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The wish corruptor
2005-05-19, 2:22 PM #121
Your wish is granted, but the seconds to prepare it are written in japanese, you screw it up and it spews all over the place.

I wish I had a the ability to go back and forward in time.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-19, 2:37 PM #122
Your wish is granted, but when you try to find the Star Wars Universe by going back, you are mistaken as Palpatine and thrown down a Reactor Core.

I wish Murphy's Law was wrong
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2005-05-19, 2:38 PM #123
Your wish is granted, but it is also granted to people you don't like.

I wish I didn't look like Palpatine :(
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-19, 2:39 PM #124
Your wish is granted. You now look like medusa.

I wish for a band-aid
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-05-19, 2:39 PM #125
Your wish is granted, but it is too small to stop the bleeding

I wish I had some working AA batteries
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2005-05-19, 11:10 PM #126
Your wish is granted, but a nuclear bomb goes off, destroying all your electronics with it's EM-wave.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.
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2005-05-19, 11:54 PM #127
Your wish is granted, you have your cake, but you can't eat it too.



I wish this smiley :em321: didn't have the stupid white borders.
2005-05-20, 2:12 AM #128
Your wish is granted. It now has a bright pink border that flashes.

I wish that my son will be well behaved when he's born.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-05-20, 2:53 AM #129
Your wish is granted, but he will be an armadillo.

I wish Massassi didn't have my soul.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-20, 4:37 AM #130
Your wish is granted because neither Massassi nor its users have any ability to steal, purchase, store, or otherwise manipulate souls or other metaphysical manifestations including "vibes".

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.
2005-05-20, 4:57 AM #131
Your wish is granted. You now can concentrate running from the giant tuna that is chasing you around happy planet.

I wish my lava lamp wasn't broken :(
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-20, 5:58 AM #132
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the repairs caused it to become self-aware and take over the world.


I wish there really was a Final Fantasy VII remake, already complete and using the Advent Children models.
2005-05-20, 6:24 AM #133
Your wish is granted, but Sephiroth still looks like the fruitcake from Advent Children.


I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...
2005-05-20, 6:30 AM #134
Your wish is granted, however, the connection was lost before I got to you.

I wish I would be wrong about the next post.
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2005-05-20, 6:47 AM #135
Connection: I can live with that. :P
2005-05-20, 7:11 AM #136
Niku: Your wish is granted, but now SoS doesn't like you for disagreeing with him [or being wrong. Or something. I don't quite get your wish]. Also he has the death sentence in 12 systems.

I wish Day of Defeat Source would hurry up and be released.

2005-05-20, 9:04 AM #137
Your wish is granted, but the whole thing is coded in pure machine language.

I wish I had a pet walrus named Jimmy.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-20, 9:13 AM #138
Quote:
Originally posted by tinny
Your wish is granted, but the whole thing is coded in pure machine language.

Why exactly is that bad? We don't want the source code, we want the game. :p
2005-05-20, 10:03 AM #139
Quote:
Originally posted by tinny
Your wish is granted, but the whole thing is coded in pure machine language.

I wish I had a pet walrus named Jimmy.
Your wish is granted, but you have to go to New Jersey to pick him up.

I want a golden toilet.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-05-20, 1:45 PM #140
Quote:
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
I want a golden toilet.


You shall recieve the urinal of your dreams, but it will explode and end up sending golden shards of.. gold.. into several sensitive areas.

I wish someone loved me. :(
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2005-05-20, 5:15 PM #141
You turn into a hot thai chick and come across Ruthven.

I wish I had a working lightsaber.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-20, 5:37 PM #142
Your wish is granted, but you manage to cleanly remove your genitals, its not like you were going to use them either


i wish i had gone to Episode 3 last night
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-20, 6:17 PM #143
Your wish is granted. Your car was stolen while you enjoy yourself in the theater.

I wish for a stormtrooper outfit/costume thing.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-05-20, 6:19 PM #144
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Slaw
I wish for a stormtrooper outfit/costume thing.


Your wish is granted, you now have a stormtrooper outfit/costume thing. Its a thing off that whatsit that they wear under their things.

I wish I had some munchies.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
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2005-05-20, 9:53 PM #145
Dog food magically appears on your plate.

I wish I was all-powerful
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-05-21, 1:40 AM #146
Your wish is granted, unfortunately you died before you could make use of your power.

I wish I had three eyes.
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2005-05-21, 7:09 AM #147
Your wish is granted, but your new eye will look in your ***.

I wish this wish would not come true.
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2005-05-21, 7:13 AM #148
The paradox causes you to explode in this and parallel universes.

I wish they'd remake Chex Quest on the doom 3 engine.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-21, 7:22 AM #149
Your wish is granted; unfortunately it is such a resource hog that nobody's computer for the next three years will be able to run it at more than 5 fps.

I wish that my computer cables weren't all tangled up behind my desk.
Stuff
2005-05-21, 7:38 AM #150
Your wish is granted, your mom just cut them up into peices and threw them away.

I wish I got the Chex Quest remakes source code.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-21, 7:41 AM #151
Your wish is granted, but the source code is over three terabytes and doesn't have any comments or formatting.
Stuff
2005-05-21, 10:06 AM #152
I wish that kyle90 had a wish.
"*quickly adds in disclaimer that Is may still yet end up being slapped with a white glove, as all women are crazy and there are no rules*" --mavispoo
2005-05-21, 10:10 AM #153
Your wish is granted, but his wish is that you don't get to make a wish, therefore making this post irrelevent, altering the chain of wishes forever, and unravelling the fabric of the universe.

I wish I got a job that paid me tons of money for sitting arouind and doing nothing.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-05-21, 10:45 AM #154
Your wish is granted, but because of tax fraud you lose all your money.

i wish there was a cinema/theater in town so i could go there all the time
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2005-05-21, 8:37 PM #155
Your wish is granted, however to get there you must cross three barbed wire electrified fences, a moat of lava, a moat a lava with sharks with laser beams attached to their teeth, and a Killer Bunny Rabbit.


I wish this wish did not get corrupted.
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2005-05-22, 10:23 AM #156
Your wish is granted, the wish is not corrupted in any way. But seeing as you wasted your wish, you spend the rest of your life hating yourself for it.

I wish Brian would die.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-22, 12:45 PM #157
Your wish is granted. He will be executed for murdering you.

I wish I finished LoG and RoX.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-05-22, 12:49 PM #158
Your wish is granted, but you hyped it too much and it was pitiful


I wish that the corruption of Grismath's wish hadn't happened
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-22, 12:56 PM #159
Your wish is granted, you are erased from time so you couldn't have corrupted him.


I wish for a small Genki lego-guy.
nope.
2005-05-22, 1:09 PM #160
Your wish is granted, you turn into a Genki lego guy.

I wish I had something to do.
Stuff
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