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Why are squirrls on islands?
2006-01-02, 11:43 AM #121
I think I'm going to have to PM this kid.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2006-01-02, 12:39 PM #122
Oh hey, guess what thread the little runt is avoiding now?

Bump - 15 hours.
2006-01-02, 1:14 PM #123
You still haven't answered my questions, goldpooper...
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2006-01-02, 1:33 PM #124
Aww look, cult-boy posted a second thread to criticize catholics and ignored this thread entirely! I guess he's trying another route to get into heaven now.
2006-01-02, 2:00 PM #125
Oh hey, guess who's still online but is too much of a brainwashed wuss to defend his own beliefs when faced with actual contradictory evidence?

If you guessed SF_GoldG_01, you're right!
2006-01-02, 2:08 PM #126
its funny that darwin made his book on evolution but doesnt mention in it ONCE on where life actually came from :em321:
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2006-01-02, 2:09 PM #127
Ok, I'm here, whats the damn question?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-02, 2:09 PM #128
Originally posted by petmc20:
its funny that darwin made his book on evolution but doesnt mention in it ONCE on where life actually came from :em321:


...go away.
2006-01-02, 2:12 PM #129
YOU WANTED ME HERE, NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT? MAKE IT QUICK I HAVE SOME HW TO DO...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-02, 2:13 PM #130
Um, read what's in the thread.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-02, 2:13 PM #131
they want to see evidence that you have a backbone and a sense of reasoning.
2006-01-02, 2:13 PM #132
Read Echoman's post on the previous page.

Read Echoman's post again.

Once more time for safety.

Respond.
2006-01-02, 2:15 PM #133
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
YOU WANTED ME HERE, NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT? MAKE IT QUICK I HAVE SOME HW TO DO...
That's funny. Is it your biology homework? I wouldn't know, I'm an ignorant IDIOT.

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
You are an ignorant IDIOT Jon'C
2006-01-02, 2:17 PM #134
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
YOU WANTED ME HERE, NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT? MAKE IT QUICK I HAVE SOME HW TO DO...


I believe he, among the rest of us, wanted you to respond to the evidence provided on the third page, that completely disproves everything you said was "proof" that evolution was wholly fake.
2006-01-02, 2:21 PM #135
All right, I will reply later today, right now I must go.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-02, 2:29 PM #136
Actually, Coolmatty, i wanted him to reply to these...

:D
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
okay, SF_Goldpoopper. It's time to explain me a few things.

If organic material cannot be created from unorganic, that's fine. Viruses are not organic, btw. But that's not the point. Where did your 'God' come from? Who or what created it? And don't give me that "it's always existed"-bulls**t, because i don't believe it. How did God create the earth? or the universe? I mean, where the hell did he get all the material for it? How did he create organic stuff? Organic can NOT be created from unorganic, so where did it come? Why is your 'god' (from now on it's 'god', not 'God'.) the one who created the universe? There are hundreds of other gods out there, and you believe your god is the one? wtf?

Please explain me these things so that i can fit them in my small brain. Don't tell me it can't be explained or that your 'god' created stuff from nothing. It sounds much more realistic that unorganic became organic, than that nothing became organic AND unorganic AND ready human beings. were Adam and Eve black or white people? If they were black, where did the white people come from? what? what? or asian? or you?
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2006-01-02, 2:30 PM #137
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
All right, I will reply later today, right now I must go.


= Maybe if I leave again, they'll forget the bull**** I posted.
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2006-01-02, 2:31 PM #138
Aye :(
2006-01-02, 2:35 PM #139
Maybe he'll ask his Charismatic Leader to assist him!

Edit: If so, I really look forward to hearing about the meteor-ship that will carry 144,000 of us off to heaven! :D
2006-01-02, 2:37 PM #140
Check this bad boy out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4552466.stm

EDIT!!!

42!!!
2006-01-02, 2:41 PM #141
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Maybe he'll ask his Charismatic Leader to assist him!


You mean me?

OH wait, Charismatic. Right.
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2006-01-02, 3:27 PM #142
Originally posted by Martyn:
Read Echoman's post on the previous page.

Read Echoman's post again.

Once more time for safety.

Respond.


That and the many, many other good points people have brought up.

I didn't counter all of the list. I stopped around 4 am. Hmm, I should add more.
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2006-01-02, 3:49 PM #143
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2006-01-02, 4:19 PM #144
I like this thread.
It has my official approval. You may now proceed. :)
DO NOT WANT.
2006-01-02, 4:50 PM #145
I really don't see why science has to contradict religion. I'm no biblical scholar (or scholar of anything for that matter), but I believe the bible says that God created the world and all life and everything on it. So why does this condradict the scientific history of earth and life? Couldn't God have created the earth or universe exactly as stated in the big bang theory? Starting with a giant mass, exploding it, and then molding that matter into planets, stars, galaxies, solar systems, etc? Couldn't he have created life by starting with the most basic single-celled life form, and then making subtle changes to diversify future generations and continuing this until you have modern man and all the other animals and plants? Hell, even the existance of dinosaurs fits into this. Maybe God starting developing them, decided he didn't like how emo they were, and then blew them all up.

