On the other hand, once the procedure is done, you've got an entirely new world of possibilities available to you by way of alternative facts.
The procedure is easy. You just implant synthetic factoidal tissue where the factual glands used to be. (They hand this stuff out for free on Breitbart, and there are DIY tutorials on 4chan for performing the surgery on yourself using ordinary kitchen tools).
The procedure is easy. You just implant synthetic factoidal tissue where the factual glands used to be. (They hand this stuff out for free on Breitbart, and there are DIY tutorials on 4chan for performing the surgery on yourself using ordinary kitchen tools).