We all know spiderman really ate his spiders, none ever trully stung him.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]so... has anyone ever thought about telling him to eat it?[/QUOTE]

DUDE! That is frigging BRILLIANT! He should EAT it!

Baby Jesus wants you to eat the spider.

i want to eat baby jesus instead

This might have been said earlier, but either eat it or beat it.

why beat when you can eat?

Is this the next batch of Chuck Norris jokes? Jimmy Page jokes?

The black widow does not climb the wall, it pushes it down.

the black widow does not push it down, it gets eaten by a man with balls of steel.

I hate this thread. In fact, I will do something totally out of the question, and recommend YOU to not eat the spider, but in fact cook it and feed it to your room mate. To let him know you appreciate him. That is the only way to go.

http://www.doacs.state.fl.us/pi/enpp/ento/venomousspiders.html


chris seriously dont get really close to that spider, just spray it from far away ok

Necrosis? Sounds tasty.

I suppose JediKirby was kinda right.. it seems to be a "brown widdow" which is a species of black widow..



The brown widow is highly variable in color. It may be almost white to almost black. Typically, it is a light to medium brown, with an orange hourglass marking on the underside of the abdomen. The leg segments are banded, with one half of each segment lighter in color than the other half. The back often has a row of white spots (rarely orange or light blue), and there are a few white stripes on each side. Dark individuals lack these markings and are difficult to distinguish from black widows. If an eggsac is present, this is the best identifying characteristic. Brown widow eggsacs are tan, spherical, and have many small tufts of silk sticking out from them. They resemble a 'sandspur.' The other widows make white, smooth eggsacs that tend to be pear-shaped. The brown widow is an extremely timid spider which has rarely been reported to bite. However, it is an introduced species and is the most human-adapted of the species occurring in Florida. Its webs may occur anywhere there is sufficient space to make one. It may be extremely abundant on houses and other man-made structures (e.g., barns, fences, guard rails, bridges). It reproduces frequently and disperses rapidly, making it nearly impossible to eat.

there is one way to control them!

eat it!

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]there is one way to control them!

eat it![/QUOTE]
Why what a brilliant plan! I wish this had popped up sooner, he might have eaten it sooner and be given:

Super Spidey Powers
A hooker
Two more hookers
Five hookers
Several more hookers
Nutritional value that is only obtained via a spider.

Stop stalling and just eat it!

I bet spider man doesn't actually produce web. He just shoots out the web from spiders he has eaten.

EDIT: Apparently Africa agrees with this thread.

http://www.extremescience.com/BiggestSpider.htm


bottom.

an entire continent can't be wrong.

spe, I've got this weird idea here.

Do you think he should eat it? I mean, I'd give a man my life's savings if he ate a spider. I wish I had a spider to eat.

Spider web is sticky. This thread should be stickied.

Spider webs are also fragile and destroyed as soon as they are touched by administrators.

Humans, rather

Spiral, has it trapped you inside your house? It's just... you haven't posted it's gone yet.

(Eat it already).

If you eat it, will your poop be trapped inside by webs?

if it does, that will make consuming the spider even more important.

Yes, it is a must to eat it now.

Don't you want to be a spider because we are what we eat.

Oh. My. Eat.

i think rather then eating the spider, I should teach it to do my bidding and go after the man in the truck that splashed me. then again.. I'd be kinda afraid that the man might just eat the spider...

anyway, you know what happens when you swallow a spider? then you have to swallow a bird, then a cat.. then a dog... eventually I'll have to swallow a horse and then die..

Eat the trucker and the spider! They then will be stuck fighting an internal battle within your organs. Well atleast until you take a dump.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]
THIS SHOULD HAVE A POLL

A poll would be senseless because everyone knows that he has to eat it.

Obviously you're not a Conehead.

Eat it... because Lemmiwinks could use a friend.

you guys are sick

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Yeah, I've been deprived of my spider-eating for over 3 weeks.

EAT IT!

If you're not going to eat it....

at least drink it.

My friend ate a cockroach totally sober for $5

Just use hairspray and a lighter on it.

chop it in half

eat one half

drink the other

Yes. This is what must be done. Put the spider in the blender!