Quote:
Bible's broken. Contradictions, faulty logistics--it doesn't make sense... So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden -- eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there... eleven, important number, prime number, one goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one--

Noah's Ark is a problem-- We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon-- Only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat...
2006-01-02, 5:17 PM #146
flying squirrls...swimming squirrls....
2006-01-02, 5:18 PM #147
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]I really don't see why science has to contradict religion. I'm no biblical scholar (or scholar of anything for that matter), but I believe the bible says that God created the world and all life and everything on it. So why does this condradict the scientific history of earth and life? Couldn't God have created the earth or universe exactly as stated in the big bang theory? Starting with a giant mass, exploding it, and then molding that matter into planets, stars, galaxies, solar systems, etc? Couldn't he have created life by starting with the most basic single-celled life form, and then making subtle changes to diversify future generations and continuing this until you have modern man and all the other animals and plants? Hell, even the existance of dinosaurs fits into this. Maybe God starting developing them, decided he didn't like how emo they were, and then blew them all up.[/QUOTE]


That's how I feel myself, but the religious nuts take what's in the Bible very literally, which is moronic.
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2006-01-02, 5:19 PM #148
[QUOTE=Vinny quoting Firefly]Bible's broken. Contradictions, faulty logistics--it doesn't make sense... So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden -- eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there... eleven, important number, prime number, one goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one--

Noah's Ark is a problem-- We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon-- Only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat...[/QUOTE]


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2006-01-02, 5:26 PM #149
Originally posted by Avenger:
That's how I feel myself, but the religious nuts take what's in the Bible very literally, which is moronic.

The bible can't be taken literally. Even the Catholic church admits that.
2006-01-02, 5:29 PM #150
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]I really don't see why science has to contradict religion. I'm no biblical scholar (or scholar of anything for that matter), but I believe the bible says that God created the world and all life and everything on it. So why does this condradict the scientific history of earth and life? Couldn't God have created the earth or universe exactly as stated in the big bang theory? Starting with a giant mass, exploding it, and then molding that matter into planets, stars, galaxies, solar systems, etc? Couldn't he have created life by starting with the most basic single-celled life form, and then making subtle changes to diversify future generations and continuing this until you have modern man and all the other animals and plants? Hell, even the existance of dinosaurs fits into this. Maybe God starting developing them, decided he didn't like how emo they were, and then blew them all up.[/QUOTE]

That's what I learned in Church.

Well, sort of.
2006-01-02, 5:47 PM #151
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]The bible can't be taken literally. Even the Catholic church admits that.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, but there are still those nuts thnat make me want to punch them in hte face.
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2006-01-02, 7:17 PM #152
15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense

I seem to be linking to this article WAY TOO OFTEN in various places. Maybe I should put it in my sig.
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2006-01-02, 7:31 PM #153
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]I really don't see why science has to contradict religion. I'm no biblical scholar (or scholar of anything for that matter), but I believe the bible says that God created the world and all life and everything on it. So why does this condradict the scientific history of earth and life? Couldn't God have created the earth or universe exactly as stated in the big bang theory? Starting with a giant mass, exploding it, and then molding that matter into planets, stars, galaxies, solar systems, etc? Couldn't he have created life by starting with the most basic single-celled life form, and then making subtle changes to diversify future generations and continuing this until you have modern man and all the other animals and plants? Hell, even the existance of dinosaurs fits into this. Maybe God starting developing them, decided he didn't like how emo they were, and then blew them all up.[/QUOTE]

Well, if the dinosaurs suddenly exploded, evolution was based on an invisible, undetectable intelligent force, and the Big Bang theory was staged by Hands of God, you got problems with what science stands for. There isn't any real observations and evidence for scientific growth. It seems faith and science are different subjects. And, I don't think religion would like to warp in different directions to explain such events.

*shrug*
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2006-01-02, 8:16 PM #154
They're different, yeah, but that doesn't mean that they can;t coexist in some sort of peace.
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2006-01-02, 8:44 PM #155
Originally posted by petmc20:
its funny that darwin made his book on evolution but doesnt mention in it ONCE on where life actually came from :em321:



easy answer. he didn't know. evolution is a logical conclusion. my christian friends always question me when the topic comes up and i say i support darwin's evolution theory (i'm christian too). they are mostly too ignorant to actually read up on thing's, and just listen to what their minister says. darwin just says that life is always changing. if a positive change comes along, the species keeps it. if it's bad, it fades away. this is where other scientists came up with how primates had a long series of very postive changes that ended in humans as we know them. bigger brains, taller, longer and more powerful limbs, opposable thumbs. the choice is up to everyone else. either where in that line of change from primate to human did god place us on the earth, or did we really just start as single celled organisms, with an even longer series of positive changes to our genetics. i, being a christian, believe god created us a short time ago, around ten thousand years, very close to the way our genetics exist today.
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2006-01-02, 8:51 PM #156
Originally posted by Echoman:
Well, if the dinosaurs suddenly exploded, evolution was based on an invisible, undetectable intelligent force, and the Big Bang theory was staged by Hands of God, you got problems with what science stands for. There isn't any real observations and evidence for scientific growth. It seems faith and science are different subjects. And, I don't think religion would like to warp in different directions to explain such events.

*shrug*

I never said I believed any of that, I'm just saying that if you wanted to you could fit science into religion.
2006-01-02, 9:21 PM #157
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]I never said I believed any of that, I'm just saying that if you wanted to you could fit science into religion.[/QUOTE]

I know. I didn't think you believed that in the first place.
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2006-01-03, 12:29 AM #158
I don't think it's possible to make religion a subset of science, or vice-versa. Even if you could do it, you shouldn't because it's stupid.

Science is about logical analysis and dismissal of impossibilities. By definition, matters of faith and the supernatural are beyond the scope of scientific investigation.

Religion is about all of the touchy-feeling nonsense that you can't prove. If you could prove it conclusively, it would cease to be religious faith and become cold fact.

SF_GoldG_01, and all of the other people who can't compartmentalize science and religion, deserve pity. Not only are they actively retarding their knowledge of the universe, but they're undermining their own religious beliefs out of some pathetic insecurity.
2006-01-03, 9:46 AM #159
Goldpooper still hasn't answered :(
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2006-01-03, 10:37 AM #160
i cant wait for his next response, they're comically brilliant.
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