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New Pet to scare off intruders...

2006-06-11, 6:03 PM #1

Spiral

Is getting dizzy...

Posts: 1,918

She lives by our front door

[http://laboratory.sorrowind.net/blackwidow.jpg]

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2006-06-11, 6:16 PM #2

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Last one of those that lived by my front door got a quick spray of poison. I ESPECIALLY don't like black widows.

Life is beautiful.

2006-06-11, 6:16 PM #3

Final_Hope__

After me, all is lost

Posts: 896

Eeeewwww. I hate spiders.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

2006-06-11, 6:18 PM #4

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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EAT IT!

2006-06-11, 6:18 PM #5

Spiral

Is getting dizzy...

Posts: 1,918

yes.. I want to bring it a horrible death, but we don't have any spray, and I'm too afraid I will miss with a shoe, and just **** it off.. after all, it knows where I live.

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2006-06-11, 6:22 PM #6

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]

YEAH!!!

2006-06-11, 6:24 PM #7

Spiral

Is getting dizzy...

Posts: 1,918

not quite sure that would work...

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2006-06-11, 6:24 PM #8

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]
WHAT HE SAID!!

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:25 PM #9

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]YEAH!!![/QUOTE]

WHOOOO!

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-06-11, 6:29 PM #10

Roach

Registered User

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]
This man has a good idea...

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:30 PM #11

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]YEAH!!![/QUOTE]

YEAH, EAT IT!

2006-06-11, 6:34 PM #12

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

just don't let it move into your computer... >.>

also, testing forum censoring... piss, thank you

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2006-06-11, 6:34 PM #13

Roach

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Originally posted by Roach:

This man has a good idea...

Hell yeah he does. Go for it.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:37 PM #14

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Originally posted by Roach:

Hell yeah he does. Go for it.

them two are such a good team, i wish i were that cool.

2006-06-11, 6:37 PM #15

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Get drunk tonight, and after a few beers, pee on it.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-06-11, 6:38 PM #16

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Get drunk tonight, and after a few beers, pee on it.

AND THEN EAT IT!!!

yeah... thats so awesome i wish i had a spider and a full bladder right now.

2006-06-11, 6:41 PM #17

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]yeah... thats so awesome i wish i had a spider and a full bladder right now.[/QUOTE]
I hear that! Spiral, you could only be so lucky...

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:43 PM #18

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yea

think of all those starving kids, what they wouldn't do for a spider that juicy.... think of the protein.

mmmmmm.

2006-06-11, 6:44 PM #19

Roach

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You know, Spe has a good idea. I mean, imagine the stories you could tell class mates.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:45 PM #20

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or on a simpler level, its a life experience you've never had, you'll come away from this a wiser man.

2006-06-11, 6:47 PM #21

Roach

Registered User

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]YEAH, EAT IT![/QUOTE]
These guys have the right idea.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:47 PM #22

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

what kind of spider is it?

I think we need some sort of reference of size.

it could be tiny.

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2006-06-11, 6:48 PM #23

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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large or small, theres only one important thing....

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]

2006-06-11, 6:49 PM #24

Roach

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

what kind of spider is it?

Black widow. I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and say you should eat it, Spiral.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:51 PM #25

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you know... its not even a bandwagon, its more of a MUNCHY TRUCK

hey, you could always cook it somehow.

deep fried black widow.

or steamed black widow with a nice spicy sauce and maybe some potatos.

2006-06-11, 6:53 PM #26

Roach

Registered User

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My friend ate a slug one time, my friends all agreed it was the coolest drunken act he's ever commited. Imagine what your friends will think when you eat that!

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:54 PM #27

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]you know... its not even a bandwagon, its more of a MUNCHY TRUCK

hey, you could always cook it somehow.

deep fried black widow.

or steamed black widow with a nice spicy sauce and maybe some potatos.[/QUOTE]

What's taters precious? Whats taters, eh?

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-06-11, 6:55 PM #28

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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even moreso, you can video yourself eating it.

then go to all your friends and make a wager!

"i bet you $20 i'll eat a black widow spider!"

"no way!"

"way"

"no way!"

"way"

"no way!"

"way"

"no way!"

"way"

"no way!"

"way"

"no way!"

"way"

"no way"

"way"

"no way"

*show them the video*

"way"

2006-06-11, 6:56 PM #29

Roach

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Originally posted by Roach:

My friend ate a slug one time, my friends all agreed it was the coolest drunken act he's ever commited. Imagine what your friends will think when you eat that!

Just a slug? You should see what my friend has eatten. He was sober too...

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:57 PM #30

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Originally posted by Roach:

Just a slug? You should see what my friend has eatten. He was sober too...

i hear this guy on the internet called Spiral is gonna eat a black widow!

2006-06-11, 6:58 PM #31

Roach

Registered User

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]i hear this guy on the internet called Spiral is gonna eat a black widow![/QUOTE]
Man, I want to party with that guy!

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 6:58 PM #32

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Originally posted by Roach:

Man, I want to party with that guy!

I'm gonna buy him a hooker!

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-06-11, 7:00 PM #33

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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yeah, he is one funky dude.

anyone who eats spiders is a god in my book.

2006-06-11, 7:00 PM #34

Roach

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

I'm gonna buy him a hooker!

Why buy him a hooker? Just tell her he ate a spider and her pants will literally fly off in anticipation.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 7:02 PM #35

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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heres a fact i found (it must be true, it was on the internet)

"If you eat a spider, Jimmy Page will love and respect you as an equal."

2006-06-11, 7:03 PM #36

Roach

Registered User

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Jimmy Page ate spiders when heroin was no longer enough...

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2006-06-11, 7:04 PM #37

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

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Originally posted by Roach:

Why buy him a hooker? Just tell her he ate a spider and her pants will literally fly off in anticipation.

Oh sure, lets all be cheap for the spider eating guy! You sicken me! He a at spider for christsakes!

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-06-11, 7:05 PM #38

Roach

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Oh sure, lets all be cheap for the spider eating guy! You sicken me! He a at spider for christsakes!

What have you eatten to be free-hooker-worthy?

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-11, 7:05 PM #39

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Oh sure, lets all be cheap for the spider eating guy! You sicken me! He a at spider for christsakes!

you're just bitter because you didnt do something so brilliant.

seriously, eating a spider makes you a more capable lover than six batmans on one robin.

2006-06-11, 7:05 PM #40

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Roach:

Black widow.

F**K!!

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  do her}
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