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Why are squirrls on islands?
2006-01-06, 9:30 PM #201
I think Jon is more amused that he made such ridiculous claims in such a way that it was implied (or even explicitly stated) that he was so right and would always defend them. Yet when presented with overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he's further away from this thread than a fat kid from a treadmill.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-01-07, 12:22 AM #202
Originally posted by Orbit:
This shocks me. Jon`C, you are so immature it amazes me.

He thinks it's false. Leave it at that. Stop trying to convince him to see your ways, and leave him be.


But they aren't his ways, and they aren't ways, and they certainly aren't ways to *see*!

Knowledge is not a democracy.

And I disagree about 'leaving it at that'. This is dangerous. He'll tell his defenseless kids, like his peers have done before to him. This can't gain momentum (or even more).
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2006-01-07, 12:28 AM #203
Originally posted by Orbit:
This shocks me. Jon`C, you are so immature it amazes me.
:rolleyes:

Either you registered just to tell me that I'm immature, or you're SF_GoldG_01 trying to respond to the thread without having to respond to the points he promised to.
I think it's pretty damn funny no matter who you are.
2006-01-07, 9:44 AM #204
I stand corrected, Emon.

And no, I'm not SF_GoldG_01. :rolleyes:
2006-01-07, 10:16 AM #205
Originally posted by Orbit:
I stand corrected, Emon.

And no, I'm not SF_GoldG_01. :rolleyes:


Ah, one of his church friends.

Threads like these are the not the best first post threads.
2006-01-07, 6:18 PM #206
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
All right, I will reply later today, right now I must go.

Man, I wish days were 124 hours in my religion.
2006-01-07, 6:35 PM #207
Jon`C, you rock.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-01-08, 8:01 AM #208
Raining Squirrels!!! thats how thay get thare!! :em321:



http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a901207a.html
Dbug454 Of tHE JK.....
2006-01-08, 1:12 PM #209
Apart from the still standing chromosome fusing challenge to SF Gold, I'd like to issue a challenge to Obi Kwiet in which he explains

-how feathers probably evolved
-how the transition fish->amphibian probably happened

Can be really short (I'm close to exams and long texts make me want to ****ing vomit in someone's ear)
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2006-01-08, 4:58 PM #210
Feathers came from really hairy ticks that landed on things and then got stuck.
2006-01-09, 9:31 AM #211
bumpitty
2006-01-09, 11:15 AM #212
It seems we've effectively removed him from the forums.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-01-09, 11:27 AM #213
It appears so, yes.
2006-01-09, 12:08 PM #214
Do not let your guards down just yet. :p
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-09, 4:04 PM #215
This thread is teh funnies >.>
2006-01-09, 10:39 PM #216
The question is, do we continue to bump, or better yet, bookmark the thread and the next time goldy shows up we all just post links back here to subtly remind him of what needs to be done.

Ah wait, that would involve thread revival.

*Bump*
2006-01-10, 3:48 AM #217
I say we just sticky it.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-01-10, 4:28 AM #218
Stickying the thread is way too easy. Manually bumping it has a personal touch, you know?
2006-01-10, 6:55 AM #219
Gah. I skipped this thread when I saw it earlier. Now all the fun's gone already.
2006-01-10, 7:04 AM #220
202 hours later and I'm still waiting for SF_GoldG_01 to respond.

This is great.

Edit: Here are some fun comparisons.
In the time it's taking SF_GoldG_01 to respond to this thread, you could:

  • Watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy 18 times.
  • Play through Final Fantasy VII 5 times.
  • Play through Fable 50 times.
  • Read the Bible twice.
  • Walk 628 miles.
  • Go to Cancun and do tequila shots with a loose college co-ed.
2006-01-10, 9:36 AM #221
Originally posted by Jon`C:
  • Read the Bible twice.
  • Walk 628 miles.
  • Go to Cancun and do tequila shots with a loose college co-ed.


Probably one of those, either he started studying the bible and won't return until he remembers every single sentence, OR he walked away in shame, OR he stopped trolling and went to Cancun to do tequila shots with a loose college co-ed :D
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2006-01-10, 10:05 AM #222
Perhaps he's on the pilgrimage to Mecca.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2006-01-10, 10:06 AM #223
Or he went to a remote paradise with 143,999 others.
2006-01-10, 7:01 PM #224
Yeehaw.
2006-01-10, 7:08 PM #225
Originally posted by Jon`C:
202 hours later and I'm still waiting for SF_GoldG_01 to respond.

This is great.

Edit: Here are some fun comparisons.
In the time it's taking SF_GoldG_01 to respond to this thread, you could:

  • Watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy 18 times.
  • Play through Final Fantasy VII 5 times.
  • Play through Fable 50 times.
  • Read the Bible twice.
  • Walk 628 miles.
  • Go to Cancun and do tequila shots with a loose college co-ed.


Hahaha. This thread is great.
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-01-10, 8:10 PM #226
Originally posted by gothicX:
Or he went to a remote paradise with 143,999 others.


No, 144,00 go to heaven. Everyone else goes to paradise.

Duh, WTF.
2006-01-10, 8:44 PM #227
But why *are* squirrls on islands?
幻術
2006-01-10, 8:45 PM #228
You know, sometimes I wonder why I'm still here. Then I see a thread like this. I love you guys
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-01-10, 9:22 PM #229
Originally posted by Koobie:
But why *are* squirrls on islands?
Squirrls can swim, among other things.
2006-01-10, 9:22 PM #230
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Squirrls can swim, among other things.


No, god, that CAN'T be the answer, too simple and it doesn't confirm my beliefs dammit!
2006-01-10, 9:24 PM #231
216 hours now.

I just finished TTT.
2006-01-10, 9:26 PM #232
This thread is the reason why Massassi is the greatest website on the net...
Life is beautiful.
2006-01-10, 10:43 PM #233
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I just finished TTT.


Book or movie?
2006-01-10, 10:56 PM #234
Movie.

Almost halfway through RotK.
2006-01-11, 6:45 AM #235
look on the brightside.... he left.
2006-01-11, 6:56 AM #236
"He'll be back." (Terminator voice)
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-01-11, 7:25 AM #237
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Movie.

Almost halfway through RotK.


Go for the books. You can finish the entire trilogy twice before there's a comment from Goldyboy.
2006-01-11, 7:27 AM #238
I should read those books someday... when I get nerdy enough.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-01-11, 7:56 AM #239
Strata by Terry Pratchett
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2006-01-11, 8:47 AM #240
Bleck, books are annoying to read. ANNOYING!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
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