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hi guys i need a date advice
2011-06-28, 9:20 PM #41
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
If she's homeless, how does she have a facebook?

And when did hippies start playing the banjo?


free wifi?
It's not like shes poor and mentally challenged.

When did hippies not play banjo?

o.0
2011-06-28, 9:25 PM #42
Originally posted by Greenboy:
free wifi?
It's not like shes poor and mentally challenged.


Aren't homeless people usually poor, or am I just from a different culture?


Quote:
When did hippies not play banjo?


I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, and I guess here it's usually seen as more of a redneck instrument than hippie instrument. I'd like to eventually learn to play it
2011-06-28, 9:31 PM #43
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Aren't homeless people usually poor, or am I just from a different culture?


That was my impression, who would choose to be homeless?

Woop woop woop, hipster alert, tread carefully Greenboy, she may refuse a roof because they are too mainstream
2011-06-28, 9:33 PM #44
Originally posted by Couchman:
That was my impression, who would choose to be homeless?

Woop woop woop, hipster alert, tread carefully Greenboy, she may refuse a roof because they are too mainstream


Originally posted by Greenboy:
More seriously, she was working for a company up here in Ketchikan, Alaska. Got fired, lost employee housing. Works somewhere else now, but its impossible to find housing midseason up here. So tent + car. Shes actually a remarkably clean hippy. Shaves and everything.


Its a temporary thing.

o.0
2011-06-28, 10:42 PM #45
Originally posted by Couchman:
Woop woop woop, hipster alert, tread carefully Greenboy, she may refuse a roof because they are too mainstream


:rolleyes:
2011-06-28, 10:43 PM #46
Originally posted by saberopus:
:rolleyes:


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
2011-06-28, 10:43 PM #47
Originally posted by saberopus:
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
2011-06-28, 11:25 PM #48
Damn hipsters.
2011-06-29, 5:16 AM #49
Oh sab I <3 you.
nope.
2011-06-29, 8:59 AM #50
I heard dating Greenboy is underground so she will definately go for it
2011-06-29, 9:10 AM #51
Originally posted by Couchman:
That was my impression, who would choose to be homeless?


You've clearly never been to Portland.
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2011-06-29, 9:40 AM #52
So did you have sex with her girl parts yet?
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2011-06-29, 1:33 PM #53
Originally posted by Alan:
So did you have sex with her girl parts yet?
As opposed to sex with her boy parts? O.o
2011-06-29, 6:26 PM #54
I invited her out on the boat I work on. She invited herself over to my place to pick up her guest pass. :cool:

o.0
2011-06-29, 7:09 PM #55
omfg you noob, seriously, cancel those plans, now IM ****ING PISSED

step 1. invite her out to the movies
step 2. buy popcorn
step 3. perform popcorn trick*

* The popcorn trick, get a size of popcorn that comes in the round plastic tub, cut a whole in the bottom with your keys (yes, YOUR KEYS, you pick her up dummy), insert your penis into the tub

step 4. offer her popcorn
step 5. giggity
2011-06-29, 7:17 PM #56
Couchman: a 20 year old with the mentality of a 13 year old.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-29, 7:20 PM #57
never failed for me
2011-06-29, 7:21 PM #58
Yes, it has never failed to make you appear to be a complete dolt.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-29, 9:18 PM #59
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I invited her out on the boat I work on. She invited herself over to my place to pick up her guest pass. :cool:


This seems like a legit plan. Go with it, you suave mofo.
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2011-06-30, 2:14 AM #60
We ended up at watching back to the future 3 with some of her friends. Good night.

o.0
2011-06-30, 7:44 AM #61
Originally posted by Greenboy:
We ended up at watching back to the future 3 with some of her friends. Good night.


Some of her female friends? Cuz this could end up going VERY well. :D
2011-06-30, 1:12 PM #62
Originally posted by Couchman:
omfg you noob, seriously, cancel those plans, now IM GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO GET TO THE ****ING PUNCHLINE

step 1. overly long awkward setup
step 2. overly long awkward setup
step 3. punchline involving a dick in a popcorn tub*

* the punchline involves a dick in a popcorn tub

step 4. do you get it yet?
step 5. family guy reference

also the whole thing maybe references "dick in a box," i don't know, what do you want from me


ugh
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-30, 2:29 PM #63
Invite her over the "watch a movie". Everyone knows what "watch a movie" really means...
2011-06-30, 5:37 PM #64
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
ugh


Chappelle Show noob
2011-06-30, 5:39 PM #65
News flash, couchman: That did not originate on Chappelle's Show.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-30, 5:40 PM #66
Yeah, stake out her place of work. Great idea...

Oops, I didn't see there was a second page.

Yeah, watch Back to the Future movies, that's basically like Spanish fly. :rolleyes:
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2011-06-30, 5:47 PM #67
What's wrong with Back to the Future?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-06-30, 6:05 PM #68
Originally posted by Couchman:
Chappelle Show noob


I think you misunderstood why that sketch is funny.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-30, 6:08 PM #69
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
What's wrong with Back to the Future?


They should have used my ending where when Marty gets back to present day and he's got a sweet truck and Biff is their car wash slave.... he just looks at his mom and calls her a slut.

Then he goes to his room and smokes PCP for a while before killing his entire family with a shovel. Then he rapes Biff.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-30, 10:02 PM #70
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
ugh


:-*
2011-07-01, 4:03 AM #71
Originally posted by Antony:
They should have used my ending where when Marty gets back to present day and he's got a sweet truck and Biff is their car wash slave.... he just looks at his mom and calls her a slut.

Then he goes to his room and smokes PCP for a while before killing his entire family with a shovel. Then he rapes Biff.

Since it was pointed out to me it's kind of bugged me; How did Biff go from wouldbe rapist to family ***** in one punch?
nope.
2011-07-01, 4:11 AM #72
PTSD
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2011-07-01, 6:55 AM #73
you'd think that would normally work in reverse
2011-07-01, 3:23 PM #74
See, this is why I think my ending is better. Marty would be totally screwed in the head after having his own mom try to bang him and almost unmake his existence. Not to mention he would be disgusted by how much of a wimp his father was. Also, I don't think I could forgive Biff for trying to rape my mom.

It's the only way the story has any real closure.
>>untie shoes
2011-07-01, 4:04 PM #75
Ok. So yesterday, after riding on my boat, she invited me to come hang out. I was still refueling the boat, so couldn't go. Do I invite her over today? If so, do I walk to her workplace, call, or text? She's probably working now.

o.0
2011-07-01, 4:06 PM #76
When you become a couple, show her this thread.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2011-07-01, 4:07 PM #77
You mean delete it. and remove my Massassi bookmark. Don't need anyone reading things I said when I was 12.

o.0
2011-07-01, 4:50 PM #78
Just give her a buzz.. Say you're sorry that you couldn't hang out last night but you're free tonight. If she can't hang out say no big deal and then cut the conversation somewhat short. I mean, don't just hang up. But since you know she's at work, ask how her day was, and then say something like "well alright, i'll let you go. we'll have to do something soon."

Or if she says she wants to make additional plans but not tonight, just say you'd love to do that. Lie and say you had plans for tomorrow night but your friends cancelled so you're actually free for tomorrow. I know it's lying, but you're not really lying about anything important. You're not lying about you. You're fabricating a situation to make it seem like you're not waiting around for her to hang out. You can tell her about it in a few months when you're dating and she'll laugh.
>>untie shoes
2011-07-01, 4:54 PM #79
I like how I go from psychotic Back to the Future revisions to sensible advice....
>>untie shoes
2011-07-01, 4:58 PM #80
I thought that was joke advice?

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