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Thread for Joncey
2014-04-01, 1:09 PM #81
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
is this the april fools joke

Sadly, no.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2014-04-01, 2:19 PM #82
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
You did? Dammit, now I guess I must actually take those "members only" lingerie photos of saberopus before sending them out to all subscribers!

Stay tuned.



I think you mean 'member only' photos.
2014-04-01, 5:42 PM #83
Originally posted by Koobie:
I know Dormouse posted some pics in drag, are you people talking about him (or her, now I'm confused)?


I suppose how confused you are depends partly on whether you considered the dress pictures or the waistcoat pictures to be "in drag", or possibly all or none of the above.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 6:59 PM #84
Man, Dormouse, honestly, I don't care​.
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:01 PM #85
This is madness.

Originally posted by gbk:
Sadly, no.


MADNESS?

THIS IS :gbk: !!!
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:08 PM #86
Deflect and dismiss. Rinse and repeat. If it's not you, it's not important.
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:14 PM #87
It's not important for me if Dormouse is a transvestite or not.

I imagine it could've been more important to me if I was one myself. It is not a subject that particularly interests me. Maybe I'll look into it if I write a story with a transvestite character.

You ask a question or pose a comment, I reply in kind. Why are you surprised?

I am not American. I don't care if I offend your sensibilities by daring to look at the world and saying what I think about any particular subject.

You can think what you want. You can say what you want.

And you do.

Good luck with the horse.
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:18 PM #88
Originally posted by Koobie:
It's not important for me if Dormouse is a transvestite or not.

I imagine it could've been more important to me if I was one myself. It is not a subject that particularly interests me. Maybe I'll look into it if I write a story with a transvestite character.

You ask a question or pose a comment, I reply in kind. Why are you surprised?

I am not American. I don't care if I offend your sensibilities by daring to look at the world and saying what I think about any particular subject.

You can think what you want. You can say what you want.

And you do.

Good luck with the horse.


TRANSLATION: I don't care that I made an series of offensive misconceptions and generalizations about Dormouse and they offended several members. I will say whatever I want and you shouldn't be so sensitive. On the other hand, I will continue to act like a 7 year old girl with a sprained ankle any time someone says anything that I take offense to.

GG, Koobie. Dismiss and deflect. If it's not you, it's not important.
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:19 PM #89
Originally posted by Koobie:
I imagine it could've been more important to me if I was one myself. It is not a subject that particularly interests me. Maybe I'll look into it if I write a story with a transvestite character.


"If it doesn't involve myself or a story I've written, I don't care"
2014-04-01, 7:20 PM #90
Originally posted by Koobie:
I am not American. I don't care if I offend your sensibilities by daring to look at the world and saying what I think about any particular subject.


"I'm Russian, so it's okay if I hate the queers"
2014-04-01, 7:21 PM #91
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Koobie's mental faculties at full display here, folks.


Damn straight, ************. You should read what it says on my wallet.
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:22 PM #92
Originally posted by Koobie:
You should read what it says on my wallet.


"FOR SALE, NEVER USED"?
2014-04-01, 7:23 PM #93
Originally posted by Koobie:
It's not important for me if Dormouse is a transvestite or not.


If wearing a waistcoat sometimes makes one a transvestite, that is likely to come as a surprise to quite a lot of women.

Quote:
I am not American. I don't care if I offend your sensibilities by daring to look at the world and saying what I think about any particular subject.


Because of course only Americans ever get offended by willful ignorance.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:23 PM #94
Originally posted by Jon`C:
"FOR SALE, NEVER USED"?


"JON'C'S MOM, RECYCABLE"!
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:26 PM #95
Originally posted by Koobie:
"JON'C'S MOM, RECYCABLE"!


Fixed.
Quote:
"JON`C'S MOM, RECYCLABLE!"

Editing is hard work. I'll just smoke another bowl and pretend I've accomplished something.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:26 PM #96
>>Because of course only Americans ever get offended by willful ignorance.

I'd say Americans are generally more touchy because they've had slavery and a civil war brought on by "the racial question." PC there is important. Perhaps too much so. But yeah.

Fools.

They be everywhere.
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:27 PM #97
Originally posted by Koobie:
"JON'C'S MOM, RECYCABLE"!


Koobie: The world leader in malapropisms. ****ing up sentences worse than a legless donkey.

It's okay, Koobie. The thread about Joncy is totally about you, and that makes you happy.

Dismiss and deflect. If it's not you, it's not important.
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:27 PM #98
Originally posted by Koobie:
Americans are more touchy because they've had slavery and a civil war


Unlike any other country on earth...
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:30 PM #99
Originally posted by Dormouse:
Fixed.

Editing is hard work. I'll just smoke another bowl and pretend I've accomplished something.

[http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/images/themes/othercolor/misc/quote_icon.png] Originally Posted by Koobie [http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/images/themes/othercolor/buttons/viewpost-right.png]
"JON'C'S MOM, RECYCABLE"!



Fixed.

