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New girl thread.
2004-06-02, 4:56 AM #81
Apparently I'm not allowed to play female characters in games! There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a woma... I mean, wanting to play as a woman!

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I'll date anyone here for $50, spend the night for $100, and kill them for $500.
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You're damn lucky I'm poor!

(P.S. Indeed does this thread have a poor future... I see much darkness...)
2004-06-02, 5:18 AM #82
Girls and women = people.

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Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-06-02, 5:32 AM #83
Kroko = Finn
2004-06-02, 5:36 AM #84
it's worthwhile playing as a woman in RPGs, like Fallout 2... you end up getting some "non-combat" alternatives to objectives.
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2004-06-02, 6:02 AM #85
I'm taking a girl to the Riverfest Jazz and Blues Festival this weekend.

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2004-06-02, 7:32 AM #86
Well then, I guess I'll contribute to this thread by not typing anymore starting NOW
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2004-06-02, 7:37 AM #87
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
it's worthwhile playing as a woman in RPGs, like Fallout 2... you end up getting some "non-combat" alternatives to objectives.</font>


Yeah, and it's also good for just about any game where you get the classic 3rd person behind-the-character view. That way you dont end up staring at a guy's butt all day.

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2004-06-02, 7:43 AM #88
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
I'll date anyone here for $50, spend the night for $100, and kill them for $500.

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Kill me, kill me! I'll get you the money sometime..

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2004-06-02, 7:52 AM #89
OMG... you all suck. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-02, 7:59 AM #90
OMG GUESS WHAT?!

Girls have b<waffle>s!

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2004-06-02, 8:01 AM #91
They feel nice too.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-02, 9:14 AM #92
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Girls feel good... come on nobody will mind try one... you might like it.
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Boobs scare me

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Strictly physical relationships don't work for me. I've tried it.
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That's because you tried it with Jesus. I told you it would never happen. He is always at work, solving this and that problem, always too busy for you. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Seriously, if you're going to turn into Pagewizard's mini-me, do us all a favor and keep your oh-so-helpful advice to yourself. Mocking people isn't adding **** to this conversation.
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Pagewizard is Sir Walter Raleigh compared to Em Playa. I'm not kidding.

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I agree. Just remember you were the last woman I was with so now you can live with the guilt of having turned me gay. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">WHAT?! YOU WERE MARRIED?!
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Massassi Family Tree. I think you were on it.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">omq I play as a girl in UT2k4!
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*blinks* Looks more like a boy to me

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited June 02, 2004).]
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2004-06-02, 9:23 AM #93
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
*blinks* Looks more like a boy to me

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Careful, she's got a gun! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-02, 9:27 AM #94
little boys shouldn't play with guns

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.
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2004-06-02, 9:28 AM #95
why not [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-06-02, 11:18 AM #96
With too much play they break off and the boys become girls.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-06-02, 12:34 PM #97
girls are soft and smooth, not like sand.

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What once was...
2004-06-02, 1:05 PM #98
is it worth being with a woman when all they do in the end is screw you around?
NO!

They can all rot in hell mingy *"*"$^"s
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-02, 1:12 PM #99
Unfortunately blokes do exactly the same thing.

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2004-06-02, 1:13 PM #100
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
is it worth being with a woman when all they do in the end is screw you around?
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Well....isn't that the point of a one-night-stand? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-02, 4:07 PM #101
a lot of you guys have sunk to a low i didnt think was possible.

you indeed 'have' chased me away because the threads are getting so dumb.

there will be no going away thread i have free time so i wont ever go away but man am i not coming here often. good day.

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2004-06-02, 4:10 PM #102
Can we cut you up for exploration?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-02, 4:12 PM #103
Hate to see wolvie upset [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
but I don't think there was really any sinking that took place here... I'm pretty sure most everybody was already like this

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-02, 4:16 PM #104
Dont go Wolvie! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Warlord:
girls are soft and smooth, not like sand.</font>


Thanks, I needed a laugh. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-02, 4:27 PM #105
*sniff* let her go man... she was never destined to be a Jedi like us.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-02, 5:07 PM #106
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
a lot of you guys have sunk to a low i didnt think was possible.

you indeed 'have' chased me away because the threads are getting so dumb.

there will be no going away thread i have free time so i wont ever go away but man am i not coming here often. good day.

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.....wait, did I miss something? People saying stupid things on this thread is far from the majority.

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2004-06-02, 5:35 PM #107
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Warlord:
girls are soft and smooth, not like sand.</font>


/me cringes

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2004-06-02, 5:37 PM #108
Wait a second... all the weird, wacked-out crap on this thread, and I cringe at the Anakin reference. Something's wrong.

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"Why aren't I'm using at these pictures?" - Cloud, 4/14/02
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2004-06-02, 5:47 PM #109
Possibly...

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-03, 12:14 PM #110
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
*sniff* let her go man... she was never destined to be a Jedi like us.</font>


That's mean. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

I BELIEVE IN YOU WOLVIE!

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2004-06-03, 1:26 PM #111
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Warlord:
girls are soft and smooth, not like sand.

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*twitch*

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2004-06-03, 1:42 PM #112
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Quoth the Sestus Automatic Pickup-Line Generator:

Hey baby, you mop my seaweed.
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At this rate, I don't think I'll be posting in this thread too much... :S
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2004-06-03, 4:35 PM #113
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
there will be no going away thread i have free time so i wont ever go away but man am i not coming here often. good day.

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You must've been really tolerant to go for this long. G'luck.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-06-03, 5:12 PM #114
[http://files.dmusic.com/music/x/c/xchromosome/Image4.jpg]

Speakin of chicks...

MINE

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2004-06-03, 5:56 PM #115
*looks at his watch in wait for all the splosers(cookie to whoever knows where I got that) to come in and start *****ing at Em for posting pics of his g/f just for the pure sake that it was HIM that posted the pic*

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.
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2004-06-03, 6:19 PM #116
Em Playa mines hotter... and would she like you posting pictures of her in a public forum?



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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-03, 6:34 PM #117
the real question is: Does she have to know? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-06-03, 6:35 PM #118
^ she'd prolly be flattered...

and lol @ yours is hotter... does she work it good tho? (if ya know what I mean...)

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2004-06-03, 6:43 PM #119
Hmmmm, Em Playa's girl really reminds me of someone from... Somewhere... On the net... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-06-03, 6:43 PM #120
I think "Massassi 2" is just Brian cashing in on everybody when he turns this place into a porn site.

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