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Anthony Weiner's wiener's hillarious.
2011-06-08, 4:06 PM #121
Well, they have basically lost the ability to appoint their own as "great". People just don't take them serious anymore. This has created a huge opening for people like Breitbart that are committed to exposing those inconvenient truths.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-08, 4:25 PM #122
No, seriously, he's not a journalist.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-08, 4:41 PM #123
Well, in the abstract sense you could be right. I guess that's up to interpretation. I'm holding to a more literal definition of the word.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-08, 4:46 PM #124
HEY WOOKIE why are the words "Glenn Beck TV" in the colors of AMERICA
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-06-08, 4:59 PM #125
Because I thought that was appropriate and makes it more noticeable.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-08, 5:13 PM #126
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Well, in the abstract sense you could be right. I guess that's up to interpretation. I'm holding to a more literal definition of the word.

Then he still isn't a journalist. :P
nope.
2011-06-08, 6:42 PM #127
tom brokaw is a punk!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-08, 9:15 PM #128
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Because I thought that was appropriate and makes it more noticeable.

I find it sad that you're now a glenn beck follower.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-09, 9:05 AM #129
Who would've thought that a picture of a dude's penis could stimulate a 4 page discussion... Oh, wait, I know who. Nevermind.
幻術
2011-06-09, 9:16 AM #130
Originally posted by Koobie:
Who would've thought that a picture of a dude's penis could stimulate


Someone who's gay!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-06-09, 9:23 AM #131
So for someone that usually doesn't pay attention to america's particular brand of "news", why the **** is this news?
nope.
2011-06-09, 9:26 AM #132
Problem with boxer briefs is that they tend to be too heavy and too tight and as a result too warm. I like Hanes' knit boxers. They're quite thin (the newest ones being even thinner) and breath really well. The material is woven in such a way to be slightly elastic, so they never catch or snag. The wasteband is also soft and made of the same material. So far the next best thing I've found to free balling.

Free balling's the best, hands down.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-06-09, 9:33 AM #133
I always referred to the act as "free-balling". This is honestly the first time I have heard it called "commando".
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2011-06-09, 9:34 AM #134
Wookie you spend too much time on the internet searching for dick pictures. Especially for someone that's supposedly heterosexual.

Who the hell cares anyways? Guys and girls send nude pics all the time to each other. Get the **** over it and worry about what the guy does with his political decisions, not his sexual ones. Those are his business and nobody else's.

And I'm fairly certain that I could pick my own dick out of a lineup of 10 people. I'm pretty familiar with my penis, we do after all see each other on a daily basis.
2011-06-09, 9:37 AM #135
Any Republican against gay marriage is almost certainly incredibly gay.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-06-09, 9:38 AM #136
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
I always referred to the act as "free-balling". This is honestly the first time I have heard it called "commando".

I always think of this line from Generation Kill.

Stafford: Yo reporter, what are you wearing man
Wright: Boxers. Why?
Stafford: It's going to be hot maggot. Me? I'm free-ballin all the way to Baghdad.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-06-09, 10:25 AM #137
Originally posted by Temperamental:
Wookie you spend too much time on the internet searching for dick pictures. Especially for someone that's supposedly heterosexual.


Um, it was a news story? One that I waited a few days after breaking to bring up.

Originally posted by Temperamental:
Who the hell cares anyways? Guys and girls send nude pics all the time to each other. Get the **** over it and worry about what the guy does with his political decisions, not his sexual ones. Those are his business and nobody else's.


Well, the reason that nobody cares is that because the "nobodies" that "don't care" are the guys and girls that are engaging in similar behavior. I take issue with this not being anybody's business except his. A sitting congressman publicly "tweeting" his junk exceeds the realm of his personal business.

Oh, and his political decisions are garbage too. Welcome to the discussion, by the way.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-09, 10:27 AM #138
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
I always referred to the act as "free-balling". This is honestly the first time I have heard it called "commando".


You are correct. Commando used to simply refer to women going without panties. The acceptance of this term for men too is probably a result of the feminization of male America.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-09, 10:58 AM #139
yeah I think referring to something I do as 'commando' is about the most feminine I can get
2011-06-09, 11:21 AM #140
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Um, it was a news story?


