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New girl thread.
2004-06-01, 11:45 AM #1
[17:24] <Ruthypoos> We need a new girl thread

So, then... Girls. It's nice if there is love between one and a boy. If you're the boy or girl. Uh. Yeah. I like them. Or one.

<.<

Discuss.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-06-01, 11:49 AM #2
*rolls eyes at grammar problem*
2004-06-01, 11:51 AM #3
I like girls. Most of my very best friends are girls. Occasionally I have been known to have something known as a "Girlfriend". Rare and beautiful creatures that massage ego, make cups of tea, and share a good curry/film with you.

To be honest I'm sharing a house (university) with 4 blokes and what is now my ex girlfriend - and it can get a touch tense. But that's another story [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

*Sits in corner and waits for better days to arrive*

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2004-06-01, 11:55 AM #4
damn u!!! You stole my steam!
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2004-06-01, 11:56 AM #5
I just got a really sweet text from my girl telling me how happy I make her. Awww! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-01, 12:02 PM #6
I was a girl once... ERR I mean a girl hugged me once. Yeah. That's what I meant. A girl hugged me once. That was pretty neat I guess.

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[This message has been edited by Correction (edited June 01, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-01, 12:37 PM #7
I'm gay

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2004-06-01, 12:41 PM #8
Me too. with kieran.

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2004-06-01, 12:43 PM #9
Yeah, until you cheated on me with that cardboard cut out you filthy pig.

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2004-06-01, 12:47 PM #10
shut up. you were taking the pictures. its not like i did it behind your back. in fact, if i remember, it was your idea.

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2004-06-01, 12:52 PM #11
Yeah, cardboard....

/runs off with cardboard cut out with a hole where the pants are.

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2004-06-01, 12:57 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Yeah, cardboard....

/runs off with cardboard cut out with a hole where the pants are.

</font>



ew...just gross...

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2004-06-01, 1:01 PM #13
I had a girl it was great she was inflatable and so soft... till I bit her boob and she flew out the window.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
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2004-06-01, 1:09 PM #14
gay count + 1

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2004-06-01, 1:10 PM #15
oh, so that's your crazy biting story, huh Mech? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-01, 1:11 PM #16
Using gay as an insult would be a bad thing...

Um... maybe [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 1:15 PM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I had a girl it was great she was inflatable and so soft... till I bit her boob and she flew out the window.

</font>

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-01, 1:20 PM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I had a girl it was great she was inflatable and so soft... till I bit her boob and she flew out the window.

</font>

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


Using gay as an insult is against the rules. Which some would think is a good thing. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

Girls are great. Wish I had more confidence around them [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-06-01, 1:27 PM #19
It must be pretty cool to have a girlfriend.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-01, 1:29 PM #20
But...but...girls have cooties!!!

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2004-06-01, 1:30 PM #21
OMG girls have no wang this must mean evil.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 1:31 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Using gay as an insult would be a bad thing...
</font>

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Using gay as an insult is against the rules. Which some would think is a good thing.
</font>


Thanks guys. I'll keep a look out for people using "gay" as an insult. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-01, 1:33 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
OMG girls have no wang this must mean evil.

</font>


Woah... they don't? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-01, 1:33 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NAS_Matyy:
gay count + 1

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This would be the evil one not you.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 1:34 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
This would be the evil one not you.

</font>


*snaps fingers* damn

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2004-06-01, 1:34 PM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
OMG girls have no wang this must mean evil.

</font>


So very true.

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2004-06-01, 1:36 PM #27
[http://www.unclemelon.com/vagina_2.gif]

Do you see a wang?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 1:38 PM #28
We're talking about girls here, not lobsters!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited June 01, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-01, 1:38 PM #29
Your a sick man Correction.

Oh and I might as well...

Its now time for MechWarrior's Atonomy Class...

Female genitalia or the vagina is not like the male genitalia or penis. It is actually a long tunnel type object covered with outter lips and a piece of skin called the clitoris which is the center of female arousal. The vagina connects to the uteris and ovaries (were the babies are kept). Remember folks you heard it here first.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

[This message has been edited by MechWarrior (edited June 01, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by MechWarrior (edited June 01, 2004).]
2004-06-01, 2:02 PM #30
Actually they are the exact same organ. I read somewhere that a c1i70ri5 is just a really small undeveloped w4ng. Because before we are born we have no sex organ, it just grows as the baby develops. So, yeah...Thats what happens with hermaphrodites. They might be a girl, but their Ehem developed a bit to much, and it now resembles a penis more then a vagina. Or vice versa.

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2004-06-01, 2:02 PM #31
Umm... yeah. I can just see where this thread is going.

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2004-06-01, 2:03 PM #32
What I was speaking purely clean level.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 2:03 PM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
But...but...girls have cooties!!!

</font>


I don't care...

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2004-06-01, 2:42 PM #34
This is getting to be somewhat frightening.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-01, 2:43 PM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
What I was speaking purely clean level.

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Urge....to insult....rising...

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2004-06-01, 2:47 PM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Yeah, until you cheated on me with that cardboard cut out you filthy pig.

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Hey don't suppose you could send me an email with those pics could ya. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

-_- No, not for sensual enjoyment, but for the fact they were hilarious and I want to show them to people. 0_o



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2004-06-01, 2:51 PM #37
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2004-06-01, 3:03 PM #38
Who, me? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif] I just wanted to show them to my friends 'cuz they were hilarious.

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2004-06-01, 3:30 PM #39
I can't believe how awesome this is! Somebody archive this thread!

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2004-06-01, 3:42 PM #40
Even though most of my friends are female, I have no girlfriend. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
In fact, I've dated very few women. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

As for the rest of this thread...

/me flushes thread down the toilet, where it belongs

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