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Another one of my Jehova Witness threads...
2006-01-27, 7:22 PM #81
Originally posted by kyle90:
Those who reject the path to enlightenment must be destroyed. Those who seek the path to enlightenment must not be led astray!

True.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-27, 7:26 PM #82
Hallowed are the Ori.
Stuff
2006-01-27, 7:27 PM #83
Hahahaha. READ before "assuming."

Oh, and Kyle's being sarcastic, sort of making fun of you...
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2006-01-27, 7:27 PM #84
Right now I wish to say, that I no longer see a purpose for this thread... any one else share that vision?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-27, 7:28 PM #85
Those who follow the path of righteousness shall be raised up high. Pity not the blind man, for he is hindered not by the visions of this world, but rather pity yourselves...
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2006-01-27, 7:30 PM #86
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Right now I wish to say, that I no longer see a purpose for this thread... any one else share that vision?


You are the most annoyingly ignorant person I've ever had the displeasures of dealing with. Dude, I even stated how no bible thumpers have ever provided half the logic I did... and you proved my point.

Why don't you get angry and give up on massassi and leave like other people in the past who've been too daft to realize when they're wrong?
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2006-01-27, 7:33 PM #87
Originally posted by JediKirby:
You are the most annoyingly ignorant person I've ever had the displeasures of dealing with. Dude, I even stated how no bible thumpers have ever provided half the logic I did... and you proved my point.

Why don't you get angry and give up on massassi and leave like other people in the past who've been too daft to realize when they're wrong?


Because you haven't proved anything except how stupid you are.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-27, 7:34 PM #88
Fantastic retort. Logic VS Insults. But you're right, I'm the dumb one.
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2006-01-27, 7:36 PM #89
Life and death, light and darkness, hope and despair. The rift was created, and on that day, the Ori were born. The hatred of those who strayed from the true path festered and bloomed in the dark corners of the Avernakis to which they had been cast! Consumed by this hatred, they poisoned all they touched, bringing death, darkness and despair. The souls of their victims knew no peace, until the Ori came and whispered to them: 'Sleep, for the end draws near!' And on that day all will rejoice, when the Ori come and lay them low.
Stuff
2006-01-27, 7:37 PM #90
Originally posted by Rob:
If God KNOWS ALL, then he KNOWS what YOU WILL DO in the future, and there is NOTHING that will change that, because God CANNOT BE WRONG.

So obviously, life on Earth is a pointless waste of time, as an all knowing being he knows what you will do, and could pass judgement THEN. You know, instead of letting children STARVE TO DEATH, AND NEVER EVEN GET A CHANCE AT THIS BULL**** TEST YOU SPEAK OF.

So tell me: How can your potential of choices exist if you do not? And how is it relevant to know what someone would choose? All just useless information.


See, it's like this: People who want to hate God will form an image of Him in their minds that they will hate, instead of seeking what he's really like. People profess to know what worship means, when in fact they can barely give a simple definition.
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There is a crucial difference between servitude and slavery. Servitude is willful - you choose to do it. Moreover, you choose to do it because you want to do it. Slavery is not, and is often a resented lifestyle. Furthermore, it takes a strong will to truly want to serve someone. In slavery, you will is completely insignificant. If you're a slave, you can't back out of it. Servants can.
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But if he's got this heaven business, the whole "giving life" thing seems sort of like a 'game,' doesn't it? Why would he do that? To test you? So if he's so good, why does he test his subjects?
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So, wait... nevermind.

You may think the concept of Satan doing the testing is an odd concept, but it's not. Back in the day, the Israelites' weapons were made by the Palestinians, their enemies. Think about that a moment. The very weapons their enemies made was used to destroy them (and it still happens today). And here comes the purpose of testing: what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Can any of you say that a difficult situation in your life that you've been through hasn't made you wiser and stronger?
The sole purpose of Satan's existance is to attempt to destroy us. And when he fails, we become wiser and stronger. He's little more than a tool. What's good for us in the long run isn't alway pleasant at the present time.
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2006-01-27, 7:39 PM #91
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
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There is a crucial difference between servitude and slavery. Servitude is willful - you choose to do it. Moreover, you choose to do it because you want to do it. Slavery is not, and is often a resented lifestyle. Furthermore, it takes a strong will to truly want to serve someone. In slavery, you will is completely insignificant. If you're a slave, you can't back out of it. Servants can.


