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Dating ettiquitte
2010-01-26, 8:32 AM #121
By the way Antony, I went out on two dates with a girl who is now my friend, and has since gotten romantically involved with a guy who's one of the nicest, kindest, and politest people in my list of friends. And that's saying a lot since I like to surround myself with people who treat others well anyway! They're getting married and she loves him to no end.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-01-26, 8:45 AM #122
Originally posted by Krokodile:
So if a girl was being intrusive by rubbing her crotch against you, you could kick her swiftly in the clit?

I realize you may well answer "yes" which makes it not a double standard, though I would still be against it myself.


If a girl had behaved like the guy in Sugarless' post to me, she'd have been MEGADUMPED. It's my policy not to hit girls, but she'd have been left in no doubt that my property is mine.

That said, blokes should know better, and if they don't the need teaching.
2010-01-26, 2:47 PM #123
I don't know that ramming his nuts into his chest cavity would have been appropriate (I suppose he could charge you with battery if you did), but if I were getting fondled against my will, I might smack him across the face and made a big scene in the theater.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-01-26, 3:08 PM #124
Originally posted by Antony:
And, yes, I know I'm charming. It's the chief reason I've gotten laid as many times as I have.


You really just sound like the kind of guy that get girls drunk off their asses and abuses them. It's certainly what you're coming across as.
2010-01-26, 3:10 PM #125
This thread provides a long awaited opportunity for me to publicly pontificate upon my long-held fantasy of being the target of the affections of some dude in a dark theatre mmmmm.
2010-01-26, 3:21 PM #126
:vin:
2010-01-26, 3:23 PM #127
FTV
2010-01-26, 3:46 PM #128
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
You really just sound like the kind of guy that get girls drunk off their asses and abuses them. It's certainly what you're coming across as.

Actually most "girls" get paranoid when they're drunk and think guys are trying to take advantage of them. Women on the other hand, if they're looking for sex get drunk and instigate sexual behavior just as much as men do.

This belief that men are the only people who go out trying to get laid is really tired and antiquated.
>>untie shoes
2010-01-26, 3:52 PM #129
but half true <.<
2010-01-26, 3:54 PM #130
Originally posted by Antony:
This belief that men are the only people who go out trying to get laid is really tired and antiquated.

Last year, a friend brought a friend from Canada to a party with my friends. She approached a friend of mine and said, "I'll **** you any way you want me to."

We call her "The Wonkavator."
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-01-26, 4:04 PM #131
Does she go slantways?
2010-01-26, 4:12 PM #132
Originally posted by Emon:
Last year, a friend brought a friend from Canada to a party with my friends. She approached a friend of mine and said, "I'll **** you any way you want me to."

We call her "The Wonkavator."

...Just keeps going up?
2010-01-26, 4:18 PM #133
Originally posted by Tibby:
...Just keeps going up?


...broke the glass ceiling?
2010-01-26, 4:32 PM #134
Broken elevator would be a better nickname, because she goes down.
2010-01-26, 4:35 PM #135
"An elevator can only go up and down, but a Wonkavator goes sideways and slantways and longways and backways and frontways and squareways and any other ways that you can think of..."
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-01-26, 6:58 PM #136
Haha, nice
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-01-26, 7:18 PM #137
Originally posted by Krokodile:
you could kick her swiftly in the clit?


A ****punt?
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2010-01-26, 9:00 PM #138
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
I don't know that ramming his nuts into his chest cavity would have been appropriate (I suppose he could charge you with battery if you did), but if I were getting fondled against my will, I might smack him across the face and made a big scene in the theater.


Girl I mentioned got away with it. :argh:
2010-01-26, 10:58 PM #139
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
A ****punt?


Goddamned liberal ****puntists!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-01-26, 11:53 PM #140
Originally posted by Antony:
No. It just makes you like every other woman who claims they like nice guys and has a stable of them as "male friends" who all are secretly in love with you and have no chance of ever seeing their desires substantiated.



Most of those women, confused as they are, have a point.

They want a guy who treats them like a "Nice Guy". However, nobody wants a "Nice Guy" standing up for them in the real real scaryworld. What women are asking for is a disturbingly homoerotic synthesis of masculine and feminine. A man who can defend his family from hoodlums and kill a deer, but also teach his children to chop wood and write poetry.

Women are so confused. Emasculated men are not what women mean when they say "Nice Guy". When women say "Nice Guy", they mean the Brawny Paper Towel Man.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-01-27, 12:42 AM #141
Yes. I want to date the Brawny Paper Towel Man.

"Oh BPTM, I love the way you wipe up that spill!"
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-01-27, 7:16 AM #142
Originally posted by Spook:
A man who can defend his family from hoodlums and kill a deer, but also teach his children to chop wood and write poetry.

...Germans? :huh:
nope.
2010-01-27, 7:23 AM #143
Originally posted by Spook:
Most of those women, confused as they are, have a point.

They want a guy who treats them like a "Nice Guy". However, nobody wants a "Nice Guy" standing up for them in the real real scaryworld. What women are asking for is a disturbingly homoerotic synthesis of masculine and feminine. A man who can defend his family from hoodlums and kill a deer, but also teach his children to chop wood and write poetry.

Women are so confused. Emasculated men are not what women mean when they say "Nice Guy". When women say "Nice Guy", they mean the Brawny Paper Towel Man.


