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The wish corruptor
2005-05-22, 1:12 PM #161
Your wish is granted, you have to go against a star destroyer in a TIE fighter....

I wish i had a working YT-2400 transport...
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2005-05-22, 1:24 PM #162
Your wish is granted, but there is no instruction manual. you figure out how to turn it on anyway, but crash the thing on the first run and die a horrible firy death.

i wish i had a perfectly functioning Nikon D2H, with a full suite of perfectly functioning Nikkor D-type lenses.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-05-22, 1:26 PM #163
Your wish is granted, but Boba Fett kills you when you attemp to use them.

I wish that I could kill people with my mind.
Still here.
2005-05-22, 1:29 PM #164
Your wish is granted, but you are far too maniacal to live too long and fall quickly.

I wish I had unlimited access to pay-per-song music libraries.
2005-05-22, 1:31 PM #165
Your wish is granted, you get unlimited access - but you still have to pay for each song.

I wish my DVD drive worked.
Stuff
2005-05-22, 1:37 PM #166
Your wish is granted, but now your CD-RW broke.

I wish to go to Spartanburg.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-05-22, 1:55 PM #167
Your wish is granted, but fate doesn't read the word "burg" and you are transported to a group of Spartans... during the Battle of Thermopylae.

I wish I had a red lightsaber.
2005-05-22, 2:01 PM #168
You are granted a red lightsaber, but your wish puts you in place of Vader right before Luke removes your right hand.

I wish I had a hot wife.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-05-22, 2:05 PM #169
Your wish is granted, but she is Medusa herself, and she is on fire.

I wish I could be Inside-Outside Boy.
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2005-05-22, 7:42 PM #170
Your wish is granted. by the way, was this your heart I was stepping on?

I wish my video card didn't over heat all the time.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-05-22, 7:44 PM #171
Your wish is granted, your video card is now broken.

I wish I had more four-dimensional objects.
Stuff
2005-05-22, 7:55 PM #172
Your wish is granted, every object you have has width, depth, hight, and moves foward through time at the same rate as everything else.

I wish I had a wish that I could wish for without wishing it to be non-corrupted.
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-05-22, 8:53 PM #173
Your wish is granted, unfortunately the universe explodes due to a paradoxical wish.

I wish I had 19 more songs so I could have an even 3500 mp3s.
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2005-05-22, 9:00 PM #174
Your wish is granted-I'll take you to Best Buy tomorrow to get you those Backstreet Boys CD's.

I wish I didn't have to have knee surgery.
"There's nothing more annoying than being distracted from our own self-obsession by others," said Tom
-Bridget Jones, The Edge of Reason
2005-05-23, 7:19 AM #175
Your wish is granted. You now have no legs.

I wish I had a real working lightsaber and could use the force.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-05-23, 9:06 AM #176
Your wish is granted, but everyone else gets lightsabres and use of the force as well. You are quickly slain in a duel.

I wish glyptodons never became extinct.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-23, 1:18 PM #177
Your wish is granted, the very last one eats your entire family in front of you, and then leaves you paralyzed from the big left toe up.

I wish it was Wednesday.
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2005-05-23, 2:14 PM #178
Your wish is granted - it is now the third wednesday in March, 2078: the day before your death.

I wish it wasn't raining.
Stuff
2005-05-23, 2:37 PM #179
Your wish is granted - the rain clouds disappear. However, due to a lack of any cloud cover or atmospheric protection, you quickly die of skin cancer.

I wish that I had a million dollars that wasn't stolen from anybody or anything.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-05-23, 4:06 PM #180
Your wish has been granted... but you owe the local mafia and the godfather a huge debt that you will spend eterinity paying off....

wish my DVD player was working...
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2005-05-23, 4:15 PM #181
Your wish is granted, but now your CD-RW broke also.

I wish this thread would end.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-05-23, 6:16 PM #182
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Your wish is granted - it is now the third wednesday in March, 2078: the day before your death.

I wish it wasn't raining.


Holy crap! That's the day before [url]www.deathclock.com[/url] says I'm going to die...
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2005-05-23, 6:16 PM #183
Your wish is granted, but it won't end until you release LoG3

I wish Episode 3 was allready in stores to buy
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-23, 6:20 PM #184
your wish is granted, but it is in gibberish.

i wish my cable would work again
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-05-23, 6:43 PM #185
Your wish is granted... for your microwave cable.

I wish it snowed more in Georgia.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-23, 6:45 PM #186
Your wish is granted, it is now snowing every day non-stop until the end of the world.

I wish I didn't have a wish.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-23, 6:54 PM #187
Your wish is granted. (hey! A self-corrupting wish!)

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Stuff
2005-05-23, 6:55 PM #188
Your wish is granted, your car broke down.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-23, 10:36 PM #189
Your wish is granted. From now on, you're wishes corrupt themselves.

I wish I could go into the Star Wars universe and slaughter all the gungans.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-05-24, 1:21 AM #190
your wish is granted, but you get the death sentance on naboo for slaughtering all of an ally and gets to revive you so they can kill you again for xenocide.
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2005-05-24, 6:47 AM #191
Well...

I wish I had more homework.
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2005-05-24, 7:23 AM #192
Your wish is granted. You get so much homework, you'll be swamped until 2050 at least, at which time you have to hand it all in.

I wish my brother wasnt such an *******.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-24, 9:06 AM #193
Your wish is granted. Now he waits on you hand and foot and drives you nuts that way.

I wish I could have a different (BETTER) custom member title.

2005-05-24, 10:00 AM #194
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Mega_ZZTer
Your wish is granted. Now he waits on you hand and foot and drives you nuts that way.


Wouldn't drive me nuts :)
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-24, 10:04 AM #195
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Mega_ZZTer
I wish I could have a different (BETTER) custom member title.


Your wish is granted - your custom member title at [url]www.hotfurryanimalsex.com[/url] has been changed.

I wish that I had a better-paying job.
Stuff
2005-05-24, 1:19 PM #196
your wish is granted, unfortunately, all of your paychecks go to pay off the huge debt to your drug dealer

I wish I could finish this graduation song
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-05-24, 1:25 PM #197
Your wish is granted, unfortunately your pen explodes in your face blinding you.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
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2005-05-24, 1:30 PM #198
Your wish is granted, it is so grilled that it turns to plasma.

I wish I was the prime minister of Japan.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-24, 1:30 PM #199
wish granted, unfortunately it is the 6 year old virgin mary sandwitch. in addition to excruciating nausea, you are struck down by a bolt of lightening for the sacrelage of eating the virgin mother of god

I wish I could fence

[edit: d*** you tinny! wish granted, but japan goes to war and is obliterated]

I still wish I could fence
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-05-24, 1:35 PM #200
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarless5
I still wish I could fence

You get your wish, but while you limp-wrist out an overly-elaborate and ineffective flourish with your foil, someone lops your head off with a greatsword.

I wish I didn't require sleep.
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