Except the whole thing of the concequence of backing down being a neverending flesh burning eye-poke-outing HELL. But hey, you got to choose.
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2006-01-27, 7:45 PM #92
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Except the whole thing of the concequence of backing down being a neverending flesh burning eye-poke-outing HELL. But hey, you got to choose.


Hell is not that. Its just death. The holy spirit leaves your body, and you die. You don't go anywhere, you just simply cease to exist.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-27, 7:46 PM #93
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
True.


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Hold the **** on.

God wants those that reject his path destroyed, and yet the bible states that he loves all of his children and wants them to be with him, even if they reject that path?


You, my good friend, are an ignorant ****head.
2006-01-27, 7:46 PM #94
Well done kyle. Well done indeed.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-27, 7:50 PM #95
*bows*

I made SF_Gold say that he agrees with the teachings of the Ori. I think that pretty much discounts any argument he could ever make.
Stuff
2006-01-27, 7:51 PM #96
Yeah. Pretty much.
Pissed Off?
2006-01-27, 8:03 PM #97
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
So tell me: How can your potential of choices exist if you do not? And how is it relevant to know what someone would choose? All just useless information.


See, it's like this: People who want to hate God will form an image of Him in their minds that they will hate, instead of seeking what he's really like. People profess to know what worship means, when in fact they can barely give a simple definition.


No.

It wasn't like I just woke up one day, POOF, your religion sucks.

God either KNOWS ALL, or he doesn't. You don't get to pick both.

If he DOES know all, and you don't have free will, and the human life, and suffering are equally pointless.

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There is a crucial difference between servitude and slavery. Servitude is willful - you choose to do it. Moreover, you choose to do it because you want to do it. Slavery is not, and is often a resented lifestyle.


Theres also a big difference between children starving dying of disease and famine. Because hey, they willfully died right. Cause, God, he's such a nice guy. Loves all his children. Well, unless they're African. God could give a **** about Africa apparently.

This whole "Life being God's test" is probably the most STUPID thing I've ever heard in my entire life. It was ludicrous sounding when I was 6, and its even more stupid sounding now.

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Furthermore, it takes a strong will to truly want to serve someone. In slavery, you will is completely insignificant. If you're a slave, you can't back out of it. Servants can.

This argument is totally irrelevant. I didn't say ANYONE was a slave to god. Point it out if you can, because you can't.

I did however say, that you have NO FREE WILL if God knows all. If he knows everything, and knows what you will do next, then you don't have free will.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH OMGSATAN.



There are tons of things in life that haven't made me stronger that have sucked. Children starving doesn't make them stronger, and starving isn't Satan testing them.

Get off your western civilization high horse. God is SO DAMN CONVENIENT when you have everything. A roof over your head, clothes, nutrition, but to the people out there dying for no reason right now, God isn't worth a damn. And like I said, if he knew everything then he must be a sadistic **** if he's letting people be born into those situations. That or he doesn't care.
2006-01-27, 8:13 PM #98
Originally posted by JediKirby:
And you need to be part of the cult to call it a cult? I think we've learned enough about it to deduce as much.

Honestly, it's a mini-government of religious twirps who pick and choose what to believe out of some floppy textbook written by a bunch of hebrews after toking up with a peace-keeper called Jesus.


the JW's dont just pick out of what to believe in the bible, they believe the whole thing. and they dont toker up to Jesus, they so called "toking up" with Jehova who is our God not Jesus.
Matt
2006-01-27, 8:14 PM #99
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
the JW's dont just pick out of what to believe in the bible, they believe the whole thing. and they dont toker up to Jesus, they so called "toking up" with Jehova who is our God not Jesus.


Your God is still God.

Jehovah is your profit.

Jesus is not a God. He too is a prophet.

THERE ARE TOO MANY GOD DAMN PROPHETS ABOUT!
2006-01-27, 8:17 PM #100
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
the JW's dont just pick out of what to believe in the bible, they believe the whole thing. and they dont toker up to Jesus, they so called "toking up" with Jehova who is our God not Jesus.


Holy ****, read my post. Just read it.
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2006-01-27, 8:20 PM #101
i agree, the Ori are freaking cool.

That one dude has the force, and he's invincable

Bow down to your True gods!
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2006-01-27, 8:20 PM #102
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Hell is not that. Its just death. The holy spirit leaves your body, and you die. You don't go anywhere, you just simply cease to exist.



