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hi guys i need a date advice
2011-07-06, 4:16 PM #121
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Spent the night on her shack floor, she was in her bed. She just flew back to Oregon for the Oregon Country Fair. So this thread is on hiatus.


I was really hoping this thread would end in sex.... Totally flaccid.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2011-07-06, 5:52 PM #122
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Spent the night on her shack floor, she was in her bed. She just flew back to Oregon for the Oregon Country Fair. So this thread is on hiatus.


Assuming you two were the only people in the shack, and you both got tipsy or drunk... I cannot believe you slept on the floor and she slept in her bed. She... IS single, right? Grow a pair of balls, you should've smanged that ****.
2011-07-06, 6:15 PM #123
I believe he said he was trying to be nice, not a "wham bam thank you ma'am".

And I've never heard the term "smanged" before...
2011-07-06, 6:17 PM #124
Originally posted by Al Ciao:
I believe he said he was trying to be nice, not a "wham bam thank you ma'am".

And I've never heard the term "smanged" before...


hella dope son



PS: sorry
2011-07-07, 4:49 AM #125
That's so uncouth. What happened to civilized, sophisticated terms, like "banged"? :D
2011-07-07, 5:33 PM #126
Was she the only one in that bed?! LET DOWN.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2011-07-07, 7:37 PM #127
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
Was she the only one in that bed?! LET DOWN.


Yeah. I'm kinda getting bored with her now, pretty sure its time to move on to someone who's not from Portland. I'm not used to being outhippied.

o.0
2011-07-07, 8:35 PM #128
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Yeah. I'm kinda getting bored with her now, pretty sure its time to move on to someone who's not from Portland. I'm not used to being outhippied.



Hahahhahhahahaha. Cannot laugh enough.
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2011-07-07, 9:18 PM #129
Homebrewed Kombucha. Aversion to bras. Incredible knowledge of where to find jobs trimming weed. Etc.

o.0
2011-07-08, 4:20 AM #130
<3
nope.
2011-07-08, 4:48 AM #131
LOL Greenboy, usually guys wait till AFTER sleeping with a girl before they get bored with her.

Oh well, whatever floats your boat.
2011-07-08, 5:11 AM #132
Is it's Greenboy I believe it is water that floats his boat.

:colbert:
nope.
2011-07-08, 7:02 AM #133
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Homebrewed Kombucha. Aversion to bras. Incredible knowledge of where to find jobs trimming weed. Etc.


lemme get those digits
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-07-09, 10:55 PM #134
NEW PROJECT: Amazonian Jewish Redhead. Yes?

o.0
2011-07-10, 11:47 AM #135
After reading through this thread it sounds like she didn't let you in her bed and you gave up. But what do I know.
2011-07-10, 2:44 PM #136
Originally posted by Kolya:
After reading through this thread it sounds like she didn't let you in her bed and you gave up. But what do I know.


She's still down in the lower 48. I may or may not continue the quest when she returns. For now I'm just trying to meet other girls. You know, for science.

o.0
2011-07-10, 6:34 PM #137
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Homebrewed Kombucha. Aversion to bras. Incredible knowledge of where to find jobs trimming weed. Etc.


I should introduce her to my best friend's ex. We only refer to her as "mulligan" - the golfing term for "lets pretend that didn't just happen."
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2011-07-10, 7:12 PM #138
....All of this suspense for BOREDOM?

Worse ending ever. Worse than the last 3 minutes of Battlestar Galactica, and that is saying a lot
2011-07-10, 7:34 PM #139
Originally posted by Greenboy:
NEW PROJECT: Amazonian Jewish Redhead. Yes?


pics
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-07-10, 7:43 PM #140
Originally posted by Greenboy:
NEW PROJECT: Amazonian Jewish Redhead. Yes?


I believe she's Anthony's girl.

Man does she get around.
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2011-07-10, 9:57 PM #141
Originally posted by Couchman:
....All of this suspense for BOREDOM?

