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The wish corruptor
2005-05-17, 2:22 PM #41
Your wish is granted, but you will only live for the next 30 minutes.

I wish for some pop, gooood pop
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-17, 2:31 PM #42
Your wish is granted, you have just recieved a Utada Hikaru cd, but you lose interest in pop.

I wish I was a shaolin ninja.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-17, 2:43 PM #43
Your wish is granted, but it kills you.

I wish that Genki could get the pop he asked for, not the music kinda. Maybe some "Jamacian Style Ginger Beer". (That stuff burns.)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-17, 2:55 PM #44
Your wish is granted, but the sun overheats it so it all evaporates :(. I wish I could mod geo modding into Jedi Academy and make it lag less.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-17, 2:58 PM #45
You're Wish is Granted, but LEC will sue you, and have you executed

I wish for the beverage called 'soda pop', not the silly musical genre of crap
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-17, 2:59 PM #46
Your wish is granted, but the carbonation is so intense, it erodes your skull before you can even swallow it.

I wish I had a speedo.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-05-17, 3:25 PM #47
Your wish is granted, but the speedo is made of poison ivy.

I wish for world peace.
2005-05-17, 3:28 PM #48
Quote:
Originally posted by cybrid81

I wish for world peace.


Wish granted, but Aliens invade us and completely destroy us since we are helpless w/o our weapons.

I wish that all my wishes would come true.
2005-05-17, 3:28 PM #49
[[PFFFT]]
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-05-17, 3:46 PM #50
Your wish is granted, but every time you wish for something,
you crap your pants.

I wish you people would get lives. (:P JK of course)
2005-05-17, 3:53 PM #51
:watches the thred die.
www.Elendor.net
2005-05-17, 3:59 PM #52
Your wish comes true but then Massassi ceases to exist, and the world ends.

I wish i would pass all my exams
/fluffle
2005-05-17, 4:04 PM #53
Wish granted, but you will fail at life.

I wish I was president of mars.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-05-17, 4:11 PM #54
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Your wish is granted, but every time you wish for something,
you crap your pants.

I wish you people would get lives. (:P JK of course)


I'd take that catch!
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-05-17, 4:28 PM #55
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
I wish I was president of mars.


Your wish is granted. Too bad mars is a FREAKING ROCK DESERT WITH NO OXYGEN


I wish I didn't have to wear pants.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-05-17, 4:37 PM #56
Your wish is granted, but temperatures suddenly drop year-round, causing consistant shrinkage.

I wish I had a better computer.
2005-05-17, 4:50 PM #57
Your wish is granted, your old silicon box has just been replaced with.... your brain.

I wish I was a shaolin samurai.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-17, 5:40 PM #58
Your wish is granted, but you have to constantly wear a pink tu-tu while fighting.

I wish I was eating Fruity Pebbles right now.
2005-05-17, 5:45 PM #59
Your wish is granted, but Barney Rubble will steal them from you.

I wish my name was Gogandantes!
2005-05-17, 5:47 PM #60
Your wish is granted, but you have to eat it hanging off a cliff one handed

I wish I could speak every langauge fleuntly without learning them
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-17, 5:48 PM #61
Your wish is granted, but the ability to read will still be out of your grasp.

I wish I had the sword of armageddon!
2005-05-17, 5:50 PM #62
Your wish is granted, but the blade is made from twinky.

I wish I was Darth Vader.
2005-05-17, 5:56 PM #63
Your wish is granted, but your computer box crashes.

I wish I had a giant walking robot that I could get in and pilot anywhere!
Made you look
2005-05-17, 5:56 PM #64
Your wish is granted, however you now look like a shrivled penis. PS, your genitalia didn't survive that lava.
2005-05-17, 5:58 PM #65
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2005-05-17, 6:58 PM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by jesseg88
Your wish is granted, but your computer box crashes.

I wish I had a giant walking robot that I could get in and pilot anywhere!


Your wish is granted, but you can't see anything inside of it.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-17, 7:02 PM #67
I wish that I could see through walls at will, and not whenever I didn't want to.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-17, 7:36 PM #68
Granted, but there will be nekkid men on the other side every time you look through.

I wish I had pizza. With a lot of meat. Normal meat. :(
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-05-17, 7:39 PM #69
Your wish is granted. You now have a pizza with lots of meat, but no sauce, cheese, or seasonings

(this game is kinda like "Play the role of Calypso from twisted metal" isn't it?)

I wish for LEC to release the source code to Jedi Knight.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-05-17, 7:41 PM #70
Your wish is granted, but it was written in VB.
I wish to share Dogs' pizza with him.
2005-05-17, 7:44 PM #71
You get to share his pizza, but he already finished it. You could get it out, but you might not want it.

I wish for good records for my new turntables.
2005-05-17, 7:46 PM #72
Your wish is granted, but there are no longer any needles available for your turntables.

I wish I had a flying Winnebago.
2005-05-17, 7:52 PM #73
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Your wish is granted, but there are no longer any needles available for your turntables.

I wish I had a flying Winnebago.


your wish is granted, but it GETS HIT BY A METEOR AND YOU DIE.

i wish i had a pen that was also a clock
Moo.
2005-05-17, 7:53 PM #74
Your wish is granted, but the pen leaks and ruins your best shirt.

I wish I didn't get hit but that meteor and didn't die. :(
2005-05-17, 7:59 PM #75
Your wish is granted, but after being missed by that meteor you fell screaming to the earth.

I wish i had more spiced Chai.
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2005-05-17, 8:05 PM #76
Your wish is granted alright. You get a spiced Chai... so spicy it registers a 16 million on the scoville scale.

I wish I could go to Japan.
2005-05-17, 8:06 PM #77
Your wish is granted, but you will be going to japan to be served as a precourse!

I wish I were 2 feet taller :-(

Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Your wish is granted, but in your first moment of perfectly sane clarity, you will shoot your drill sargeant.

I wish my computer was more stable.


Quote:
Originally posted by Connection Problem
Your wish is granted, but you can no longer play games.

I wish I could hit people with an axe through a computer


<3 for the reference to the greatest movie in the world. And I think Connection Problem just gave you Linux...
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2005-05-17, 8:07 PM #78
Your wish is granted. You shall go to Japan, in 1941.

[edit] Snap! Insta-posted!
2005-05-17, 8:12 PM #79
your wish is granted, you now have two feet growing out of your head

i wish i had a bathtub full of waffles
Moo.
2005-05-17, 8:15 PM #80
Your wish is granted, but you now also have a trio of goats in your bedroom.

I wish I was sexier.
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