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The wish corruptor
2005-05-25, 6:51 AM #201
Wish granted. But you will still feel tired all the time.

I wish for... world peace!

2005-05-25, 7:33 AM #202
Your wish is granted; the entire human population of Earth is now dead. It's very peaceful.

I wish I had a sentient computer.
Stuff
2005-05-25, 8:01 AM #203
your wish is granted, unfortunately, its logic circuits are corrupted by human influence, and thus, it takes over the world while you sleep and has everyone who knows of its existance executed.

i wish i had mad Zone System Skillz.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-05-25, 1:15 PM #204
Quote:
Originally posted by Ford
i wish i had mad Zone System Skillz.

:confused:
2005-05-25, 5:58 PM #205
Your wish is granted. However the entire Zone System (whatever the hell that is) is now dead/abandoned/empty/etc. So there is noone to see you with your mad skillz. And stuff.

I wish someone would post a reply to this post.

2005-05-25, 6:04 PM #206
YOU WISH IS NOT GRANTED BECAUSE MZZT SUXBAD
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-05-25, 6:08 PM #207
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Mega_ZZTer
Your wish is granted. However the entire Zone System (whatever the hell that is) is now dead/abandoned/empty/etc. So there is noone to see you with your mad skillz. And stuff.

I wish someone would post a reply to this post.
Furthermore, I smell of human waste, and find this fact arousing!


Your wish is granted.

I wish you'd quit lookin' at me like that.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-25, 6:20 PM #208
Your wish is granted. Now I'm looking at you like this :mad:

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

2005-05-25, 6:24 PM #209
And you thought your wish was uncorruptible! Mwa ha ha!

Your wish is granted, but you made one anyway.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-25, 6:25 PM #210
your wish is granted, but you drown after 20 minutes
i wish that someone would shut that other person up
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-25, 6:38 PM #211
Your wish is granted, your concious is now shut up.

I wish that I had a million dollars. Lawl.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-26, 1:30 AM #212
Your wish is granted, but the money all spontanlously combusted into thin air.

I wish i could spell properly.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-05-26, 4:34 AM #213
your wish is granted, but you now can't count

I wish i was awake right now
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-26, 4:53 AM #214
My wish is granted, but now i have to pee from drinking too much koolaid


I wish the bathroom was closer
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-26, 4:55 AM #215
your wish is granted, but the kool-aid man just smashed through your wall yelling "OH YEAH"

i wish i had a pony
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-05-26, 5:39 AM #216
Your wish is granted. Too bad it was granted 20y ago, and its been waiting in the closet all this time.

I wish more people knew what i was talking about.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-05-26, 6:58 AM #217
The CIA now knows what you're talking about when they listen to your private conversations.

I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-26, 7:19 AM #218
Your wish is granted, the fish lives and manages to pull you into the water where other fishies gobble you up.

I wish Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition (and all the others too) were completely stable and could always run AND there would be a computer as well as myself to run it.
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-05-26, 7:24 AM #219
your wish is granted. unfortunately, there is a world energy crisis and all the powerplants are shut down leaving you with no electricity.

I wish i were the greatest photographer in the world, would live to see my fame, and everyone would recognise me as such.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-05-26, 8:07 AM #220
Your wish is granted. However, the fame and fortune goes to your head, and you become conceited. Your personal relationships crumble as your friends and family distance themselves from you and your ego.

I wish someone would help me find Renaissance keyboard music.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-26, 8:08 AM #221
you're wish is granted... and the FBI want's to know about the folder "altar boys" on your computer....


I wish that the voices would stop talking to me...
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-05-26, 8:10 AM #222
Your wish is granted. The voices now talk openly to other people and insult you everywhere.

I wish I could roll over things with a giant ball.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-26, 9:42 AM #223
Your wish is granted, however the giant ball rolls over you, making you roughly 2mm thick.

I wish I had a Bacon Sandwich.
nope.
2005-05-26, 10:53 AM #224
Your wish is granted, you now have a naked Kevin Bacon between two huge pieces of bread.

I wish everyone on the planet was dead.
Stuff
2005-05-26, 12:40 PM #225
Your wish is granted, everybody except you is transported to a Mars colony.

I wish I could finish this frikking assembly homework.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-26, 12:52 PM #226
Your wish is granted. You finish the homework, but it's done all wrong.

I wish someone would replace that shifty emoticon.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-26, 1:56 PM #227
Your wish is granted, however you have to wait till I can find Gif animator that won't give me white borders like the others i tried last night.


I wish I could find said GIF animator.
nope.
2005-05-26, 2:01 PM #228
Your wish is granted, but for some reason when you use the program it wipes your hard drive.
Stuff
2005-05-26, 11:58 PM #229
... Your non-existant wish is NOT granted.

I wish I had electricity for that 100% stable computer I just got from my earlier wish.
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-05-27, 4:03 AM #230
Your wish is granted, but it is too much and your house explodes.

I wish I could point my eyebrows around.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-28, 8:29 AM #231
Your wish is granted. Your eyebrows are now on your fingers.

I wish that my dog didn't like the trash.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-05-28, 9:28 AM #232
Your dog no longer likes the trash. It's main object of affection is now your wang.

I wish that I knew the meaning of life
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-05-28, 9:55 AM #233
Your wish is granted, but some mice have decided they want to know what it is too, so they take out your brain replacing it with a 20th century robot brain

i wish for more hot fries and 'soda pop'
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-28, 11:31 AM #234
Your wish is granted, but they are mixed together.

I wish for a mercedes
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2005-05-28, 12:19 PM #235
Your wish is granted, you life is forever filled with Wednesdays

I wish for some candy
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-28, 3:05 PM #236
Your wish is granted, molten choclate shell covers the earth. Wait, that's not too bad.


I wish they released Max Payne 3.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-28, 4:00 PM #237
You wish is granted, but it will be voted the worst game in the world.

I wish that I'll ace all of my exams next week...
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-05-28, 4:02 PM #238
Your wish is granted, but next year, you will fail all your exams.

I wish I skateboard as good as Tony Hawk.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-05-28, 4:14 PM #239
Tony Hawk gets another kid and loses all his skills because of his responsibilities.

I wish I could speak Mandarin.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-28, 4:30 PM #240
Your wish is granted. You can now speak like an orange.

I wish that I invented a way to always get the weather forcast exactly right everytime.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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