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New girl thread.
2004-06-03, 6:48 PM #121
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
^ she'd prolly be flattered...

and lol @ yours is hotter... does she work it good tho? (if ya know what I mean...)

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I wouldn't disrespect her by giving you the answer to your question.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-03, 6:48 PM #122
Sometimes, Em, your ability to remind me of how immature you are is almost staggering. Noone here cares in the least if your girl is a good ...well I suppose that would have been out of line

Just bear in mind that one day, you will have AIDs, and you will die. If you don't get AIDs, you'll get cancer, then AIDs. That's how this beautiful world works.

*notice*
Please refrain from faux-homoerotic behaviors in the future.

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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-06-03, 6:49 PM #123
Somebody *please* archive this thread! This is hilarious! And now with underage pretend amateur porn!

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Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

-Correction
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-06-03, 6:57 PM #124
I'm really glad I didn't find em's "girlfriend" to be very attractive, or I would have felt like a pedophile.

Yo dawg, let me bring to to your level, werd. Wes do not give a f*** how gangster you and your posse iz, na' meen? Stop frontin', yo!

Oh, and try to find that last shred of dignity you dropped when you posted that picture of your girlfriend. I could have sworn you dropped it right next to her pants...

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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-06-03, 6:57 PM #125
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Compos Mentis:
Sometimes, Em, your ability to remind me of how immature you are is almost staggering. Noone here cares in the least if your girl is a good ...well I suppose that would have been out of line

Just bear in mind that one day, you will have AIDs, and you will die. If you don't get AIDs, you'll get cancer, then AIDs. That's how this beautiful world works.

*notice*
Please refrain from faux-homoerotic behaviors in the future.

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yeah cuz we all know cancer is a STD...

puhlease, if you geeks wanna try to diss me then do it right.

and @ spork: nice try at tryin to hint that I posted pix of a girl I don't even know.

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My Life.
2004-06-03, 6:59 PM #126
Where did I say it was an STD? Pay attention. Cancer is a fact of life, something you'll figure out as you go along through yours.

p.s. 10 points to whoever points out the irony in his last post.
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[This message has been edited by Compos Mentis (edited June 03, 2004).]
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-06-03, 7:01 PM #127
HAHAHAHA I just read Kieran's post......

oh man, you crack me up.

guess all these people are jealous huh..

I mean, there's no reason to whine at me. Ya'll could just be like, ok whatever and not have to chip in with your opinion...

Its not like I post MY comments about every single one of YOUR pictures either... and believe me, I had a lot of "comments" in my mind when I saw that thread.

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My Life.
2004-06-03, 7:03 PM #128
Oh, and if I do get AIDS, hey, at least I lived a good life so far.

Are YOU content with your life so far??

I use protection anyway, and I don't **** sluts so I think I'm pretty safe.

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My Life.
2004-06-03, 7:04 PM #129
CANCER IS AN STD! WHY AM I THE LAST TO ALWAYS KNOW THESE THINGS?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-03, 7:07 PM #130
If your pictures weren't blatant ego-feeding collages, then yeah noone would get on you. But when you post a half naked picture of yourself on a board primarily dominated by teenage males, the question begs to be asked; Why the hell did you do that?

Same thing goes with your girl picture, while it was fine (although a tad more than the PG rating massassi tries to uphold, depending on your definition of PG), it was obviously just to stroke your own ego.

And like I said, before, with every post you make, I'm more and more glad all of my friends aren't like you. I live in a very large urban area, and I can tell when some kid is trying to act all big and tough and ghetto. It ain't flyin', noone here likes the way you try to play off your own ego, so please just stop trying to be so "cool". I'm sure you're really a nice dude, and all, but the "I'm so badass, and I get laid all the time" routine was tiring when I turned 15.

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[This message has been edited by Compos Mentis (edited June 03, 2004).]
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-06-03, 7:07 PM #131
^ no it aint

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2004-06-03, 7:12 PM #132
^ if you say so brah

and as I have said many times before, I didn't post that pic of myself to impress you peeps. I made it for my OWN personal use and I decided to show ya'll what I look like.

I didn't know so many of ya'll are jealous over stupid ****. If you want to get a 6pak then workout. If you want a chick, go and get one.

Its NOT hard.

