In the future there will be robots and flying cars and Gold will still be hiding.

Well, I've avoided this thread because of gold, but now he's gone. Don't let what he's said leave a bad taste in your mouth about Jehovah's Witnesses. He's is quite possibly the worst example ever.

If anyone wants to have a serious conversation about Jehovah's Witnesses, PM me in the chat. Or better yet if they come to your door, be nice. We don't get paid for going door to door, and we don't believe that if you don't do it you aren't going to heaven or that only 144,000 will live.

I don't really want to have a conversation about it on the forums though, because I actually want to have a conversation, not a Jon`C bashing every time someone asks a question. :p (i still <3 Jon`c) I also don't want a debate. I'm not here to force my religion on anyone or to prove anyone wrong, but if anyone wants to know what we really believe, I'd love to tell them.

I just wanted to get that out there and not derail the thread, I just couldn't stand the thought of someone coming to your door to talk to you, and you giving them lots of crap because of what a strange Mexican said on the internet... haha

According to Gold... with time and evolution, he'll be a giraffe.

How about The Fifth Elephant, you whore.

I am amazed that so stupid a topic could turn into a seven page thread. Only on Massassi...

Right now, I really want to put a stick in the spokes of your tenspeed.

Just because someone does something for free doesn't mean I'm supposed to be nice. They still come onto the property after being asked not to. So they get shot with a BBgun anytime they come onto my front lawn. And I know when they do, because even my dog hates them. And no matter where he is in the house, will hear them coming.

do you ever get any post or friends at your house?

rob, sorry, but that seems kinda pointless to me. if you don't want them to come back, tell them to add you to the do not call list. if you don't want to wait for the next time they come by, call the local kingdom hall and they will take care of it for you.

so about those squirrels...

You were asking for it in the first post...

Bump.

I concur.

So a man walks into a bar....

CREATIONISM! GOD CREATED THE BAR. LOLZIER.

I read that as Brian Lozier...

As long as this thread stands, Gold will never return. Jon`C, you shall be the watcher at our gates, forever vigilant, protecting the realms of Massassi with your all-seeing gaze.

Jon, let the thread die and wait until he comes back, keeping it on your desktop, and then WHAM

The price we pay for freedom is eternal vigilance

?

We need Mark Hammil.

Let us spam him with copies of JK and links to Massassi.

Lol....

God, some bacon would be really good right about now.

Green bacon?

LOL!

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh these last pages are releasing a lot of tension in me ... Thanks guys.

Bump, bump bump and re-bump.

And here I thought that they only had drive-by arguments in England...

Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
[They drive up.]
Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.
[drives off]

In other words, bump. Come on gold. Those chromosomes ain't gonna fuse themselves (kinda)

Woiah, almost fell off the front page.

Havn't got that far yet. Just finished Hogfather, going to try and find Guards! Guards! next, I think. Feet of Clay and Night Watch have been the best I've read so far.

I think I'll get a couplr of burritos on the way to work.

Burritos > You

Stein full of 10% beer > burritos

I'm not dead or gone, I just got into some trouble down here with the law, and I'm still writing a justifiable answer, I dunno how long this is going to take, as I am on prohibation, and I can barely get some time to post around here.

EDIT: On a side note... I must admit that my feith haas been shooken in religion somewhat, I don't think I'll be returning for a long time, I have school exams coming up as well, and these are VERY important exams... If I get an 8 on them I flunk the school year, which I cannot afford.

Wow, I could never say you lack imagination, SFGold.

Meh, getting in trouble with the law down in Mexico isn't all that hard. :p

hahahaha, brilliant.

Getting in trouble isn't easy down here, its all just a matter of how much money you have or don't have. I'm was caught with a friend when we were with some chicks and well... were minors (Well according to the new law you need to be atleast 16 now)... we probably shouldn't have been doing what we were doing, but eh... now I'm on prohibation, and I'm busy.

Okay. I'll make sure to keep this thread on the front page for when you get back!

Ya ya ya ya, you might win the short run, but who knows who will win the long one.

that sounds like a bet.

not you?