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So I got mugged by a guy with a can of raid.
2012-02-04, 10:09 PM #121
Originally posted by Antony:
Hey tibby made the news!


Now everyone in St. Albert will know who to rob! He only lost his phone, which means he's still got the good stuff!
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2012-02-04, 11:06 PM #122
actually the article just says iPod, so presumably, his phone's still up for grabs too!
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2012-02-04, 11:10 PM #123
It's probably just an error in the news report.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-05, 2:07 AM #124
I didn't even notice that, not only do I not live in St.Albert, but it was an iPhone. I'll ask the constable I've been in contact with if it was an error or what.
Sun News: Journalism.
Also my phone was my good stuff :(.
2012-02-05, 8:24 AM #125
Maybe they used Siri to find the kids with better stuff.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-05, 8:54 AM #126
Originally posted by Tibby:
I didn't even notice that, not only do I not live in St.Albert, but it was an iPhone. I'll ask the constable I've been in contact with if it was an error or what.
Sun News: Journalism.


So you don't live in St.Alberts, it wasnt an iPod, and you have no idea if it was really Bear spray. Next time just tell the cops it was ninjas.
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2012-02-05, 12:29 PM #127
I'm having trouble finding sense in that post.
2012-02-05, 12:49 PM #128
it sounds cooler.
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2012-02-05, 1:27 PM #129
Originally posted by Tibby:
I'm having trouble finding sense in that post.


Sometimes I get funky, deal with it.
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2012-02-05, 11:42 PM #130
Mugged with bearspray/raid... I don't know how you can bear with that. Guess you should get raidy for the jokes. But I guess I won't try to steal their glory.
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2012-02-06, 2:12 AM #131
that's not punny
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2012-02-06, 9:45 AM #132
get raidy is a bad pun sorry, the rest is okay
3/5
2012-02-06, 10:48 AM #133
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
Sometimes I get funky, deal with it.


Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPQNi8vC1XY
>>untie shoes
2012-02-06, 4:33 PM #134
Update!
I witnessed a person with the exact same; build, jacket, etc, get on a bus that has a close route to the one I was jacked up on (but stops closer to my house). So I tried to get a good look at his face but he picked the very back corner of the bus and kept his head down.
Heart racing, unsure of what to do, I called the constable I had the number of and got the weirdest answering machine ever, left him a weird ass message.
Then I called the police, and led them to intercept the bus, but just before they could he got off.

It wasn't him.

Full of adrenaline I walked home feeling like a giant idiot having just wasted police resources on just nothing, stressed over nothing, and in the end am left with nothing.
Atleast I was able to work up the nerve to do something about it, but christ.
2012-02-06, 4:41 PM #135
bleak
2012-02-06, 9:18 PM #136
Originally posted by Tibby:
get raidy is a bad pun sorry, the rest is okay
3/5


wanna know a better joke? your life
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2012-02-06, 10:28 PM #137
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
wanna know a better joke? your life


>>untie shoes
2012-02-06, 10:43 PM #138
The real joke here is that you made that joke.
2012-02-06, 11:03 PM #139
Maybe if Apple had an avoid the ghetto app this wouldn't have happened in the first place.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-07, 12:01 AM #140
I wasn't in the ghetto, Ellerslie Crossing is a middle class suburb.
2012-02-07, 12:04 AM #141
He was still funny =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2012-02-07, 11:20 AM #142
Update!
He's struck again! 300 KM to the east no less!
So now the EPS, and RCMP in two cities are looking for him. He's stolen all sorts of stuff and now put 2 people in the hospital.
http://www.630ched.com/Channels/Reg/NewsLocal/Story.aspx?ID=1651288
2012-02-08, 1:26 PM #143
All the tragedy and people being injured in this thread (don't worry, I don't care at all) is still overshadowed by Tibby getting robbed with a spray bottle filled with water, which I suspect was set to 'stream' as 'spray' would have been mostly useless.
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2012-02-08, 2:06 PM #144
I don't get it, is that supposed to be an insult? It's a rather poorly worded one if so. If not... well then I just don't get it.
Maybe it's because I'm looking for depth when it is just a dumb insult.
2012-02-08, 3:52 PM #145
Yeah, CNN just confirmed it was bear spray.
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