Thats somewhat what the JW's believe. They dont believe in hell at all cause to them there is none, but there is demons and Satan. They also believe u dont have a soul, u are a soul. Now of holy spirit leaves ur body, idk what they feel on that but i do know when u die, u die and they only thing that can bring u back is God remembering you.
Matt
2006-01-27, 8:23 PM #103
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Holy ****, read my post. Just read it.



i did, but ill reread it to make u happy so u wont all get emotional about this silly thread. ill edit this post to tell u what i think.

Edit: Ok, i reread it and i didnt get what u were trying to prove, so maybe if u want u could rewrite so i can understand what ur trying to prove. But as for now I dont see how it works in with this thread :p
Matt
2006-01-27, 9:54 PM #104
Originally posted by kyle90:
*bows*

I made SF_Gold say that he agrees with the teachings of the Ori. I think that pretty much discounts any argument he could ever make.


You're my hero :p
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2006-01-27, 10:13 PM #105
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
i did, but ill reread it to make u happy so u wont all get emotional about this silly thread. ill edit this post to tell u what i think.

Edit: Ok, i reread it and i didnt get what u were trying to prove, so maybe if u want u could rewrite so i can understand what ur trying to prove. But as for now I dont see how it works in with this thread :p


so one dewd n this guy git 2gther, one dewd is jesus, and teh other is a postl. he rites down wut jesus sed n bleves it. im sayn tht they got hi so he blevd theyr frm god r somthng
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2006-01-27, 10:28 PM #106
Amen kirby. Amen.
Life is beautiful.
2006-01-27, 11:22 PM #107
Originally posted by Wolfy:
If you think they're stupid, then isn't it better that they have no voice in the government?


Win.
2006-01-28, 6:54 AM #108
I'm glad someone[/b] has some sense.
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2006-01-28, 7:06 AM #109
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
the JW's dont just pick out of what to believe in the bible, they believe the whole thing. and they dont toker up to Jesus, they so called "toking up" with Jehova who is our God not Jesus.

Haha. That's funny.

Originally posted by Rob:
Your God is still God.

Jehovah is your profit.

Jesus is not a God. He too is a prophet.

THERE ARE TOO MANY GOD DAMN PROPHETS ABOUT!

Depending on your beliefs, Jesus may be considered an extension of God, and not just a prophet.
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2006-01-28, 9:32 AM #110
Ahhhh why can't people understand this???!

In our religion:
Jehova is God (Jehova is God's name)
Holy Spirit is the force (I had to use terms that you would understand)
Jesus is God's son and 2nd in command if you will.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-28, 10:05 AM #111
Whoa, your religion has the force? Sign me up!
Stuff
2006-01-28, 10:21 AM #112
Jesus tap dancing Christ! What is it with people ripping into JW? This thread started out legitimately and then just turned into a gangbang of a religion that keeps mostly to itself. Don't like the way that religion comes to a conclusion? Well, that isn't affecting you so have a nice hot cup of STFU.
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2006-01-28, 10:56 AM #113
Originally posted by JediKirby:
so one dewd n this guy git 2gther, one dewd is jesus, and teh other is a postl. he rites down wut jesus sed n bleves it. im sayn tht they got hi so he blevd theyr frm god r somthng


Man, that was too damned funny.
2006-01-28, 10:57 AM #114
In a way... we do have the force... but I'm not going to get technical because you should really talk to a true witness about it.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-28, 12:16 PM #115
Unless you can open the fridge and call a beer to your hand, you don't have the Force :p
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2006-01-28, 1:42 PM #116
No, its not like that. How ever, talk to a true witness about this, not me.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-01-28, 2:04 PM #117
Stop breathing.
2006-01-28, 2:33 PM #118
well if were going to question JW's about their religion lets bring some Jews in here with some Christians and some Islams and others. If not lets just stop this thread cause it has no point, cause if i remember each person has their right to believe in what they want to, if u dont like it, tough for u
Matt
2006-01-28, 2:36 PM #119
I also have the right to think you're retarded, incase you forgot.

PS, you're retarded.
2006-01-28, 2:58 PM #120
Originally posted by Rob:
I also have the right to think you're retarded, incase you forgot.

PS, you're retarded.



lmao, wow thats harsh !! im hurt......not

well ur opinion isnt held very high in my regards
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