"JON`C'S MOM, RECYCLABLE!"


Thanks for the help, by the way. :)
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:32 PM #100
I'm a huge fan of people who are always on the defensive about everything before turning around and in the next breath *****ing about political correctness. Does it really surprise anyone at this point that Koobie is a hypocrite, too?

Should I just skip to the part where I start calling him a racist?
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:34 PM #101
>>The thread about Joncy is totally about you, and that makes you happy.

The thread is about Jon'C, Dormouse, and yourself also. It's what one could call a ... group activity. :)
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:35 PM #102
Originally posted by Koobie:
"JON'C'S MOM, RECYCABLE"!
I don't get it.
2014-04-01, 7:35 PM #103
Originally posted by Antony:
Should I just skip to the part where I start calling him a racist?


HITLER.

Thread over.
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:36 PM #104
Please explain your joke to me, Koobie.
2014-04-01, 7:37 PM #105
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I don't get it.


You should call professor Geoffrey K. Pullum and ask.

Or maybe you can check out this post (I'm posting for self-reference as well) in NY Times and call someone else.

http://roomfordebate.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/24/happy-birthday-strunk-and-white/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:39 PM #106
"I can't explain my malapropism, so read the book I don't understand either"
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:39 PM #107
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Please explain your joke to me, Koobie.


幻術
2014-04-01, 7:41 PM #108
Still no original thoughts, I see.
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:41 PM #109
Originally posted by Koobie:


Between the two of you, Jon`C is the one who actually speaks and understands English.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:43 PM #110
I'm sorry Dormouse.
I don't understand.
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:44 PM #111
Originally posted by Koobie:
You should call professor Geoffrey K. Pullum and ask.
I just did, here's the e-mail he sent me back:

Quote:
Sentence fragment
2014-04-01, 7:47 PM #112
I'm just confused. I mean, aren't we all recyclable? You die tomorrow and get buried, a cow eats the grass on your grave next spring, and then a slutty girl eats a burger made out of your molecules on her way to an orgy. That's not an especially compelling thought. If you had meant to imply maternal promiscuity the best of the four 'R's would have been reuse.

What does this have to do with what's written on your wallet? Or the fact that you're poor, which was the joke to which you were responding?

I guess I'll never understand.
2014-04-01, 7:48 PM #113
Originally posted by Koobie:
I'm sorry Dormouse.
I don't understand.


Being in fact the underlying problem behind your entire life.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:49 PM #114
No, it's all of us that don't understand, you guys.
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:50 PM #115
Why is Koobie so bad at writing coherent one-liners and also everything else?
2014-04-01, 7:51 PM #116
JON'C's MOM, RECYCLABLE
is a sentence fragment
the same way
BAD ************
can be a sentence fragment
if you use it
in a sentence
IT MEANS
that John'C's mom basically was ****ed to death and made into a wallet.
:D
It's an obvious play on the "Bad ************" scene from Pulp Fiction (hence, the movie fragment)
and a reply
to your attempt at humor
in which you seemingly insinuated
that my wallet is empty
and never had a penny in it (which is technically true, I suppose)
as if
how much money is in your wallet
is important
to who you are

anyway, I don't care about your mom the same way I don't care about Dormouse being straight but posting pics in dresses.
so it's chill dude.
and when you double check what I said here with Professor K. Pullum,
please ask him to excuse the capitalization and punctuation in this post. :)
幻術
2014-04-01, 7:52 PM #117
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Why is Koobie so bad at writing coherent one-liners and also everything else?


There's absolutely no possible way it could be related to his addictions.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:52 PM #118
He's screw-up of all trades and remotely competent at none.
>>untie shoes
2014-04-01, 7:54 PM #119
Originally posted by Koobie:
anyway, I don't care about your mom the same way I don't care about Dormouse being straight but posting pics in dresses.


I am a long way from being straight, but it has nothing to do with dresses. But this comment does reinforce my belief that you actually can't stand to read or comprehend anything written on this forum that isn't about you.

And for what it's worth, "Jon`C's mom is recyclable" could only possibly be considered a sentence fragment based on its lack of closing punctuation. However, grammatically it is in fact a complete sentence.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2014-04-01, 7:55 PM #120
Originally posted by Koobie:
JON'C's MOM IS RECYCLABLE
is a sentence fragment
the same way
BAD ************
can be a sentence fragment
if you use it
in a sentence
IT MEANS
that John'C's mom basically was ****ed to death and made into a wallet.
:D
It's an obvious play on the "Bad ************" scene from Pulp Fiction (hence, the movie fragment)
and a reply
to your attempt at humor
in which you seemingly insinuated
that my wallet is empty
and never had a penny in it (which is technically true, I suppose)
as if
how much money is in your wallet
is important
to who you are

anyway, I don't care about your mom the same way I don't care about Dormouse being straight but posting pics in dresses.
so it's chill dude.
and when you double check what I said here with Professor K. Pullum,
please ask him to excuse the capitalization and punctuation in this post. :)


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