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New Pet to scare off intruders...
2006-06-14, 1:27 PM #161
I'm actually glad that I havn't eaten the spider yet.. like a fine wine, it gets better with age... it has made an egg sack!!!!
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2006-06-14, 1:32 PM #162
According to Dr. G.B. Edwards, an arachnologist with the Florida State Collection of Arthropods in Gainesville, the brown widow venom is twice as potent as black widow venom. However, they do not inject as much venom as a black widow, are very timid, and do not defend their web. The brown widow is also slightly smaller than the black widow.
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2006-06-14, 1:35 PM #163
barbecue the egg sack and spread it over some bread, it goes lovely with a coffee in the morning.
2006-06-14, 1:43 PM #164
don't think I should listen to you folk.. if I had.. the spider would have been eaten days ago, and I wouldn't have been blessed with a delicious egg sac!!
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2006-06-14, 1:44 PM #165
Nice sticky rice krispy treats made with web as a desert?
2006-06-14, 1:48 PM #166
So wait, you're going to eat it, right?
>>untie shoes
2006-06-14, 1:48 PM #167
blech, unless u want your house crawiling with a crapload more of spiders I suggest u kill the main spider and annihilate that sack
2006-06-14, 1:51 PM #168
Yes. Melt its face!
2006-06-14, 1:53 PM #169
the phrase "annihilate that sack" just causes me great pain
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2006-06-14, 1:57 PM #170
haha. well forget your genitals for a second, and imagine that sack hatching and your house crawling with tons of those spiders....kill the bug and her spawn
2006-06-14, 1:58 PM #171
Now I get a picture of a million spiders in my sack.
2006-06-14, 2:14 PM #172
Sacks hatching? Why do I suddenly feel like we're talking about Alien?
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2006-06-14, 2:20 PM #173
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
haha. well forget your genitals for a second, and imagine that sack hatching and your house crawling with tons of those spiders....kill the bug and her spawn

let them hatch! it will be all-you-can-eat heaven!
2006-06-14, 2:29 PM #174
Eat them in a bowl with milk.
2006-06-14, 2:59 PM #175
I got bit by a spider last night, I passed the little ******* this morning. I wasn't lucky enough to have the opportunity of a preemptive strike like you, Spiral. Bite it first.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-14, 4:57 PM #176
No one has eaten a spider yet. This makes me feel the need to gbk out.

:( :( :(
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-15, 10:16 PM #177
Ok now I am getting images from the movie arachniphobia in my mind. EAT.


man... I saw that movie when I was like... 8. Baaaad memories.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-06-16, 4:42 PM #178
The Spider is NOW no longer among the land of the living... I'll let you all imagine how it met it's end...
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2006-06-16, 4:51 PM #179
dont forget to kill the babies in the egg sack
2006-06-16, 4:52 PM #180
Yes. Remember to do an abortion.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-06-16, 4:52 PM #181
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
dont forget to kill the babies in the egg sack


Worry not baby, they are being digested.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-06-16, 4:58 PM #182
LOL I AM SO FUNNY LOL I MAEK POAST BOUT EATING SPIDER!


LOL.


[http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/Stinkywrix/downs.gif]
2006-06-16, 4:59 PM #183
Originally posted by Spiral:
The Spider is NOW no longer among the land of the living... I'll let you all imagine how it met it's end...


Tell me you ate it. Even if you're lying, just say you did. I cant bear to think that you didnt eat it.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-16, 5:27 PM #184
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
haha. well forget your genitals for a second, and imagine that sack hatching and your house crawling with tons of those spiders....kill the bug and her spawn

Now imagine billions of babies being born all over the world infesting the entire planet's surface. Creepy huh? BABIES
2006-06-16, 6:25 PM #185
Look what I just found! It's scientific FACT that you should eat the spider!

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spider
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-06-17, 12:30 PM #186
nice
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2006-06-17, 1:31 PM #187
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Look what I just found! It's scientific FACT that you should eat the spider!

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spider

WIN
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2006-06-18, 10:27 AM #188
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
LOL I AM SO FUNNY LOL I MAEK POAST BOUT EATING SPIDER!


LOL.


[http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/Stinkywrix/downs.gif]

LOL MY NAME IS STINKYWRIST
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-18, 11:56 AM #189
Originally posted by Roach:
LOL MY NAME IS STINKYWRIST


LOL MY NAME IS ROACH

LOL
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-18, 12:07 PM #190
I don't get it.

Has he eatten yet?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-18, 12:15 PM #191
ZOMG SPIDARS ENTRY.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-18, 3:19 PM #192
You realize that he's probably swinging about somewhere fighting crime right about now making out with unhealthily attractive women upside-down.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-18, 3:30 PM #193
[http://www.bookgasm.com/wp-content/images/upsidedown.kiss.jpg]

OMG it's spiral...erm..yeah...see!
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