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My Life.
2004-06-03, 7:19 PM #133
Did it ever cross your incredibly self-centered mind that maybe we aren't jealous? In fact, I can guarantee you that I have both things you just mentioned in your post. It's just annoying, and it's *******s like me who are going to point that out to you for the rest of your life. As I see it, you have the following choices:
A) Cooperate with the *******s, because they are too much of a hassle to ignore
B) Actually consider what they are saying, because sometimes they may actually be making some kind of normal "sense"
C) Ignore them completely, even the sane ones, living your life until you're old and decrepid. At this point, you'll soon realize you dread and despise the very same "dude-brah" attitude you once flaunted yourself.
D) eat an otter-pop, muttering to yourself how they should all "f*** theselves" for the rest of your disease-ridden life (sorry, condoms don't protect 100% from all STDs). After all, it'd be totally insane to maybe listen to what someone has to say. [this is similiar to choice B, only it has the added crab infestation bonus 2d20]

p.s. I'm done with this thread. Feel free to email me if you'd like to try on another *** -hat.
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[This message has been edited by Compos Mentis (edited June 03, 2004).]
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-06-03, 7:23 PM #134
PG must stand for Pr0n & Girls I guess [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

(j/k) <-- for the sake of me!

WORST. CONTRIBUTION. EVAR.!

[edit] (damn! late post *sigh*)

Em vs. CM
Break out the popcorn! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
[edit] Jeez I'm slow!

WORST. CONTRIBUTION. EVAR.!

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity

[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited June 03, 2004).]
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-06-03, 7:26 PM #135
why do you care about what I do so much?

I'm gonna do my own thing and no ones gonna stop me... specially some net geek @ massassi.net

So I guess that crosses out choice A

Hmmm lemme consider what you're saying... so basically you want me to stop posting pictures of myself and stop bein who I am just to please you guys??

Hahaha, **** no.

B is crossed out

Hmm C sounds cool, its amazing how you can see into the future and know what I'm thinkin about...

And D is out I guess, since I crossed out B.

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Look son, how about you stop givin a **** about what I do and concentrate on your own life?? I'm sure the urge to try to control me is very appealin to you but I'd rather not you get into MY business.

Thanks

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My Life.
My Tracks.
2004-06-03, 7:28 PM #136
awww and now you're quitting??

just when it was gettin funny too... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

does anyone wanna take his place?

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My Tracks.
2004-06-03, 7:32 PM #137
Sure.

STEP INSIDE SO I CAN MOP MY FLOOR WITH YOUR FACE!

OH WAIT I ONLY SWIFFER

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Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

-Correction
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2004-06-03, 7:32 PM #138
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
why do you care about what I do so much?

I'm gonna do my own thing and no ones gonna stop me... specially some net geek @ massassi.net

So I guess that crosses out choice A

Hmmm lemme consider what you're saying... so basically you want me to stop posting pictures of myself and stop bein who I am just to please you guys??

Hahaha, **** no.

B is crossed out

Hmm C sounds cool, its amazing how you can see into the future and know what I'm thinkin about...

And D is out I guess, since I crossed out B.

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Look son, how about you stop givin a **** about what I do and concentrate on your own life?? I'm sure the urge to try to control me is very appealin to you but I'd rather not you get into MY business.

Thanks

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chill out man....

Sometimes you get too damn hotheaded for your own good.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-03, 7:32 PM #139
Not me, but it's funny how the thread went from randomly converstion concerning girls to this flame war thing.

*shrugs*

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-06-03, 7:34 PM #140
I'm not mad, I just think its funny..

lol

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2004-06-03, 7:34 PM #141
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:

puhlease, if you geeks wanna try to diss me then do it right.

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You do realise that you're posting on a Star Wars gaming forum don't you?



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This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
2004-06-03, 7:40 PM #142
so? do you see me postin about Star Wars OR games??

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2004-06-03, 7:41 PM #143
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Compos Mentis:
I'm really glad I didn't find em's "girlfriend" to be very attractive, or I would have felt like a pedophile.

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indeed... the chick definitely looks underage to me.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-03, 7:42 PM #144
she is... she just turned 16 while I just turned 17

her bday is on the 6th of May while mines on the 10th

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2004-06-03, 7:45 PM #145
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
she is... she just turned 16 while I just turned 17

her bday is on the 6th of May while mines on the 10th

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Hey, give her a few years, and she will probably turn out great... However, as it is now, shes jailbait to most of us here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

16 will get most of us 20....


