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So I got mugged by a guy with a can of raid.
2012-01-31, 3:37 PM #1
In broad daylight.:mad:
Now I'm without a phone and kinda annoyed.
2012-01-31, 3:38 PM #2
Need more details. How were you not able to get out of that spot without giving up any of your stuff?
2012-01-31, 3:40 PM #3
He got my phone, then he ran off. I don't think he had enough braincells to think about taking the backpack with a grand worth of computing I had.
Also he didn't take my wallet.
It was a new phone too :(
2012-01-31, 3:42 PM #4
You know, you could try tracking it and reporting it to Apple.
2012-01-31, 3:43 PM #5
I'm sorry that your **** got kuiped. So he just snatched the phone from your hand and ran? Or did he shoot you in the eyes with raid? I'm trying to imagine the incident here. It's a new one.
2012-01-31, 3:45 PM #6
He took it and left, thankfully I can still see and dont have to deal with horrific chemical burns.
(Meaning no, he didn't spray me.)

Originally posted by Cool Matty:
You know, you could try tracking it and reporting it to Apple.

I did, Don't worry I've already talked to the cops and my cell company, etc etc. Find my iPhone reported it as off.
2012-01-31, 4:05 PM #7
that sucks man

does Raid actually do anything to you if you don't inhale it or get it in the eyeball
2012-01-31, 4:06 PM #8
i don't sorta think so

am i wrong
2012-01-31, 4:08 PM #9
oh i see you have to rinse your **** for 15-20 mins if you do get it ons the skin

you shoulda turned your back on him and shielded your orifices while running like mad
2012-01-31, 4:10 PM #10
Hey guys did you know Canada has way less crime and is totally safer than America?
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 4:15 PM #11
Originally posted by Antony:
Hey guys did you know Canada has way less crime and is totally safer than America?


stfu your thinking of mexico
2012-01-31, 4:19 PM #12
Originally posted by saberopus:
oh i see you have to rinse your **** for 15-20 mins if you do get it ons the skin

you shoulda turned your back on him and shielded your orifices while running like mad

Wasn't going to risk getting chemicals in the face, also I had 20 pounds worth of computer on my back.
I mean like, christ it's just a phone I can get another one. I can't get a new pair of eyeballs.
2012-01-31, 4:34 PM #13
Originally posted by Couchman:
stfu your thinking of mexico

No, he's definitely thinking of Croatia.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2012-01-31, 4:51 PM #14
Thank god you weren't sprayed in the face. Given that he's a mugger, that could easily have turned you into a Batman villain.

-The Roach Killer, perhaps. The Raider?
2012-01-31, 5:26 PM #15
I'm trying to imagine a 20lb laptop.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2012-01-31, 5:34 PM #16
Originally posted by Tibby:
He got my phone, then he ran off. I don't think he had enough braincells to think about taking the backpack with a grand worth of computing I had.


Why would he kill his few braincells by experiencing Linux.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2012-01-31, 6:38 PM #17
Clever, but I've always run windows.
Also it weighs that much because I have a bag for it, an external hard drive, power adapters. ****s heavy man.
2012-01-31, 7:04 PM #18
Why didnt you just run super fast into a crowded area and scream for help
2012-01-31, 7:24 PM #19
step 1: scream rape

o.0
2012-01-31, 7:54 PM #20
So you gonna get a gun?
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2012-01-31, 8:27 PM #21
Originally posted by Greenboy:
step 1: scream rape


They teach you to scream fire, even if you are being raped. People are uncomfortable interfering in violent crimes because they don't want to get hurt. But, will help put out a fire.... or watch it.