Soooo they date the a-holes and have a bunch of nice guy friends for the 'nice guy stuff' like venting, advice, and 'you'll be just fine' talks. I got one of those calls this morning..

amirite?
woot!
2010-01-27, 8:12 AM #144
I want to be the brawny paper towel man. He looks like he has equally poignant thoughts on the nature of existence and the fastest way to gut a deer.
Warhead[97]
2010-01-27, 8:14 AM #145
Originally posted by Spook:
Most of those women, confused as they are, have a point.

They want a guy who treats them like a "Nice Guy". However, nobody wants a "Nice Guy" standing up for them in the real real scaryworld. What women are asking for is a disturbingly homoerotic synthesis of masculine and feminine. A man who can defend his family from hoodlums and kill a deer, but also teach his children to chop wood and write poetry.

Women are so confused. Emasculated men are not what women mean when they say "Nice Guy". When women say "Nice Guy", they mean the Brawny Paper Towel Man.


Not all women are like that, or even most. It's just a stupid stereotype.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-01-27, 8:26 AM #146
There are so many things wrong with your expression "disturbingly homoerotic synthesis of masculine and feminine" that I don't even know where to start...
2010-01-27, 9:26 AM #147
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
I want to be the brawny paper towel man. He looks like he has equally poignant thoughts on the nature of existence and the fastest way to gut a deer.

Hahahahahahaha. That's the most awesome thing I've read online in weeks.
>>untie shoes
2010-01-27, 10:33 AM #148
Originally posted by Spook:
They want a guy who treats them like a "Nice Guy". However, nobody wants a "Nice Guy" standing up for them in the real real scaryworld. What women are asking for is a disturbingly homoerotic synthesis of masculine and feminine. A man who can defend his family from hoodlums and kill a deer, but also teach his children to chop wood and write poetry.


There is no such thing as a nice guy. Most nice guys aren't. The nice guys of the world have concluded that they're having trouble finding women because women only date jerks. Most of the self-described nice guys that I have met are just as sexist, if not more than, the jerks out there. They just lack the tact, attractiveness, luck and other factors that make a desirable male.

No one is willingly going to date a jerk (unless they're a masochist or sub or something). The way abusive relationships work is that the abusive partner is incredibly sweet at sometimes which makes up for the mountain of **** they dump on the other partner. That's why the other partner keeps going back. When it's good, it's good and it makes up for all the other stuff.
:master::master::master:
2010-01-27, 11:29 AM #149
I agree with stat. Most of the self-proclaimed "nice guys" I've met have been anything but nice and are usually bitter about the world, women, etc.

Also, there are some genuinely nice guys out there though, so I'm definitely not saying they don't exist. :P
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2010-01-27, 12:04 PM #150
I'm a pretty nice guy, if I do say so myself. I'm not the masculine gutting-a-deer type of guy. I'm pretty bitter about the world. The last one is a major letdown for women...

This happened not to long ago (W: woman, M: me/man)

W: What about choice? Do you thing we can choose our own path in life and make our own decisions?
M: Actually, no. Either Einstein was right and we're just a giant happy computer that can be predicted if the environment and all the neurons in my head could be simulated. If however, according to Quantum Theories, most interactions that seem calculateable, are actually defined by chances and randomness on the smallest level of interaction between particles. Then we're a giant happy random computer. Both mean we don't have any choice in our life whatsoever.

It turned out she liked being lied to.
2010-01-27, 12:08 PM #151
Originally posted by roxima:
I agree with stat. Most of the self-proclaimed "nice guys" I've met have been anything but nice and are usually bitter about the world, women, etc.

Also, there are some genuinely nice guys out there though, so I'm definitely not saying they don't exist. :P

I feel like I'm slowly changing from the latter to the former. :(
nope.
2010-01-27, 12:25 PM #152
I'm a nice guy! :D
2010-01-27, 12:34 PM #153
You also have a pregnant wife. :P
nope.
2010-01-27, 12:37 PM #154
Exactly! She likes nice guys!

Nice guys who knock her up
2010-01-27, 12:59 PM #155
See? All the nice guys are married!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-01-27, 12:59 PM #156
I'm not married, you just won't come back to Scotland. :(
nope.
2010-01-27, 2:19 PM #157
Originally posted by need help:
W: What about choice? Do you thing we can choose our own path in life and make our own decisions?
M: Actually, no. Either Einstein was right and we're just a giant happy computer that can be predicted if the environment and all the neurons in my head could be simulated. If however, according to Quantum Theories, most interactions that seem calculateable, are actually defined by chances and randomness on the smallest level of interaction between particles. Then we're a giant happy random computer. Both mean we don't have any choice in our life whatsoever.


Well, this is a subject for a different thread, but your problem here is that the notion of "choice" is poorly defined. If you use "choice" to mean the output of a computer program based on inputs, we make choices all the time. Most people have a vaguely defined sense of "choice" meaning an effect without a cause... The problem for that notion is that if your choice really has no cause, then you aren't its cause, so it's not really your choice, anyways!

People think of "choice" as having some undefinable, causeless aspect because our consciousness isn't able to access all the aspects of the program that determines the output. But just because it's invisible doesn't mean it's not there.

The way to defeat someone who believes in free will is not to argue that it doesn't exist, but to try to get them to explain what it is.
2010-01-27, 2:27 PM #158
Originally posted by need help:
I'm pretty bitter about the world. The last one is a major letdown for women...

It seems the problem is that she was too stupid to understand you.

Or too smart, because you're actually wrong.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-01-27, 3:42 PM #159
Wait...

You posted asking for Dating advice from Massassi?...
2010-01-27, 4:08 PM #160
Nein. I posted about a bad date on Massassi to gauge reactions
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
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