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Ben Shapiro and TheReportOfTheWeek are Dualistic Harbingers of the Apocalypse
2018-07-25, 7:59 PM #41
I don't know why I do either. I think it is indicative of a deep dissatisfaction with the world that I live in whose only outlet is to ironically wallow in it. But I'm so sincere about it it is no longer ironic.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-25, 8:10 PM #42
Originally posted by Reid:
I don't even know why I watch these.


they suck
2018-07-25, 8:16 PM #43
You know what else sucks? People who support and celebrate a political figure who publicly endorses child sexual abuse.
2018-07-25, 8:18 PM #44
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
they suck


u wot
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-25, 8:31 PM #45
I gotta admit, I kind of relished watching the Floridian discuss the finer points of Domino's pizza, but I had to stop because the self-loathing became too much...

Edit: to clarify, my own self-loathing. Not sure about him (or what motivates a man to review fast food on a weekly basis).
2018-07-25, 9:31 PM #46
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
I gotta admit, I kind of relished watching the Floridian discuss the finer points of Domino's pizza, but I had to stop because the self-loathing became too much...

Edit: to clarify, my own self-loathing. Not sure about him (or what motivates a man to review fast food on a weekly basis).


the guy has a million subscribers, so he's gotta be doing something right.
2018-07-25, 9:32 PM #47
Hes the realest ************ on that website is what he's doing right
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-25, 9:53 PM #48
hell yah he is

i've only seen him kinda break character in this video:



you can see him looking off camera, i presume his mom was watching or something. and he kind of smiles at 3:20 or so when he sniffs the product.
2018-07-25, 9:58 PM #49


@0:30 reviewbrah shares his harrowing Sonic experience.
2018-07-25, 10:04 PM #50
I think what I find so offensive about this guy is that it shows that ordinary Americans have finally penetrated the sacred walls of my own personal internet machine.
2018-07-25, 10:15 PM #51
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
I think what I find so offensive about this guy is that it shows that ordinary Americans have finally penetrated the sacred walls of my own personal internet machine.


ordinary? i mean he seems like a pleasant fellow but i wouldn't use ordinary to describe him
2018-07-25, 10:26 PM #52
he's from 4chan
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-25, 11:14 PM #53
ordinary doesn't mean average, it means not extraordinary
2018-07-26, 8:01 AM #54
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
ordinary doesn't mean average, it means not extraordinary


Daww are you saying I'm extraordinary?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-26, 8:26 AM #55
Originally posted by Spook:
he's from 4chan


i know 4chan popularized him. as far as i'm concerned he's one of the more deep internet figures out there. definitely not normie stuff.
2018-07-26, 8:48 AM #56
maybe not a few months ago. but now...
2018-07-26, 9:04 AM #57
Originally posted by Spook:
Daww are you saying I'm extraordinary?


You're definitely extraordinarily something. :P

Originally posted by Reid:
i know 4chan popularized him. as far as i'm concerned he's one of the more deep internet figures out there.


The only thing deep about this guy is the pizza dish he's "reviewing".
2018-07-26, 9:10 AM #58
Originally posted by Metal_Heavy19:
[...]

He was dicovered by the misc bodybuilding forum. Then got big on /fit/. Mild social autism like most of us here. His dominoes pan pizza video is what went viral from reddit I believe. Overwhelmed by the surge in interest of his chanel, he shut down for a few months before embracing it and the chan trolls that came with. [...] He has recently brought up being gang stalked, which is worrying but he's been on Tosh.0 and has 75000 subscribers so he probably did have some I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME following him around. Also some Canadian guy from /pol/ is obsessed with him and starts multiple threads Daily about him being overdosed on red pills because he acknowledged /pol/. I foLlowed him for over 2 years and here lately his popularity has been exploding. And that's about it


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thereportoftheweek-reviewbrah.23480/#post-1677355

Discovered by bodybuilding forums because the people on that site like to laugh at 'dweebs'. No thanks

Also anything on Tosh.0 ain't deep anymore
2018-07-26, 9:14 AM #59
I mean that sounds like a "no thanks" to the bodybuilding forums, not a "no thanks" to the guy himself?
2018-07-26, 9:17 AM #60
On the other hand, this is some insane ****. (To save you guys the misery of watching this, this guy was hugely popular among incels, and has been the subject of countless memes. Oh, and he was also made fun of on the bodybuilding forum. There seems to be significant overlap in the "redpilled" sites with the ****ers on that forum.)