Also, America has the highest crime rate in the world according to Nationmaster.com http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_tot_cri-crime-total-crimes

more than 7 times the crime in mexico. Even canada has 1.6 times the crim of Mexico.
you can get more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word
2012-01-31, 8:34 PM #22
uhhhh
2012-01-31, 8:50 PM #23
America has a high crime rate because we're extremely over-policed on a bunch of stupid victimless crimes.
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 9:33 PM #24
That's because the criminals run mexico, isn't it?
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2012-01-31, 9:43 PM #25
I forget, does Apple's iPhone tracker keep attempting to track later? Like, as soon as it powers on it lets you know? I know various android apps do this, using text messages to alert the phone to start tracking the moment they're on.
2012-01-31, 9:48 PM #26
That's a *****in' idea, Cool Matty. Surely Apple would have something like that.
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 9:56 PM #27
Originally posted by Antony:
That's a *****in' idea, Cool Matty. Surely Apple would have something like that.


Not necessarily, which is why I asked. Some only track when you specifically ask it to, meaning you have to constantly keep attempting to track it.
2012-01-31, 10:03 PM #28
They need to get some OnStar type **** on there. Just turn the phone on remotely and make the ringer start going off at maximum volume.
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 10:04 PM #29
Again, it's off. But it's set so that as soon as it goes online (with any SIM) it will lock, wipe, and send me an email with its location.
2012-01-31, 10:11 PM #30
Haha that owns.
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 10:13 PM #31
I assume there is some way to crack the rom or something, somehow. As far as I can tell there is no real way to sell/use a stolen iPhone. Must be a way though.
2012-01-31, 10:25 PM #32
Originally posted by Tibby:
I assume there is some way to crack the rom or something, somehow. As far as I can tell there is no real way to sell/use a stolen iPhone. Must be a way though.


eBay.
2012-01-31, 10:26 PM #33
I've been keeping track of all iPhones listed and haven't seen anything that looks at all like mine. I'll keep it up.
2012-01-31, 10:35 PM #34
Originally posted by Tibby:
As far as I can tell there is no real way to sell/use a stolen iPhone. Must be a way though.


Oh there most definitely is, you just have to go somewhere where people are willing to pay cheap for an ask-no-questions phone.
First you'd have to crack it of course, or in the case of this Can'o'Mug he'd probably sell it/trade it to someone who cracks it themselves.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2012-01-31, 10:42 PM #35
Dude, we're talking about a guy who mugs someone with pest repellant...

Then again, we're talking about Tibby. Pest repellant is his kryptonite.
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 10:46 PM #36
Nah man it's the horrible chemical burns and potential loss of eye-sight.
That's my kryptonite.
Part of me wishes it was a gun, because then the police would have gone ape**** insane (In a good way) and probably have the area cordoned off. However I would need a new set of pants.
2012-01-31, 10:54 PM #37
Originally posted by Antony:
Dude, we're talking about a guy who mugs someone with pest repellant...


Criminals find other criminals, it wouldn't be hard for him to find someone smarter than him.

Then again the spray might not be a sign of his intelligence (or lack thereof) so much as his desperateness.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2012-01-31, 10:55 PM #38
Haha, no ****, dude. I wouldn't want sprayed in the face with bug spray. Even if the guy had used a gun, most cops in America wouldn't give a **** anyway. Sadly, they seem to be more interested in arresting people who aren't actually dangerous.

Some dude mugged me once. He took my keys. That's it. I wasn't even outside my apartment, and my keys had no indication of where my apartment was. This seriously confuses the living hell out of me to this day. I had a wallet, about 60 dollars, and a cell phone on me, and he took my keys. I didn't even bother calling the cops. I didn't see the guy at all. He just ran up behind me and knocked me down. I don't know if maybe he looked at my ID to see what my address was, but it didn't have the address where I was living at the time anyway. Maybe he's just doing the mugger version of trolling. This seriously bothers me every time I think about it. I cannot understand the motivation here.
>>untie shoes
2012-01-31, 10:58 PM #39
Here in Edmonton the cops go wild if you even mention a gun because we have an insanely bad homicide rate, that and handguns are almost positively always illegal to own.
2012-01-31, 11:00 PM #40
Oh that's right. I always forget that other countries actually give a **** about firearms.
>>untie shoes
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