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Stop moving so I can shoot you! (TF2)
2009-05-16, 1:12 PM #81
Originally posted by ragna:
I play enough to know you're wrong. Maybe you just suck as sniper, seeing as you've been killed by revolver in the aforementioned manner? (The "play more" and "you play on noob servers" is getting old, especially when I'm pretty sure I can kick your *** as sniper)


If you could kick my *** as a sniper then you'd know you can't break out of scope and run fast enough to dodge 2 revolver shots (Not counting the first since you don't know you're being shot until it hits!).

Seriously, this isn't rocket science. It takes 1.08 seconds to fire 3 revolver shots. You don't even know you're being shot until the first one hits. After the second one hits, you have ~10hp. You also have no melee attack becuase of the shield.

What are you going to do, Mr. Super-Sniper?

Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Like I said, he always acts like he's awesome then sucks when you play with him. Just ignore him, or do what I do and laugh.


You keep saying this yet you've never watched me even play. As far as you know, I could be professional-league level of player. I'm not, but you wouldn't have a damn clue.

Oh, and Yoshi: I have more time in the sniper class alone (79.6 hours) than you do for all your classes combined (79.2 hours).
2009-05-16, 1:21 PM #82
I'm pretty psyched for the update. Much obliged to Baconfish for addin' me to the Massassi Steam group! I'm "*.zip" Well, can always add each other thru Steam friends and see when people are playing. That's a start?
"Staring into the wall does NOT count as benchmarking."


-Emon
2009-05-16, 1:38 PM #83
I hate it when an engi crit wrenches you and you die in one hit.
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2009-05-16, 2:10 PM #84
Originally posted by Tracer:
I hate it when an engi crit wrenches you and you die in one hit.


All non-special melee weapons have a 12% chance of critting, so it's not just engi. But yes, it sucks.
2009-05-16, 2:17 PM #85
Quote:
Oh, and Yoshi: I have more time in the sniper class alone (79.6 hours) than you do for all your classes combined (79.2 hours).


LOOOOOOOOOOOOL PWND :hist101:
2009-05-16, 2:18 PM #86
Paper and scissors are fine, but someone needs to nerf rock. ( :P )
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2009-05-16, 2:32 PM #87
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Paper and scissors are fine, but someone needs to nerf rock. ( :P )


Obviously you need to play more, noob. Everyone knows paper just wraps up rock like nothing. It's obviously paper that needs a nerf. :colbert:
2009-05-16, 2:49 PM #88
Just because someone has played for longer doesn't mean they are better.
nope.
2009-05-16, 7:46 PM #89
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Just because someone has played for longer doesn't mean they are better.


In which case I would refer to you my far higher high scores and longer lifespans, but yes, it does usually mean they're better, especially when the difference is that great.
2009-05-16, 7:47 PM #90
I'm sorry, are you guys 12 still?
2009-05-16, 7:53 PM #91
Originally posted by Vin:
I'm sorry, are you guys 12 still?


lol


Though does anyone know if the Xbox version ever gets updates?
I bought the xbox version about a month ago and played it for the first time today .. don't know anything about tf2 .... doesn't seem like there are any updates.
2009-05-16, 7:58 PM #92
No one cares that anyone thinks they're awesome or someone sucks. ****ing ****. It's a ****ing game.
2009-05-16, 8:05 PM #93
The Xbox version is supposed to get updates eventually.

2009-05-16, 10:21 PM #94

2009-05-16, 10:38 PM #95
<3
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2009-05-16, 10:53 PM #96
Oh that was good. I want a show.
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2009-05-16, 10:56 PM #97
LOL
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2009-05-16, 11:16 PM #98
I ****ing love leaks.
2009-05-16, 11:21 PM #99
There seriously should be a Team Fortress show, or at least a miniseries. That video was awesome.
2009-05-16, 11:52 PM #100
Awww how sweet CM thinks he's good still.

Cute little guy *pats on the head*

Oh, and that was an amazing "Meet the"
D E A T H
2009-05-17, 1:34 AM #101
That was the best "meet the" ever. Made me go through and watch the ones I've missed.
Which unfortunately led me to find yet another aussie accent that doesn't sound like actual aussies ><
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2009-05-17, 6:00 AM #102
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Awww how sweet CM thinks he's good still.


No!

That would be YOUR MOTHER
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2009-05-17, 7:48 AM #103
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Awww how sweet CM thinks he's good still.

Cute little guy *pats on the head*

Oh, and that was an amazing "Meet the"


What mb said.

And of course, CRY SOME MORE. :hist101:

Deadman: I think they've stated that part of the joke is that none of their accents are really spot on.
2009-05-17, 1:49 PM #104
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
In which case I would refer to you my far higher high scores and longer lifespans, but yes, it does usually mean they're better, especially when the difference is that great.