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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited June 03, 2004).]
2004-06-03, 7:47 PM #146
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
so? do you see me postin about Star Wars OR games??

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So? Most topics on the boards aren't about star wars or games either. But massassi is still a star wars site, which by default, make every member or visitor a "geek".



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This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
2004-06-03, 7:50 PM #147
hmm so if visit www.cool.com I'm cool???

do you realize how stupid you sound???

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2004-06-03, 7:53 PM #148
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Hey, give her a few years, and she will probably turn out great... However, as it is now, shes jailbait to most of us here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

16 will get most of us 20....

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hahah check out my chick before her:
[http://files.dmusic.com/music/x/c/xchromosome/2.jpg]

they WERE best friends too

[http://files.dmusic.com/music/x/c/xchromosome/all_of_us!!_9TH.jpg]




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2004-06-03, 7:54 PM #149
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
hmm so if visit www.cool.com I'm cool???

do you realize how stupid you sound???

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wow

So back on topic. My girlfriend is moving across the country in 4 months. Should I stay or go? I guess noone could really help with that, but a suggestion followed by your logic might help me straighten out my dillema.

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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-06-03, 8:10 PM #150
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
do you realize how stupid you sound???
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*sigh* Since "geek" was in inverted commas I thought I thought the intent would have been obvious. If you frequent sites like this, most people will consider you a "geek". I just found it amusing that you were calling other people geeks, when most people would do the same to you if they knew you hung out on a star wars site.


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
I'm gonna do my own thing and no ones gonna stop me... specially some net geek @ massassi.net
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Irony


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This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
2004-06-03, 8:11 PM #151
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
hahah check out my chick before her:
[http://files.dmusic.com/music/x/c/xchromosome/2.jpg]

they WERE best friends too

[http://files.dmusic.com/music/x/c/xchromosome/all_of_us!!_9TH.jpg]


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woo... more jailbait.

Show those to R. Kelly. It'll blow his mind. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-06-03, 8:14 PM #152
man, go peep the def of irony yourself, cuz you obviously don't know what it means.

and R. Kelly has NOTHIN on me! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-03, 8:21 PM #153
............um yeah I'm happy you have a girl and all Em Playa, but can you please not post photos of her in various states of undress on this public forum? I'm pretty sure photos of underage girls in their bras is on Brian's list of things Massassi could do without.

Feel free to post photos of her clothed of course.

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Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-06-03, 8:33 PM #154
ok I wont do it anymore

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2004-06-03, 8:36 PM #155
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
man, go peep the def of irony yourself, cuz you obviously don't know what it means.</font>


Wait, WHAT? "Go 'peep' the def[inition] of irony yourself..." WTF? Who uses the word "peep?" And what are you using it as? A synonym for "look up?" If you're going to make a retort, please at least use language that most people are familiar with, not some skewed version of English that you made up.


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Our very existence is at stake

Yay! I can finally join the snail-racing crew.

-@%
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2004-06-03, 8:49 PM #156
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
Wait, WHAT? "Go 'peep' the def[inition] of irony yourself..." WTF? Who uses the word "peep?" And what are you using it as? A synonym for "look up?" If you're going to make a retort, please at least use language that most people are familiar with, not some skewed version of English that you made up.


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You've heard of slang, right?


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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited June 03, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited June 03, 2004).]
2004-06-03, 8:51 PM #157
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
man, go peep the def of irony yourself, cuz you obviously don't know what it means.

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I also find it ironic that you are attempting to give me vocabulary lessons.



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This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
This one day I went to change my password, but being the clever chappy that I am, I accidently typed the new pw into the e-mail address bar and clicked submit, hence the slightly modified new user name. Go me and my awesome computer skills.
2004-06-03, 8:54 PM #158
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run-:
I also find it ironic that you are attempting to give me vocabulary lessons.
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cool babe

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2004-06-03, 8:56 PM #159
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
You've heard of slang, right?

</font>



Vernacular - yes.

Peep being used for anything other than "to look secretly" - no. Unless you count marshmellow peeps.

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Our very existence is at stake

Yay! I can finally join the snail-racing crew.

-@%
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2004-06-03, 8:59 PM #160
^ so just cuz you've never heard of it... means it doesn't exist?

geez... people here are dumber than I thought... and I thought you people were supposed to be smart?

eh, I guess that constitutes as ignorance but w/e

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