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The wish corruptor
2005-05-17, 8:32 PM #81
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Your wish is granted, but you now also have a trio of goats in your bedroom.


win
Moo.
2005-05-17, 8:33 PM #82
Quote:
Your wish is granted, but you now also have a trio of goats in your bedroom.

I wish I was sexier.


Your wish is granted. Indeed, you become too sexy for your shirt, underwear, and mortal existence; you disappear in a puff of logic.

I wish that I had an Imperial Star Destroyer!
2005-05-17, 8:48 PM #83
Your wish is granted. But it is a minature Imperial Star Destroyer built 1/2345 to scale, and has no moving or working parts.

I wish to be a rich artist.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-05-17, 10:53 PM #84
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
Your wish is granted. But it is a minature Imperial Star Destroyer built 1/2345 to scale, and has no moving or working parts.

I wish to be a rich artist.


your wish is granted, but all your art is made using fecal matter and other bodily secretions and ends up spreading disease over half the country. and it just sucks anyway. and then a bank error erases your account. and then squirrels eat all your material possessions. and then you spontaneously combust. the end.

i wish i had a 12 inch pianist
Moo.
2005-05-18, 12:47 AM #85
You get your wish, but he's better hung than you are and steals your girl.

I wish to be perfectly happy.
2005-05-18, 2:39 AM #86
Your wish is granted, but everyone else is happier than you'll ever be.

I wish for a pot noodle.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-18, 7:01 AM #87
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony -
Your wish is granted, but everyone else is happier than you'll ever be.

I wish for a pot noodle.


Wish granted, you get a Pot Noodle, with free Flesh Eating bacteria.


I wish for a cookie.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-05-18, 7:39 AM #88
You wish is granted, however your mouth closes up to leave smooth skin instead of a hole.


I wish I was an actor.
nope.
2005-05-18, 7:59 AM #89
Wish granted, but you suck more than Adam Sandler

I wish I had a Gibson Duane Eddy signature guitar
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-05-18, 8:59 AM #90
Your wish is granted but the first time you play it someone shoots you through the body of the guitar... thus ruining your stomach and the guitar for life.

I wish I had a depressed robot with the voice of Alan Rickman.
"*quickly adds in disclaimer that Is may still yet end up being slapped with a white glove, as all women are crazy and there are no rules*" --mavispoo
2005-05-18, 9:08 AM #91
Your wish is granted, but it makes you so depressed you decide to sell it.

I wish I could beat this one level in Starcraft where the Zerg have to harvest this crystal while fighting the Protoss off :(
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-18, 1:15 PM #92
Quote:
Originally posted by tinny
Your wish is granted, but it makes you so depressed you decide to sell it.

I wish I could beat this one level in Starcraft where the Zerg have to harvest this crystal while fighting the Protoss off :(


your wish is granted, but then your computer explodes and you lose all your progress. and pr0n. and then your house catches on fire and you die.

i wish my armpit would stop itching
Moo.
2005-05-18, 1:16 PM #93
Your wish is granted, but your foot begins to itch.

I wish to be able to play every musical instrument perfectly, without hindering my current status or other abilities.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-18, 1:17 PM #94
Your wish i granted, although your arm falls off.

I wish I had my own private cinema with an endless supply of movies.
nope.
2005-05-18, 1:20 PM #95
(That counts as my current status...)

Your wish is granted, but it catches fire.

I wish I had a life time supply of any drink I chose, having the ability to conjure it from thin air, in any amount I choose.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-18, 1:22 PM #96
I was answering the one before yours.
nope.
2005-05-18, 1:50 PM #97
Your wish is granted, but any drink you choose means "Zima".

I wish I could edit Half Life 2.
2005-05-18, 1:53 PM #98
Your wish is granted... but by then they've released Playstation 26 and Doom 8.

I wish I could fly.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-18, 2:07 PM #99
You will fly, but so fast that you will always burn with air resistence.

I wish I had a wish to make.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-05-18, 2:12 PM #100
The paradox causes you to explode in this and mirror parallel universes.

I wish I could be a shaolin cowboy.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-18, 6:19 PM #101
Wish granted, but you're so old that it hurts to get out of bed.

[EDIT: Oops, already done. I wish I didn't have any homework to do right now.]
DO NOT WANT.
2005-05-18, 6:27 PM #102
Wish granted, but now you have to give birth to a baby cactus.

I wish to win the poetry slam tonight.
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2005-05-18, 6:27 PM #103
Quote:
I wish to win the poetry slam tonight.


Your wish is granted... but the first prize is a box of Ebola.

I wish I could eat 10 hamburgers in one 5 min sitting.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-05-18, 6:30 PM #104
Sure you could eat 10 in 5 min...but u'll puke ur guts out for hrs...

I wish I didnt have to come home from vacation.
2005-05-18, 6:38 PM #105
Your wish is granted, but now your home and everything around it and connected to it has been destroyed by a freak accident.

I wish I could convert males to females, and vice-versa, at any given time at my will.
一个大西瓜
2005-05-18, 6:43 PM #106
Your wish is granted, but every time you do that you age 40 years.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-05-18, 7:37 PM #107
You didn't wish, you will now die

I wish I was naked
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-18, 11:39 PM #108
Your wish is granted... but then you forgot to dry off from your shower and promply walked out side to get the mail, in the middle of a snowstorm.

i wish i had a cream soda.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-05-18, 11:48 PM #109
Your wish is granted, but if you drink it your head will explode.



I wish the next person to post would be permabanned.
2005-05-19, 5:30 AM #110
Your wish is granted, however you are erased from time so you could never had suggested it in the first place.


I wish that I had a Darth Vader Costume that fits perfectly and causes me no unfortunateness.
nope.
2005-05-19, 5:33 AM #111
Your wish is granted, but the suit is, in fact, see-through.

I wish for nothing to happen at all.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-19, 8:35 AM #112
Your wish is granted, but the world stops turning right when the sun is at 12'oclock noon on your house and everything in it srivils up or burns up, but the end result is death.

i wish i had a pet monkey
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-05-19, 8:50 AM #113
Wish granted, but the monkey is twice your size and has rabies

I wish I was in the loony-bin
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-05-19, 9:53 AM #114
Your wish has already been granted. However, if you wish for another wish, our representatives will be glad to hear your message after the tone. Bleeeeep!

I wish that Schrödinger's cat was dead.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-19, 11:35 AM #115
Schrödinger's cat is now dead. And also alive.


I wish to have a clavichord.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-19, 11:37 AM #116
Your wish is granted, but there are no strings available for it.

I wish you had not seen my member.
2005-05-19, 11:47 AM #117
Wish granted - you never had one.

I wish for boxes. Lots and lots of boxes!
I'm just a little boy.
2005-05-19, 11:59 AM #118
Quote:
Originally posted by Flirbnic
Wish granted - you never had one.

I wish for boxes. Lots and lots of boxes!


Wish granted but your body parts are hacked up and placed in said boxes.
2005-05-19, 12:38 PM #119
You didn't wish. You are now condemned to spend eternity on a CS 1.6 server with a bunch of 12 year old hackers who constantly spam the voice chat with inane chatter.

I wish for an AGEIA PPU.
2005-05-19, 2:18 PM #120
Your wish is granted, but when you install this new hardware your computer no longer runs.

I wish for an MRE.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
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