Worse ending ever. Worse than the last 3 minutes of Battlestar Galactica, and that is saying a lot


This is worse than at the end of Sopranos when the whole thing turned out to be just a dream.
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2011-07-10, 10:12 PM #142
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
I believe she's Anthony's girl.

Man does she get around.


Hahaha
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2011-07-10, 10:32 PM #143
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
This is worse than at the end of Sopranos when the whole thing turned out to be just a dream.


Fine. She's actually pregnant. Apparently doin it natural style was a bad plan.




the baby is half cylon

o.0
2011-07-11, 4:48 AM #144
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Fine. She's actually pregnant. Apparently doin it natural style was a bad plan.




the baby is half cylon


Now the truth comes out! Perfect! Three thumbs up! :D
2011-07-11, 12:57 PM #145
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Homebrewed Kombucha. Aversion to bras. Incredible knowledge of where to find jobs trimming weed. Etc.


wow! i would have tailed it out of there as soon as the topic of fermenting my delicious tea came up. if that didnt get rid of me, the aversion to bras certainly would have.
...i am fond of trimming weeds though...
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2011-07-11, 3:29 PM #146
Originally posted by Greenboy:
She's still down in the lower 48. I may or may not continue the quest when she returns. For now I'm just trying to meet other girls. You know, for science.

Well then. Here's some actual advice: Learn to dance like no one was watching. If you like dancing at all.
Otherwise you might need money.
The point is that few things are sexier than a man who's happy with himself and able to express it.
2011-07-11, 6:56 PM #147
Originally posted by Kolya:
Well then. Here's some actual advice: Learn to dance like no one was watching. If you like dancing at all.
Otherwise you might need money.
The point is that few things are sexier than a man who's happy with himself and able to express it.


"I met this hot hippy girl at a square dance a week ago."

>__>

o.0
2011-07-11, 7:03 PM #148
Originally posted by Greenboy:
the baby is half cylon


Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla,
Teste David cum Sibylla.

is what played in my head as i read that
2011-07-12, 5:01 AM #149
Originally posted by Couchman:
Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla,
Teste David cum Sibylla.

is what played in my head as i read that


You rock!
2011-07-12, 5:35 AM #150
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
I believe she's Anthony's girl.

Man does she get around.


Nah man, I got a new one. This one's a blonde with big fake boobs.

Somehow I think of that Verizon commercial where Beyonce is singing about "upgrading."

EDIT: And her last relationship was dating a girl for 4 years.
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2011-07-12, 6:21 AM #151
Originally posted by Greenboy:
"I met this hot hippy girl at a square dance a week ago."

>__>

Hahaha! I forgot that. Obviously you know how to dance up a girl. Carry on then. You don't need dubious internet advice. ;)
2011-07-12, 11:15 AM #152
Originally posted by Antony:
Nah man, I got a new one. This one's a blonde with big fake boobs.

Somehow I think of that Verizon commercial where Beyonce is singing about "upgrading."

EDIT: And her last relationship was dating a girl for 4 years.


LOL You hit the jackpot, huh?
2011-07-12, 7:10 PM #153
Eat it.
Chinese jade
2011-07-15, 4:11 PM #154
update: woke up this morning, amazonian redhead in my bed.

Weiiiiiiiird

o.0
2011-07-16, 4:54 AM #155
Originally posted by Greenboy:
update: woke up this morning, amazonian redhead in my bed.

Weiiiiiiiird


Did you **** her? Also, pics.
2011-07-16, 6:39 AM #156
Originally posted by Antony:

EDIT: And her last relationship was dating a girl for 4 years.


A song of how I think that relationship will end.

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqvovToW7Xw
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-07-16, 7:59 AM #157
Originally posted by Greenboy:
You know, for science.

SCIENCE SHOULD NEVER INVOLVE YOUR/A PENIS
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