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Anthony Weiner's wiener's hillarious.
2011-06-10, 6:09 AM #161
One of them will convert to Islam
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2011-06-10, 10:25 AM #162
Originally posted by Antony:
We're not making it about Sean Hannity. You're making it about Glenn Beck by putting that insanity in your sig.


I'm going to assume you were drunk when you posted this but I edited my post to make it more clear by making the first sentence its own paragraph.

Originally posted by Antony:
And no Fox News link is worth a read. You still don't understand the definition of an unbiased source.


And I still have to assume you were drunk. It should have been clear that the link was a video since I discussed DVRing the show. You might be unfamiliar with who Mark Foley is and why it is a timely interview considering Weiner's recent scandal. It is also interesting because it is the first interview he has given since resigning from congress as a result of his own scandal.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-10, 10:57 AM #163
Disagreeing with you and being drunk are not mutually exclusive. News flash, I don't drink as much as you think I do.

EDIT: Haha. I just re-read that exchange and my end of it does make very little sense other than the part about Fox News being an unbiased source. I totally misread what you had said, but still contend that my point is valid.

I still stand by the following thoughts:

Glenn Beck is insane
Sean Hannity sucks, and is a hypocrite
Fox News is biased
Your sig sucks
You are too violent
>>untie shoes
2011-06-10, 11:49 AM #164
Well, this thread SUCKS now. What the hell.

Can't we just go back to talking about dicks again? It was a lot more interesting than this.
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2011-06-10, 12:44 PM #165
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Can't we just go back to talking about dicks again? It was a lot more interesting than this.

penis, dick, dong, cock, gentleman's luggage, wiener, bait n' tackle, schlong, skin flute... [/color]
you pervert!!!
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2011-06-10, 2:28 PM #166
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Well, this thread SUCKS now. What the hell.

Can't we just go back to talking about dicks again? It was a lot more interesting than this.


I know a Twitter feed you can subscribe to.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-10, 7:20 PM #167
yeah wookie, go on twitter

you'll annoy a hell of a lot more people there than in this place
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2011-06-10, 7:25 PM #168
So apparently police are questioning a 17 year old girl that had Weiner contact. There were a couple things that stood up to me at the Weiner press conference. He couldn't say with certitude that he hadn't used government information systems for his perverted pastime nor had contact with underage girls. I fully expect to find out that both have occurred.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-10, 7:27 PM #169
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Well, the reason that nobody cares is that because the "nobodies" that "don't care" are the guys and girls that are engaging in similar behavior. I take issue with this not being anybody's business except his.


I take issue with the first part of that statement because it's ridiculous. I take issue with people who assume that his sex life and his political work have anything to do with each other. And, if you don't think they do, I take even more issue with you caring. My doctor is a damn good doctor. He could be into the kinkiest **** imaginable, but as long as he keeps being a damn good doctor, I really don't care, nor is it any of my concern. Same goes for my mechanic, the guy who fixed my air conditioning, my insurance agent, and my landlord. I think if that principle extended into politics, the political arena would be a slightly better place.

(sorry I vaguely skimmed the rest of this thread, so I'm not sure if this was addressed, I'm sure we've moved on, but I had to throw in my 2 cents on this)
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2011-06-10, 7:48 PM #170
Originally posted by sugarless:
(sorry I vaguely skimmed the rest of this thread, so I'm not sure if this was addressed, I'm sure we've moved on, but I had to throw in my 2 cents on this)


Yeah. This thread is more about underwear, my kids, and Glenn Beck now.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-10, 7:54 PM #171
Oh. I like underwear, I don't know your kids, and I hate Glenn Beck.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-06-11, 7:26 AM #172
This thread sucked before, it sucks now, and Wookie still sucks at being a member of this forum.

And your kids probably ****ing suck too.
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2011-06-11, 8:17 AM #173
Haha. I enjoy the fact that Alan somehow manages to be a bigger jerk than me.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-11, 9:27 AM #174
Weiner says the contact was not explicit nor indecent. I would have been surprised if this incident met that criteria. That's too easy. Actually, he will probably luck out and none of the people he contacted will turn out to be underage. It will be hilarious if one of them turns out to be a portly, balding, middle-aged male!

Anyway, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43361962/ns/politics-capitol_hill/ .
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 12:35 PM #175
Your signature made you go from a right wing nut, to a walking cliche. You are now the very definition of "Right Wing Nutjob", Good job.
2011-06-11, 12:43 PM #176
I can't wait to see whether he's enough of a dupe to actually subscribe.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-11, 12:53 PM #177
Yeah, I plan to. I want to do the annual subscription but I think the best deal is to do $5/month until September and then pay for the whole year.

I plan to change my signature to more closely match the logo of the site but I wanted to give it more exposure by using the full name for now. The Obamacide portion is not going anywhere anytime soon, though.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 12:58 PM #178
That is a pretty horrendous deal.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-11, 1:04 PM #179
Originally posted by Antony:
That is a pretty horrendous deal.


Paying to watch Glenn Beck? Yes.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-11, 1:06 PM #180
Looks like major Democrats are finally getting on board with pressuring this guy to resign. I can certainly understand his reluctance to resign. He's never had a job outside of politics.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43365868/ns/politics-capitol_hill/
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 1:12 PM #181
If/when he resigns he will have absolutely no problem whatsoever in acquiring a lucrative television deal.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-11, 1:16 PM #182
Normally I would believe that to be true but I do think we sometimes misunderestimate the effects that a scandal such as this can produce.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 1:29 PM #183
And you just said misunderestimate.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-11, 1:35 PM #184
Yeah, look it up.

misunderestimate
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 1:37 PM #185
Here, I'll even use it in a sentence for you.

You misunderestimate me if you think I say things like that on accident.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 1:50 PM #186
I believe the term to be a redundancy. Also, just because a word has been used to for over a century does not make anyone using it any more intelligent.

And that wouldn't be misunderestimating you anyway.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-11, 1:55 PM #187
I guess you just can't recognize a ****ing joke when you see one.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-11, 3:10 PM #188
I think you're misunderestimating my sense of humor.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-11, 3:51 PM #189
This thread makes me think that maybe I've misOVERestimated massassi.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-06-11, 6:08 PM #190
Originally posted by Antony:
I think you're misunderestimating my sense of humor.


Oh snap! Antony just caught that bullet and fired it right back!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-06-11, 6:53 PM #191
I would have thought Antony would make a good bullet catcher. That is before his 13 week vacation was cut short.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-12, 4:43 PM #192
Originally posted by Wookie06:
I would have thought Antony would make a good ... catcher.


Says the guy who made a thread about another man's penis.
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2011-06-12, 8:28 PM #193
Speaking of another man's penis, Anthony Weiner in the Congressional gym. Way to go Anthony!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-12, 8:48 PM #194
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2011-06-12, 9:24 PM #195
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClsBFDLye4

I don't know if many of you have seen that, but I found it to be pretty damned funny.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-13, 10:24 AM #196
That was funny in a sort of tragic way.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-13, 1:13 PM #197
Originally posted by Wookie06:
That was funny in a sort of tragic way.

Like this thread.
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2011-06-16, 2:47 PM #198
Sure, Alan, I like wieners. Sometimes I even put them in my mouth cold. But I don't like the sort of wieners Weiner tweets. Speaking of Weiners, this one's gone.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-16, 3:20 PM #199
HAHA ITS FUNNY CAUSE HOT DOGS

RIGHT GUYS
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