Sorry, I didn't care enough about your ePenis to look at your stats. :P
nope.
2009-05-17, 2:14 PM #105
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Sorry, I didn't care enough about your ePenis to look at your stats. :P


Uhm... I don't even know where to start with you.

Do you even know who you're talkin' to?

Do you have any idea... ANY idea... who I am?

Basically? Kind of a big deal.

Are ya listening? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda? I hurt people.

I'm a force-a-nature.

If you was from, where I was from? You'd be ****in' dead.

Woooooooooo!

:awesome:
2009-05-17, 2:42 PM #106
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Uhm... I don't even know where to start with you.

Do you even know who you're talkin' to?

Do you have any idea... ANY idea... who I am?

Basically? Kind of a big deal.

Are ya listening? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda? I hurt people.

I'm a force-a-nature.

If you was from, where I was from? You'd be ****in' dead.

Woooooooooo!

:awesome:


this made me lol
2009-05-18, 4:10 AM #107
I like Scout, but I am really, REALLY **** at it.

Does that seem right to you?
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2009-05-18, 7:04 AM #108
scouts a ton of fun, especially for taking out heavys who arent paying attention >_>
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2009-05-18, 7:44 AM #109
Scouts can burn by the tip of my flamethrower <_<

<3pyro
mirite?
2009-05-18, 7:46 AM #110
I hope they let us reset stats at some point. Shooting videos and some time on achievement servers and other crap has totally borked them. Some hacked servers also really messed with stats without me noticing, too.
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2009-05-18, 7:51 AM #111
achievement servers are so lame
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2009-05-18, 7:52 AM #112
Originally posted by Xen00b:
Scouts can burn by the tip of my flamethrower <_<

<3pyro


Yeah only problem there is Scouts can run and gun you, and then get HP before they burn to death VERY easily.

Of course, I've even taken out pyros as an engi before, so :awesome:

(in short: too many pyros underestimate the power of close-range shotgun strafing)
2009-05-18, 7:55 AM #113
Pyro is a ton of fun to play as, especially when you manage to get behind the entire other team :P
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2009-05-18, 7:57 AM #114
Pyro catching scout on fire + switching to shotgun and shooting them 1-2 times before they get away = 1 dead scout.
mirite?
2009-05-18, 8:07 AM #115
Originally posted by Xen00b:
Pyro catching scout on fire + switching to shotgun and shooting them 1-2 times before they get away = 1 dead scout.


I can count on one hand the number of pyros I've encountered that can actually pull that off (Especially since most use the flaregun, which is winnar for pissing off snipers).

It's possible, sure, it's just unlikely.
2009-05-18, 8:08 AM #116
I can't count on my hands and feet how many times I've done that to scouts lol.

Its not difficult. Especially not if you play high sensitivity. <3Razer Lachesis
mirite?
2009-05-18, 8:09 AM #117
Also...flaregun is fail. It never finishes the person you hit with it off.

Like you said...about the only thing its good for is pissing people off :P
mirite?
2009-05-18, 8:12 AM #118
Originally posted by Xen00b:
Also...flaregun is fail. It never finishes the person you hit with it off.

Like you said...about the only thing its good for is pissing people off :P


Yes, but considering without it the Pyro has absolutely 0 long-range response, it's necessary. It allows you to keep snipers off of you, obviously, but if you're a good shot, you can make some insane kills with it. I've even killed scouts going for a healthpack before.
2009-05-18, 8:15 AM #119
I prefer shotgun.

Pyros aren't meant to play long range at all. Its your team's job to keep the snipers off you, not yours.

Shotgun saves your *** a lot more than the flaregun and gives you way more kills. IMO its the necessary weapon to have..flaregun is for...well...'flare'.
mirite?
2009-05-18, 8:22 AM #120
Originally posted by Xen00b:
I prefer shotgun.

Pyros aren't meant to play long range at all. Its your team's job to keep the snipers off you, not yours.

Shotgun saves your *** a lot more than the flaregun and gives you way more kills. IMO its the necessary weapon to have..flaregun is for...well...'flare'.


Shotgun has nearly the same range as the flamethrower. Anything beyond flamethrower range is already in the mid-to-low range for the shotgun, and unless you crit you're going to be doing piddly damage.

Also, the flaregun's damage increases with range. The flaregun and shotgun are about tied for damage at medium range (burning damage not included). The flaregun does 50-60 damage at long range (again, not including burning damage).

It's pretty lethal, and considering that relying on your teammates is never a good idea, it's good to have.
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