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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by xXxsa`tHc:
So you're telling me that if these things happen to me, they're miracles? He he he.
Yeah, I was pitching a fat loaf this morning, and there was no toilet paper! LUCKILY, BY DIVINE INTERVENTION, God sent someone (as opposed to someone just happened to walk into the same public bathroom) to help me in my time of great peril! This savior came to me, and I called out to He, "thank you o' lord, for the white tissue!", and He did smile upon the sheep, and the trees, and the people did eat many forests!</font>
So you're telling me that if these things happen to me, they're miracles? He he he.
Yeah, I was pitching a fat loaf this morning, and there was no toilet paper! LUCKILY, BY DIVINE INTERVENTION, God sent someone (as opposed to someone just happened to walk into the same public bathroom) to help me in my time of great peril! This savior came to me, and I called out to He, "thank you o' lord, for the white tissue!", and He did smile upon the sheep, and the trees, and the people did eat many forests!</font>
As offensive and brash as you are, I did indeed chuckle a bit. And God saw that it was good, and gave us all a great thumbs up.
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On