Lol, a dude should never respond to allegations of being gay with 'um' followed by a statement stated like a question.
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-06-09, 11:31 AM #141
Originally posted by saberopus:
yeah I think referring to something I do as 'commando' is about the most feminine I can get

<3
>>untie shoes
2011-06-09, 1:43 PM #142
Femininzation of male America. Hahahaha. You are a riot, Wookie. If idiocracy ever happens it'll start with your children.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-06-09, 2:35 PM #143
Way to go, buddy! You've joined a very select group of people that have lowered the bar to insulting my family. Gotta love how the anonymity of the internet empowers people to say things that would get them punched in the face in traditional environments.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-09, 2:45 PM #144
Hey, this is kind of funny. Check out the "see also" in this article. I didn't click it. I don't think it contained penis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_commando
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-09, 4:43 PM #145
Weiner sexting (or whatever the appropriate term is for when it's on Twitter) isn't an overbearing concern to me. What does concern me is that he lied about it - he's not even a "family values" whackjob, so it's not like it delegitimizes his platform. It's extremely disappointing that he lied, and I'd honestly like to see him (as well as, well, most of Congress) held accountable for it beyond an ashamed "I'm sorry" press release.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2011-06-09, 4:48 PM #146
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Way to go, buddy! You've joined a very select group of people that have lowered the bar to insulting my family. Gotta love how the anonymity of the internet empowers people to say things that would get them punched in the face in traditional environments.

What sort of "traditional environments" are there where punching someone in the face is the ultimate form of conflict resolution? I think the Sons of Anarchy is getting to your head.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-09, 5:16 PM #147
Originally posted by Antony:
What sort of "traditional environments" are there where punching someone in the face is the ultimate form of conflict resolution?


The ones that haven't yet been subjected to the ongoing feminization of male America. Obviously.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-09, 6:50 PM #148
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
The ones that haven't yet been subjected to the ongoing feminization of male America. Obviously.


Pretty much. Seriously. Insulting someone's children, spouse, or harassing their elderly parents is exactly the sort of thing that deserves a punch in the face. Where one should not only be expected but practically be required. Having said that, I have not had to be a violent person. I've never had to resort to violence to settle a dispute since I was a child. My presence is usually enough to dissuade people from acting badly.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-09, 6:52 PM #149
I wasn't insulting your children you idiot. The implication is that you're so dumb that you're going to spawn a generation that leads us to a defunct society.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-06-09, 6:58 PM #150
Erm... You may not have been intending to insult his children, but since he does currently have kids saying the downfal of a nation will start with them is in fact insulting them if you meant it to or not.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-09, 7:00 PM #151
Yeah but it's not the fault of his kids.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-09, 7:15 PM #152
I suppose that would be true.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-09, 8:12 PM #153
Well, considering one is currently working on her masters and we just just celebrated the (er, um, preschool) graduation of the other, it still seems to be in extremely poor taste. Don't take me in the wrong way. I don't care. Insult me, insult my family, parents, children (all of which has happened to me online)? It doesn't matter. My mom taught me as a young child that when some idiot insults her to me that they don't know her so there's no true basis for the insult. Take issue with me, fine. Insult third parties related to me and you're really just insulting yourself.

Darth_Alran's signature seems oddly appropriate:

"Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob"
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-09, 8:12 PM #154
He's not insulting his kids, he's insulting him through his kids!
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2011-06-09, 9:01 PM #155
so hes just insulting his kids by proxy?
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-09, 9:23 PM #156
Please, don't allow the trolls to make this about me.

I'm not a big fan of Sean Hannity but when I found out Mark Foley was going to be on I had to DVR it. There are obvious connections to the current story and this is the first interview Foley has given in years. I don't know if this link will lead to the full thing but it should be worth a view regardless.

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/hannity/index.html#/v/985871608001/mark-foley-breaks-his-silence-part-1/?playlist_id=86924
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-10, 12:28 AM #157
We're not making it about Sean Hannity. You're making it about Glenn Beck by putting that insanity in your sig.

And no Fox News link is worth a read. You still don't understand the definition of an unbiased source.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-10, 5:02 AM #158
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Way to go, buddy! You've joined a very select group of people that have lowered the bar to insulting my family. Gotta love how the anonymity of the internet empowers people to say things that would get them punched in the face in traditional environments.

Anonymity of the internet? Is that why I barely know Emon yet I know his name, what he looks like, and the town he lives in?

:v:
nope.
2011-06-10, 5:44 AM #159
Originally posted by Antony:
Yeah but it's not the fault of his kids.

There's a subtle difference in the insult. It can be applied just as validly to anyone without kids.

In reality it's more likely that Wookie's kids will rebel against him and turn out to be intelligent gay atheist democrats.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2011-06-10, 5:57 AM #160
And black.
nope.
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