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The wish corruptor
2005-05-16, 10:36 PM #1
I don't believe this has been done here before. Here's how it works:

The first person posts a wish. The next poster must then corrupt the first person's wish by adding an unexpected condition, then post their own wish.

Example:
Quote:
Person 1: Man, I wish I was Flexor, cause he's so damn cool.

Quote:
Person 2: Your wish is granted - you are now as cool as Flexor. However, you must wear a banana hat on your head at all times.





I'll start....

I wish every time I sneezed, money would come out of my nose!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-05-16, 10:41 PM #2
Your wish is granted, but the money will always be in the form of large, painful, Canadian coins.

I wish to read minds
2005-05-16, 10:43 PM #3
[dangit]
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2005-05-16, 10:52 PM #4
Your wish is granted, but every time you read someone's mind, your IQ goes down by 2 points.

I wish lots of women would pay attention to me.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-05-16, 10:53 PM #5
Your wish is granted, but they're paying attention only so they could laugh at your hideous looks.

I wish I had a working TIE Fighter
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2005-05-16, 10:54 PM #6
Your wish is granted, but they'll only notice you becuase you have a rather large booger hanging from your left nostril.

I wish I had a time machine.

edit: DIE!
2005-05-16, 10:54 PM #7
[ninja edit!]
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-05-16, 11:11 PM #8
I wish I had a lifetime supply of free beer and something to automatically fix the eminent hangovers.
2005-05-16, 11:15 PM #9
Your wish is granted, but for every beer you drink, you will permanently lose one strand of hair from your scalp.

I wish I had a bowl of frosted mini wheats right now.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-05-16, 11:20 PM #10
Your wish is granted, but the milk shall be sour.

I wish I had better guitar skills.
2005-05-17, 12:14 AM #11
Your wish is granted, but every time you touch a guitar it will turn to dust.


I wish to be Supreme Overlord of Earth.
2005-05-17, 12:29 AM #12
Your wish is granted, but Earth will be devoid of human life.


I wish I had mad soccer skills.
Pissed Off?
2005-05-17, 1:08 AM #13
Your wish is granted, but you will be forced to play for Chatham Town FC.

I wish that I had a bacon sarnie.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-17, 1:45 AM #14
You wish is granted, your bacon sarnie will appear on your head.


I wish that the next person who corrupts my wish dies a painful death.
2005-05-17, 4:00 AM #15
Your wish is grant-AAUUGUGHHHHHHH.


I wish I were a real boy.
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2005-05-17, 4:31 AM #16
Your wish is granted, but you have to be a girl first

I wish I had something to throw at you
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-17, 6:38 AM #17
Your wish is granted, the daisies are to your left, the loose $100 bills are to your right.

I wish I was sane.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-17, 6:58 AM #18
Your wish is granted, but in your first moment of perfectly sane clarity, you will shoot your drill sargeant.

I wish my computer was more stable.
Stuff
2005-05-17, 7:10 AM #19
Your wish is granted, but you can no longer play games.

I wish I could hit people with an axe through a computer
2005-05-17, 7:57 AM #20
You wish is granted, but they'll still smell bad afterwards.

I wish that I could achieve Nirvana.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-05-17, 8:04 AM #21
Your wish is granted. Here's a CD.

I wish food tasted as good as it is healthy.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-05-17, 8:15 AM #22
Your wish is granted, now all food is as unhealthy and yucky as McDonald hashbrowns.

I wish I could bboy like Pommy.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-17, 11:08 AM #23
Your wish is granted, and you can now... bboy like pommy. However, you lose the ability to breathe above ground.

I wish I were Chronos, Master of all Time!
2005-05-17, 11:11 AM #24
Your wish is granted, you are now Chronos - Master of All Time. Now go and take the garbage out, you've been farting around for the past god-knows-how-many millenia, and not ONCE have you done your chores! You've got a lot of catching up to do!

I wish I was a tree.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-17, 11:11 AM #25
EDIT: I SUCK AT LIFE
2005-05-17, 11:57 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by FullMetal
Your wish is granted, you are now Chronos - Master of All Time. Now go and take the garbage out, you've been farting around for the past god-knows-how-many millenia, and not ONCE have you done your chores! You've got a lot of catching up to do!

I wish I was a tree.



your wish is granted, but you will soon be chopped down due to deforestation

I WISH I HAD PIE
Moo.
2005-05-17, 12:05 PM #27
Your wish is granted. You had pie. It's gone now.


I wish people wouldn't take things I say out of context!
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-17, 12:09 PM #28
Your wish is granted, you are now a mute.

I wish I had another wish.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-17, 12:11 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by FullMetal
Your wish is granted, you are now a mute.

I wish I had another wish.


Your wish is granted, but your second won't be.


I wish I was an oscar mayer weiner
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-05-17, 12:36 PM #30
Your wish is granted, but your all moldy...eeew...

I wish I had god-like powers.
Still here.
2005-05-17, 12:43 PM #31
Your wish is granted but so will everyone else

I wish I had the ability to go invisible
/fluffle
2005-05-17, 12:48 PM #32
Your wish is granted. Everyone is now blind.

I wish to be a prince.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-05-17, 1:09 PM #33
Your wish is granted. You are now the Prince of Poop Kingdom.

I wish I had the power to change probability.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-17, 1:14 PM #34
Your wish is granted. You now have the power to change probability but the probability of you being able to change probability is so low that you simply can not.

(does that even make any sense?? :confused: )
"*quickly adds in disclaimer that Is may still yet end up being slapped with a white glove, as all women are crazy and there are no rules*" --mavispoo
2005-05-17, 1:37 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Is_907
Your wish is granted. You now have the power to change probability but the probability of you being able to change probability is so low that you simply can not.

(does that even make any sense?? :confused: )


(It dosen't, because you can't change probability, only I can.)

Now get a wish down.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-17, 1:37 PM #36
I wish Is had a wish
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2005-05-17, 1:39 PM #37
Your wish is granted, but his wish is that of him wanting to be a sack of potatoes, which is also granted.

I wish I was a car.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-17, 1:41 PM #38
Your wish is granted, but petrol/gas prices rocket up, and no one can afford to drive you.

I wish I had all the monnies in the world!
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2005-05-17, 1:47 PM #39
Your wish is granted, but in true Hobbesian form this power will make the world's people resentful, and lead them to murder you.

I wish that I will have a nice house when I grow up.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-05-17, 1:51 PM #40
Your wish is granted, you now have a nice looking doll house in your future.

I wish I was perfectly healthy.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
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