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New Pet to scare off intruders...
2006-06-11, 7:06 PM #41
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]
I love how that was the first thing that came to your mind. I say go for it.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 7:06 PM #42
Originally posted by Ruthven:
F**K!! :eek:


no....

E*T!! :eek:
2006-06-11, 7:07 PM #43
Originally posted by Roach:
What have you eatten to be free-hooker-worthy?


You just dont get it do you? The point is not that he could get the hooker for free. The point is that we should all be paying for a hooker despite the fact he could get one or two or seven hundred sixty seven for free.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 7:08 PM #44
yeah but its a matter of respect.

dont diss the man, he'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
2006-06-11, 7:08 PM #45
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
You just dont get it do you? The point is not that he could get the hooker for free. The point is that we should all be paying for a hooker despite the fact he could get one or two or seven hundred sixty seven for free.

What if he just tipped her?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 7:10 PM #46
actually, i had a thought.

if the hooker at a spider, s/he would be within their rights to charge good money.

Spiral would pay a reasonable fee.

But for a mere noneater such as us, the price would be obscenely phenomenal.

Like... the sixteenth number following infinity.
2006-06-11, 7:11 PM #47
What?


Anyway, I say you should eat it, but slowly. It could be dangerous.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 7:14 PM #48
well we all know how black widows operate...

if you dont eat it, it will most definately eat you.
2006-06-11, 7:14 PM #49
I say swallow it whole and see if its still alive when you "release" it.

That would be weird to have a spider pop out and crawl up your back (or on your sack..).
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 7:15 PM #50
Survival of the fittest I say. It's a boy-eat-spider world out there...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 7:15 PM #51
darwin would come back from the grave and shake your hand if you eat it.
2006-06-11, 7:17 PM #52
Hell, he'd probably offer his loins to you for your own personal uses.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 7:20 PM #53
God would unmake himself just to prove evolution is true if you eat that spider.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 7:22 PM #54
yeah, and then promote you to God in the celestial branch of the universe corporation.
2006-06-11, 7:25 PM #55
Of course those that encouraged the spider feast shall be rewarded. It is demanded!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 7:33 PM #56
Originally posted by Roach:
Of course those that encouraged the spider feast shall be rewarded. It is demanded!


Heathen! We shall not draw people to the spider eating with promises of rewards! How are we supposed to then know who is truly faithful!?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 7:37 PM #57
Originally posted by Ruthven:
what kind of spider is it?

I think we need some sort of reference of size.

it could be tiny.

yeah, he should put his hand right next to it and take another picture...

he *probably* won't get bitten...

And yeah, the red diamond shape on its back gives it away...

I've seen many a black widow in my day.

They were relatively common where I used to live.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-06-11, 7:41 PM #58
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I say swallow it whole and see if its still alive when you "release" it.

That would be weird to have a spider pop out and crawl up your back (or on your sack..).

lol, no.. People used to swallow live goldfish in the 70's and the fish would live for a couple hours before the acid killed them. (apparently it was quite a trip to have a goldfish swimming around in your stomach)

Anyway, spiders don't like fluid, so I imagine the survival time would be significantly less.

On a similar note, does anyone know how long a house fly will survive in a deep fry vat? The answer: A heck of a lot longer than you'd expect. They swim around in circles for about 30 seconds... *shrug*
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-06-11, 7:48 PM #59
This is possibly the funniest thread we've had in a long time. The "I'd buy him a hooker!" post made me **** myself laughing. Brovo.
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2006-06-11, 7:57 PM #60
Well, as they say:

Quote:
When in Rome, eat it.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2006-06-11, 8:00 PM #61
dont black widows jump? and are deadly posionous. erm I wouldnt be egging spiral on, I mean you do still want him alive to make levels right?

and chris, dude Fumigate, go by something from Wal Mart or something that kills deadly spiders and then spray the whole ****load out of the can onto it. that'll teach it.

That or leave it there and leave the chance of it getting in the house and biting one of you all and killing u. ...I'd opt for the spray
2006-06-11, 8:02 PM #62
It's NOT a black widdow.
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2006-06-11, 8:04 PM #63
You know what it is?

Its tasty.
2006-06-11, 10:00 PM #64
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I say swallow it whole and see if its still alive when you "release" it.

That would be weird to have a spider pop out and crawl up your back (or on your sack..).

OH GOD OH GOD I HATE YOU NOW!!! *SHUDDERS UNCONTROLLABLY* This thread was funny up until now.... ;lakjdf;lkjasd;fljkas;dlf;a
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-06-11, 10:10 PM #65
If I eat a spider, will I grow up to be awesome like Spiral if--no no no...WHEN he eats the spider?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-06-11, 10:20 PM #66
Lol this thread reminds me of the infamous "spider thread"! :P
<3
2006-06-11, 10:33 PM #67
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]EAT IT![/QUOTE]
You know, I never would have thought to do that. This is the sort of thing that brings me back to Massassi; wonderful ideas.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 10:34 PM #68
No. That's a trap. Don't eat it!!!
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2006-06-11, 10:34 PM #69
Aw man, we need Spider Al in here quick!
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2006-06-11, 10:43 PM #70
Originally posted by Echoman:
No. That's a trap. Don't eat it!!!

I wouldn't trust this guy. Stafford and Roach seem to have the right idea. I say eat it.
2006-06-11, 10:43 PM #71
God I love you guys.
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2006-06-11, 10:53 PM #72
Originally posted by Sith_Devastator:
I wouldn't trust this guy. Stafford and Roach seem to have the right idea. I say eat it.

I hate to say it, but he is right you know...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 10:59 PM #73
Roach is a dirty liar. How dare you try to trick Spiral into eating that spider. You disgust me.
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2006-06-11, 11:09 PM #74
The number of posts about eating it outnumber the warnings. The truth lies in the majority!

o.0
2006-06-11, 11:09 PM #75
Originally posted by Echoman:
Roach is a dirty liar. How dare you try to trick Spiral into eating that spider. You disgust me.

Trick? Pft, merely stating the obvious: he should eat it. How dare you for trying to keep a man away from his god-given meal!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-11, 11:13 PM #76
Remember back to 1987. You remember that little boy Jimmy? You remember talking to him about how he should "make love" to that rattlesnake, don't you? Well, where is Jimmy now, b****? Where is Jimmy NOW?
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2006-06-11, 11:15 PM #77
Originally posted by Echoman:
Remember back to 1987. You remember that little boy Jimmy? You remember talking to him about how he should "make love" to that rattlesnake, don't you? Well, where is Jimmy now, b****? Where is Jimmy NOW?
...In a dead-end job that he hates, trying to support his snake-babies?
2006-06-11, 11:19 PM #78
Exactly. All because Jimmy introduced the snake to his "snake."

Like they say, "Don't cross the snakes."
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2006-06-11, 11:22 PM #79
But to this day, ask Jimmy if he would take it back if he could, he says "not a chance, it's all worth it for that one moment of man on rattlesnake ecstacy."

And in this case there isnt even a risk of pregnancy with the spider, so go for it!
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 11:23 PM #80
There will be no interspecies shenannegans here, just a boy, an appetite, and a delicious spider.
omnia mea mecum porto
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