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New girl thread.
2004-06-01, 3:56 PM #41
I'll date anyone here for $50, spend the night for $100, and kill them for $500.

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There is no spoon.
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There is no spoon.
2004-06-01, 3:58 PM #42
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Actually they are the exact same organ. I read somewhere that a c1i70ri5 is just a really small undeveloped w4ng. Because before we are born we have no sex organ, it just grows as the baby develops. So, yeah...Thats what happens with hermaphrodites. They might be a girl, but their Ehem developed a bit to much, and it now resembles a penis more then a vagina. Or vice versa.

</font>



I have seen what you speak and it in no way looks like the male genitalia... it looks like a... I dunno it doesn't really look like anything. But what you speak is true.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 4:06 PM #43
I posted my picture once on some silly anime forum and I got (I kid not) about 3 or 4 AIMs from girls that day saying I was hot... the sad part is they were all like 13 years old.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited June 01, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-01, 4:11 PM #44
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:

I have seen what you speak and it in no way looks like the male genitalia... it looks like a... I dunno it doesn't really look like anything. But what you speak is true.</font>


Anyone else miss the 'seen' first time reading that..?

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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There is no spoon.
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2004-06-01, 4:11 PM #45
i asked a girl out once
got, i'm a lesbian as an answer
found out a few days later that she was joking, and i hadn't caught on

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2004-06-01, 4:14 PM #46
no, "I have a cloiteris" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-01, 4:14 PM #47
he's seen a clitoris. and?

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2004-06-01, 4:15 PM #48
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
he's seen a clitoris. and?

</font>


You want details... email me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 4:16 PM #49
I'm afraid of this thread.

...yet strangely drawn back to it.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-06-01, 4:18 PM #50
Its the diagram of the vagina that does it.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 4:32 PM #51
You mean the lobster?

[sarcasm]

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2004-06-01, 4:46 PM #52
Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited June 01, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-01, 4:49 PM #53
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
You want details... email me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


I already said I'm gay. Jeez, stop trying to make me straight. *puts on "I'm Thuper" shirt*

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-06-01, 5:37 PM #54
Girls feel good... come on nobody will mind try one... you might like it.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 5:45 PM #55
You're going to scare all the massassi girls away. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-06-01, 5:48 PM #56
*Notices how Mavispoo and Wolvie17 are nowhere near this thread*

Darn it people, listen to Slaw! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-06-01, 5:54 PM #57
Oh yeah Massassian women wahoo... we could make a calander... right... *barf*

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 6:26 PM #58
HAHAHAHAHAHA @ the people who posted before me...

Its not THAT hard to get a girl fellas... maybe you should leave your computer more often and try.

And believe me... its worth it too. Especially if you get to "explore" a woman's anatomy with your "tool"

Hmm... I need to find a new chick

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My Life.
2004-06-01, 6:28 PM #59
/me gets out his paperclip

Oh... is that the tool you speak of?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-01, 6:34 PM #60
yup

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2004-06-01, 6:47 PM #61
years of failed relationships have left me bitter, i think this one is going downhill too. someone ****ing kill me.

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gbk is 50 probably

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2004-06-01, 6:51 PM #62
Maybe tomorrow.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-01, 7:28 PM #63
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
I'll date anyone here for $50, spend the night for $100, and kill them for $500.

</font>


How far will my 2 cents get me?

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2004-06-01, 7:41 PM #64
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Slaw:
Using gay as an insult is against the rules. Which some would think is a good thing. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]</font>


Personally, I disagree. Rules are unnatural and immoral.

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2004-06-01, 7:51 PM #65
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
Its not THAT hard to get a girl fellas... maybe you should leave your computer more often and try.

And believe me... its worth it too. Especially if you get to "explore" a woman's anatomy with your "tool"</font>
First, this involves getting up... so no.
Second, I'd be far more interested to find someone I'm attracted to psychologically... You know, someone I could tolerate when not having sex. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] Strictly physical relationships don't work for me. I've tried it.
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2004-06-01, 8:12 PM #66
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
HAHAHAHAHAHA @ the people who posted before me...

Its not THAT hard to get a girl fellas... maybe you should leave your computer more often and try.

And believe me... its worth it too. Especially if you get to "explore" a woman's anatomy with your "tool"

Hmm... I need to find a new chick

</font>


This is also a blueprint for getting "AIDS". Which, right now, isn't too bad a prospect for you. I'd enjoy it at least. Especially if you died slowly and painfully. Yeah, that'd be great.

Seriously, if you're going to turn into Pagewizard's mini-me, do us all a favor and keep your oh-so-helpful advice to yourself. Mocking people isn't adding **** to this conversation.

Thread continues...........NOW!

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2004-06-01, 9:03 PM #67
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
I'll date anyone here for $50, spend the night for $100, and kill them for $500.

</font>


My place. Thursday. 7pm. Dress frisky.

How much extra for you to wear a leather cat suit?



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This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
2004-06-01, 9:17 PM #68
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
I'll date anyone here for $50, spend the night for $100, and kill them for $500.

</font>


I'll have to squeeze you into my schedule between Riv, Jeff, kak, and Red. Can I bring a camera?

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.
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2004-06-01, 9:20 PM #69
Speaking of a camera, Gonk...
******
I beat the internet. The last guy was hard.
2004-06-01, 9:21 PM #70
Hey, you said that you'd never bring those up again.

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-06-01, 9:39 PM #71
Camera - If it's you, Gonky, I'll pay for my own set of prints
Cat suit - Free, as long as you let me keep it afterwards

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There is no spoon.
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2004-06-02, 3:31 AM #72
Guyz, Em Playa is rite. I've slept with tons of gurls and most of them where free. They were so e-z to trick too, all I had 2 do was try. U just have 2 no that every gurl out there is dying 4 sex and thats all they want. If u just give them what they want they will like u!!!

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-02, 3:50 AM #73
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
But...but...girls have cooties!!!

</font>



is that what those are called? well, I like them.


yeah... I have a girlfriend now... for the first time in a while... god, it's so great. Having someone like that and......stuff..........and.......yeah


I'm happy.


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2004-06-02, 3:59 AM #74
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I'm gay

</font>


we're getting a divorce

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2004-06-02, 4:07 AM #75
WHAT?! YOU WERE MARRIED?!

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b
2004-06-02, 4:13 AM #76
lmao no...never mind [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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[This message has been edited by sugarless5 (edited June 02, 2004).]
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2004-06-02, 4:19 AM #77
This thread has a *very* dim future.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
"Is there a Klingon word for loneliness? Ah, yes. Occtar..."</font>


Aye. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-06-02, 4:34 AM #78
Zell, you've poluted massassi.

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2004-06-02, 4:35 AM #79
omq I play as a girl in UT2k4!
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Right, moving on.

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2004-06-02, 4:42 AM #80
A good woman is a rare find.

A hot woman may come along often.

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