2018-07-26, 9:18 AM #61
Originally posted by saberopus:
I mean that sounds like a "no thanks" to the bodybuilding forums, not a "no thanks" to the guy himself?


Just trying to figure out why people are watching his videos besides the fact that they are bored. From what awful, banal things I've read on the bodybuilding forum, their reasons for being amused at him are embarrassingly shallow.

Sorry for the negativity. :P
2018-07-26, 9:24 AM #62
OTOH, I am going to presume Spook has some very subtle and deep aesthetic for his amusement here (whereas I'm just a little more dense).
2018-07-26, 10:08 AM #63
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
The only thing deep about this guy is the pizza dish he's "reviewing".


Maybe, I remember him from like 2013/2014 when he really was just a 4chan meme, and had like 10k subscribers. There was a small cult of people cheering him on. I guess now he's transcended it.
2018-07-26, 10:16 AM #64
A small cult of people at my high school once cheered me on to do things that amused them. We all thought it was funny at the time, but in retrospect that probably had more to do with being a participant than anything intrinsic about the activity. In other news, I no longer like the 80's band I've been listening to for the last year, because suddenly they've become quite popular, which has mysteriously caused the music to sound very bad (despite having been recorded decades ago).
2018-07-26, 10:19 AM #65
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
A small cult of people at my high school once cheered me on to do things that amused them. We all thought it was funny at the time, but in retrospect that probably had more to do with being a participant than anything intrinsic about the activity. In other news, I no longer like the 80's band I've been listening to for the last year, because suddenly they've become quite popular, which has mysteriously caused the music to sound very bad (despite having been recorded decades ago).


being a contrarian to popular opinion means you're just as dictated by popular opinion as people who follow popular opinion
2018-07-26, 10:21 AM #66
This man gets it!
2018-07-26, 10:22 AM #67
speaking of Ben Shapiro,
2018-07-26, 10:28 AM #68
Originally posted by Jon`C:
But what’s Ben’s opinion about buggering children?


Surely against, if only out of a sense of self-preservation.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2018-07-26, 1:14 PM #69
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
OTOH, I am going to presume Spook has some very subtle and deep aesthetic for his amusement here (whereas I'm just a little more dense).


It's not amusement I genuinely like the guy.

But I grew up in a thrift store crowd so maybe thats it
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-26, 1:16 PM #70
Mike Mac are you a lawyer yet

Do you use your powers for good or evil

Do you protect hell's kitchen
2018-07-26, 1:42 PM #71
Originally posted by Spook:
It's not amusement I genuinely like the guy.

But I grew up in a thrift store crowd so maybe thats it


Oh, I think I understand what you mean. I missed his charm before because I'm a pretentious prick
2018-07-26, 1:47 PM #72
ya
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-26, 2:04 PM #73
PRETENTIOUS PATROL
2018-07-26, 6:38 PM #74
Originally posted by Steven:
Mike Mac are you a lawyer yet

Do you use your powers for good or evil

Do you protect hell's kitchen


Yeah and I sort of did that last thing because I worked for SBA Disaster Relief after Hurricane Sandy
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2018-07-26, 6:39 PM #75
I have to take another bar exam though because I didn't practice long enough before moving states this last year
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2018-07-26, 7:27 PM #76


He's definitely mainstream btw
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2018-07-26, 7:52 PM #77
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I have to take another bar exam though because I didn't practice long enough before moving states this last year


Very cool, congratulations and good luck. Where will you practicing, and what particular field is your focus?
2018-07-26, 11:09 PM #78
Originally posted by Spook:


He's definitely mainstream btw


ah, i woulda known had i spent any time tracking his popularity, which i hadn't
2018-07-27, 12:06 AM #79
Originally posted by Steven:
Very cool, congratulations and good luck. Where will you practicing, and what particular field is your focus?


I'm in Colorado now. I'm sure I'll be doing something public interest-related; my last job before the move was doing intake work for legal aid.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2018-07-27, 12:34 AM #80
That's good, I hope you enjoy it. It takes a special sort of person to deal with that. I hope I never see another courtroom, another subpoena, or another piece of pleading paper ever again.

I've heard the field is a bit over saturated at present. Have you found that to be true? Do you have options for your career?
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