guess you aren't read up on the story yet.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-06, 9:11 PM #100
you mean that he is an ass and did send the photos and then lied repeatedly?

no, no. i got that. just think that politicians lying is nothing new.
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2011-06-06, 9:22 PM #101
I love when politicians do this, though. They do something that the majority of Americans see as a horrible thing to do... then when they get caught doing it, they refuse to admit it until they have no other choice. Then people ask "Why did you lie?"

Why wouldn't you? Think of all of the things that politicians lie about that no one ever calls them on. The only thing we worry about is what they're doing in their personal lives. If someone lied about a blowjob or some cock shots, then it's a big deal. If someone lied about weapons of mass destruction... oh well! No big deal! People make mistakes, right?
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2011-06-06, 9:52 PM #102
A politician siphons hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to build a new vacation house: Two days of news coverage.

A politicians tweets pictures of his dick-filled underwear: Two weeks of news coverage.
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2011-06-06, 10:40 PM #103
Sex sells.

-If the first politician was having coke-fueled orgies with underaged hookers, you bet your ass that would get more coverage than the second.
2011-06-07, 1:43 AM #104
Why so apologetic?

I'd have said "Yeah *****es, I sent out the tube steak. You want more? Follow me on twitter! I'm gonna passing be out the wiener!"

But that's me.
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2011-06-07, 7:00 AM #105
The only thing that bugs me about the whole thing is that it legitimizes Breitbart. I hate that smarmy ****.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-06-07, 7:25 AM #106
Yeah that is a pretty unfortunate side effect of all of this.
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2011-06-07, 2:12 PM #107
Made even more awesome by the fact that the media forced Weiner to apologize to him. Now if someone can force the media to apologize to Breitbart this will be perfect.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-07, 2:32 PM #108
Although I did hear the press conference yesterday while I was at work I did miss something and I thought it would be interesting to compare something he said with something I posted.

Originally posted by Wookie06:
Interesting article and also interesting how easy it is to draw different conclusions. After reading it I think the simplest explanation is that he did "tweet" his wiener. I assume he was probably intoxicated, meant to send it privately, realized later he did not and deleted it. The flurry of juvenile "tweets" at the time seem consistent with intoxication. Maybe he is routinely immature in his twitter posts, I wouldn't know as I don't follow him.


Originally posted by Weiner:
Last Friday night, I tweeted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle.

Once I realized I had posted it to Twitter, I panicked, I took it down, and said that I had been hacked. I then continued with that story to stick to that story, which was a hugely regrettable mistake.


Now I do take issue with him calling it part of a joke. Sure, Weiner, all the sexting and tweeting that have you crying and apologizing to everybody and we're to believe that this one time when you accidentally posted for the world to see it was a joke? Whatever. I just find it interesting how wildly accurate my theory was and how far fetched others were and all based on the same article. I guess some really do only see what they want to see.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-07, 3:38 PM #109
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Made even more awesome by the fact that the media forced Weiner to apologize to him. Now if someone can force the media to apologize to Breitbart this will be perfect.


epic troll
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2011-06-07, 4:35 PM #110
What?
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-07, 9:06 PM #111
Are you kidding with the Glenn Beck crap in your sig now? Are you seriously trying as hard as possible to ensure that no one takes you seriously at all?
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2011-06-08, 2:12 AM #112
Originally posted by Wookie06:
What?


I don't understand the question. Are you now trolling even harder by pretending illiteracy?
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2011-06-08, 8:18 AM #113
you know. both parties are so often jumping headlong into moral quagmires that i dont really care anymore. politicians lie, that's apparently a fact of life. so im done caring about the moral relevancy of what or who politicians do. from this point on i really only care about politics from a fiscal point of view. im tired of having to cut four digit checks to the government every april the 15th, or having to withhold extra, and sizable amounts of money from each check in hopes that maybe ill break even next year.

from here on out politicians can philander their brains out for all i care. but cost me one damn cent while you are doing it, then **** you boy-o!!!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-08, 9:52 AM #114
Yes, a world without taxes. I'll make you a deal Darth_Alran... you don't pay taxes anymore. In exchange for this, you aren't allowed to drive on roads, walk on sidewalks, or in any way use anything that is provided with tax revenue.
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2011-06-08, 10:17 AM #115
Facepalm. I guess i misrepresented my point. I didnt say I don't want to pay taxes. I am fine with taxes. Obviously if the government is going to build infrastructure it needs to be paid for.

It's that with the amount of taxes I do pay, It really grinds my gears when politicians go out of their way to spend extra tax dollars on **** because they think they are special. Republican or democrat, or hell even third party.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-08, 10:24 AM #116
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I don't understand the question. Are you now trolling even harder by pretending illiteracy?


Well, I wasn't sure what you were regarding as "epic troll". Now that I know what it was I can say that I actually don't understand why you feel that way. Breitbart didn't have anything to do with Weiner's drunk "tweeting" but Weiner had no problem setting him up as being involved in hacking his account or at least profiting from it (to be honest I don't remember exactly what Weiner falsely alleged that he was forced to apologize for). And the media had no problem running with it. I'm glad that a part of Weiner's humiliation involved apologizing to a true journalist. If anything, the following post was far more "epic troll" than my response:

Originally posted by llibja:
The only thing that bugs me about the whole thing is that it legitimizes Breitbart. I hate that smarmy ****.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-08, 10:49 AM #117
Originally posted by Wookie06:
a true journalist


even more epic troll
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2011-06-08, 2:15 PM #118
Ah, a journalist's quickest route to the ire of the left. Report inconvenient truths.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-08, 2:25 PM #119
It doesn't work if you say things that obviously couldn't be seriously believed by anyone.
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2011-06-08, 2:42 PM #120
It's remarkable how virtually all of the great journalists in America's history are liberals.
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